Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: . on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM

Title: Please advise...
Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?
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Post by: Nast on September 19, 2009, 06:00:48 AM
You mean you WANT him to come back down?
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Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 06:01:32 AM
His hairy ass is scaring the neighbors.
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Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 06:01:57 AM
...and he won't stop singing. :lulz:
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Post by: fomenter on September 19, 2009, 06:02:22 AM
you tube
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 19, 2009, 06:04:07 AM
TAKE PICTURES FOR BLACKMAIL
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Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 06:05:03 AM
He got into Von Melee's cactus supply.
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Post by: fomenter on September 19, 2009, 06:16:53 AM
tie ribbons to the tree and dance around in a circle  to lamest music you can find while holding the ribbons,  tell roger he is in a pagan maypole ceremony and doing important magikue ...    run like hell
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Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 06:19:00 AM
He's hollering prophecies at the neighbors flailing his arms wildly like a mad man.  :lulz:
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 19, 2009, 06:53:54 AM
cox him down with more cactus
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 19, 2009, 06:54:30 AM
PICTURES
NOW
:argh!:
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 19, 2009, 06:55:10 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 19, 2009, 06:53:54 AM
cox him down with more cactus

Thats not bound to backfire at all


Nope
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Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 07:04:35 AM
O jesus...bad, Roger, very very bad!
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Post by: . on September 19, 2009, 07:36:22 AM
That's bound to backfire... :horrormirth: Its too dark for pix.
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Post by: Payne on September 19, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
You guys don't know how to handle a cactused up Roger?
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Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 19, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
Well I could try, but I suspect i would leave him up there and get a video camera.  :lulz:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2009, 06:07:18 PM
I thought he quit the cactus??
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Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.

This.

Also, things are just a little out of control recently.
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Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.

This.

Also, things are just a little out of control recently.

That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily.  And you had good people around you when shit went to hell.  :D 
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.

This.

Also, things are just a little out of control recently.

That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily.  And you had good people around you when shit went to hell.  :D 

Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM.  Silly furry bastard.
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Post by: Payne on September 19, 2009, 08:45:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.

This.

Also, things are just a little out of control recently.

That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily.  And you had good people around you when shit went to hell.  :D 

Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM.  Silly furry bastard.

:mittens:
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Post by: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:49:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:44:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:19:23 PM
He's bored.

This.

Also, things are just a little out of control recently.

That's not always a BAD thing, necessarily.  And you had good people around you when shit went to hell.  :D 

Yes, plus we drove our friend's asshole ex-BF tears via IM.  Silly furry bastard.

:lol:  Excellent!
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Post by: . on September 20, 2009, 01:02:25 AM
Bastard deserved it. Now he's trying to be play nicey nice with me  :fap:
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Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2009, 06:30:40 AM
Let 'im suffer.  Builds character.
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Post by: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 07:10:14 PM
I demand PIX and CHAT LOGS

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/I_am_Poopingashx.jpg)
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 20, 2009, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 20, 2009, 07:10:14 PM
I demand PIX and CHAT LOGS

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/I_am_Poopingashx.jpg)

Nivek has the logs.  She should post them.
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Post by: . on September 21, 2009, 06:56:57 AM
Hehehe new i think i will. I'm still damned proud of it.  :horrormirth:
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Post by: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.
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Post by: Payne on September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?
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Post by: Cain on September 21, 2009, 03:25:59 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

There is a really bad horror film where this happens.  Only the tongs really are a crocodile.  Two hours of a small group of morons, stuck in a tree, being terrorized by a crocodile.

I advise you not watch it, unless high, drunk or otherwise chemically altered.
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Post by: LMNO on September 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
This wouldn't be "The Lake", would it?
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Post by: Cain on September 21, 2009, 03:29:04 PM
No, it was Black Water, I think.

Oh, wait a minute, with a name like that, it was probably a metaphor for the war in Iraq or something.
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Post by: Richter on September 21, 2009, 04:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

This is (albeit regretfully), a possible sucess scenario.  You just have to drop the tongs faster, so you don't become Phyrric and Pathic at the same time.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

On that night?

Two words:  Monkey love.