Flounce Epidemic? Eat a Diseased Dick.

[Suu]

all your covers are belong to ME.

Pixie- one of THOSE women.

OH NO YOU DINNIT!

[Suu]

Oh no, I *like* having the bed to myself. Cuddling is nice and all, but nothing beats stretching out on your own bed after a long day instead of having to crinkle into a ball to share space with someone who may or may not play nice with the covers.

If you can't defend your covers, you don't deserve them.  But I was thinking more along the lines of curling up on the couch and watching a movie.

GS wasn't much of an issue, Herbert, however...well you've seen him. He takes more space.

Couch cuddling is also nice to a point. It's nice when you have the couch to do it on. Couch at the Monastery? Fuck yes...just you're going to fall asleep. But if you have a guy that has this issue with not wanting to keep his hands out of your pants, then...THEN cuddling becomes an issue. If I want sex, we'll have sex. If I want to watch a movie, we're watching a movie. Knock it the fuck off or I'll scream rape.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I miss sex on a regular basis.  I miss someone else answering the "Can I....." questions from the kids.  I miss adult conversation.  I miss monthly date night.  I miss eating in a restaurant with an adult.  I miss someone else stomping the spiders, taking out the trash and replacing the alternator/or whatever part has died on my car.  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This reminds me of the good old days, when Chef's cousin Talufa would get his heart broked, and would make Chef drive him around in the van, looking for Koreans to beat up.  Talufa insisted on playing his Captain & Teneil CD on infinite repeat, and would frequently throw up Cheetoh mush on pedestrians.  Poor guy's stomach always acted up when he was feeling low, and sometimes he could barely muster up the gumption to stomp hell out of any trustafarian that was unfortunate enough to cross their path.

Talufa was the greatest romantic of this or any other age.

[Payne]

all your covers are belong to ME.

Pixie- one of THOSE women.

OH NO YOU DINNIT!

It's true. She even steals blankets and duvents and every other conceivable covering device that is packed away.

I wake up in the morning next to a cover-cocoon with only her eyes poking out. Usually kinda cold, and often a little afraid that she'll break out as some kind of Pixie-Monarch hybrid and try to Arch-Enemy me.

Well, I think that until I get my first coffee anyway.

[Luna]

all your covers are belong to ME.

Pixie- one of THOSE women.

OH NO YOU DINNIT!

It's true. She even steals blankets and duvents and every other conceivable covering device that is packed away.

I wake up in the morning next to a cover-cocoon with only her eyes poking out. Usually kinda cold, and often a little afraid that she'll break out as some kind of Pixie-Monarch hybrid and try to Arch-Enemy me.

Well, I think that until I get my first coffee anyway.

Keep some extra blankets on the floor on your side of the bed.  When she wraps up, grab 'em, you'll stay warmer.

Haz experience.

[Payne]

all your covers are belong to ME.

Pixie- one of THOSE women.

OH NO YOU DINNIT!

It's true. She even steals blankets and duvents and every other conceivable covering device that is packed away.

I wake up in the morning next to a cover-cocoon with only her eyes poking out. Usually kinda cold, and often a little afraid that she'll break out as some kind of Pixie-Monarch hybrid and try to Arch-Enemy me.

Well, I think that until I get my first coffee anyway.

Keep some extra blankets on the floor on your side of the bed.  When she wraps up, grab 'em, you'll stay warmer.

Haz experience.

No, she gets those too.

q.v.

She even steals blankets and duvents and every other conceivable covering device that is packed away.

[Luna]

Oh no, I *like* having the bed to myself. Cuddling is nice and all, but nothing beats stretching out on your own bed after a long day instead of having to crinkle into a ball to share space with someone who may or may not play nice with the covers.

If you can't defend your covers, you don't deserve them.  But I was thinking more along the lines of curling up on the couch and watching a movie.

GS wasn't much of an issue, Herbert, however...well you've seen him. He takes more space.

Couch cuddling is also nice to a point. It's nice when you have the couch to do it on. Couch at the Monastery? Fuck yes...just you're going to fall asleep. But if you have a guy that has this issue with not wanting to keep his hands out of your pants, then...THEN cuddling becomes an issue. If I want sex, we'll have sex. If I want to watch a movie, we're watching a movie. Knock it the fuck off or I'll scream rape.

The couch at the Monastery, I'm fairly sure, has the dessicated corpses of people who dozed off in its hypnotic embrace lodged between the cushions.  Even with my sleep problems these days, I've dozed off on it during game night (and Richter runs an awesome game, that it can lull me to doze is fairly amazing).  

I generally don't have many issues explaining to somebody where the line is and when they're about to cross it.

[Suu]

That couch has taken the lives of many people.

[Luna]

That couch has taken the lives of many people.

This, I believe.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That couch has taken the lives of many people.

Damn near got me. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like sleeping alone in my bed.

But I also like cuddling up next to someone when it's cold with my head on their shoulder. And waking up next to someone in the morning.

[Luna]

I like sleeping alone in my bed.

But I also like cuddling up next to someone when it's cold with my head on their shoulder. And waking up next to someone in the morning.

Yeah, I'm naturally a very touchy-cuddly person.  That's the brutal bit about living alone.

[Suu]

That couch has taken the lives of many people.

This, I believe.

You don't understand. When people go through divorces, they fight over the bed.

We fought over who was sleeping on the couch.

[Richter]

That couch has taken the lives of many people.

That couch has helped more travellers, pilgrims, and waywards than the current pope.