How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
You mean you WANT him to come back down?
His hairy ass is scaring the neighbors.
...and he won't stop singing. :lulz:
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TAKE PICTURES FOR BLACKMAIL
He got into Von Melee's cactus supply.
tie ribbons to the tree and dance around in a circle to lamest music you can find while holding the ribbons, tell roger he is in a pagan maypole ceremony and doing important magikue ... run like hell
He's hollering prophecies at the neighbors flailing his arms wildly like a mad man. :lulz:
cox him down with more cactus
PICTURES
NOW
:argh!:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 19, 2009, 06:53:54 AM
cox him down with more cactus
Thats not bound to backfire at all
Nope
O jesus...bad, Roger, very very bad!
That's bound to backfire... :horrormirth: Its too dark for pix.
You guys don't know how to handle a cactused up Roger?
Well I could try, but I suspect i would leave him up there and get a video camera. :lulz:
I thought he quit the cactus??
He's bored.
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
This.
Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
This.
Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily. And you had good people around you when shit went to hell. :D
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
This.
Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily. And you had good people around you when shit went to hell. :D
Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM. Silly furry bastard.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
This.
Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily. And you had good people around you when shit went to hell. :D
Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM. Silly furry bastard.
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
This.
Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily. And you had good people around you when shit went to hell. :D
Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM. Silly furry bastard.
:lol: Excellent!
Bastard deserved it. Now he's trying to be play nicey nice with me :fap:
Let 'im suffer. Builds character.
I demand PIX and CHAT LOGS
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/I_am_Poopingashx.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 07:10:14 PM
I demand PIX and CHAT LOGS
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/I_am_Poopingashx.jpg)
Nivek has the logs. She should post them.
Hehehe new i think i will. I'm still damned proud of it. :horrormirth:
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.
And nobody wants to see that.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.
And nobody wants to see that.
What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?
Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
There is a really bad horror film where this happens. Only the tongs really are a crocodile. Two hours of a small group of morons, stuck in a tree, being terrorized by a crocodile.
I advise you not watch it, unless high, drunk or otherwise chemically altered.
This wouldn't be "The Lake", would it?
No, it was Black Water, I think.
Oh, wait a minute, with a name like that, it was probably a metaphor for the war in Iraq or something.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.
And nobody wants to see that.
This is (albeit regretfully), a possible sucess scenario. You just have to drop the tongs faster, so you don't become Phyrric and Pathic at the same time.
Quote from: Payne on September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
Use long tongs.
REALLY long ones. The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile. He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha sight.
Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.
And nobody wants to see that.
What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?
Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?
On that night?
Two words: Monkey love.