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LOL BIP gets dissed

Started by LHX, January 18, 2007, 03:58:30 AM

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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: SillyCybin on February 07, 2007, 07:24:06 AM

I'm still toying with ideas for the prophet mohammed. Tubgirl might just work.

This can only result in the systematic bombings of hundreds of KFC's by Muslim radicals
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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 07, 2007, 01:34:40 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on February 07, 2007, 07:24:06 AM

I'm still toying with ideas for the prophet mohammed. Tubgirl might just work.

This can only result in the systematic bombings of hundreds of KFC's by Muslim radicals

If it don't result in uproar I'll have missed the mark. I always wanted a fatwa on me. As a theological satirist you're fucking nobody unless a bunch of turbaniacs have yelled 'Jihad' at you.

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Quote from: LMNO on February 06, 2007, 08:40:13 PMWe'd never get in the car.

Every day, we'd sit in front of the computer (or, post at an internet cafe all together), posting how we're gonna get in the car & go get this guy, but we fall into squabbling, and never get around to it.

that really sounds like waiting for godot ..

i'm reading that play now .. man is it ever boring! but funny, in a boring way.

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You really need to see it performed.  A lot is added when you actually see and hear it.

Triple Zero

yes, though while reading it, i continously try to imagine what it would look like on stage.
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Quote from: SillyCybin on February 07, 2007, 07:24:06 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on February 07, 2007, 12:35:59 AM
Is tubgirl going to fight baby Jesus?

I'm still toying with ideas for the prophet mohammed. Tubgirl might just work.
Baby Mohamed, same face, just darken it, and in place of the crown of thorns, a turban.  Just for continuity, a baby abraham, with a beard.  Three floating baby heads in a bar laughing at the schmucks who take them too seriously.  Then they get to arguing about who gets Tubgirl's soul, cause they're sick... oh so sick.

I'm sure that whatever you come up with will be better, but I had to share my mental picture.

Payne

This is an absolute gem!

Has the pilot been written? Did you ever get in touch with Laz? Did hunter ever manage to interogate a HIMEOBS agent?

Idem

I read through all of this thread and I never did see Laz show his punk ass up.   :sad:

Dr. Cow Ass

I'm sorry if this was mentioned earlier in the thread, but can someone point out what the author's major errors were in his review of BIP? 
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Payne

The major error (imo) is that he posted that review without any discussion about it.

If he thought it was so bleak and futile, or even badwrong, as he seemed to indicate, why didn't he discuss it with the writers, and see what could be done to improve it?

After all, I feel that the philosophy of the BIP is  that its not the intention to herd everyone into a little box, and tell them there is no capacity to extend your horizons, but maybe others feel differently. Rather than post a pithy review warning people of dangerously cultish behaviour, wouldn't it make more sense to argue your case here?

Laz certainly had the opportunity to, and all it would have taken is a well made argument stating HIS opinion to at least make the BIP authers consider other ways of expressing the ideas in it.

Maybe that is a somewhat optimistic point of view of course, but I think the fact that he hid behind the cells of his own cell to criticise the people telling him he was in a cell in the first place makes me laugh.


AFK

Laz actually did spend a little time here before he posted his summary of the BIP.  I know a bunch of us had some debate and discussion with him.  then he just kind of vanished.  the next thing we knew someone found his site with the summary.  I've made a couple of overtures to him myself but he's never returned any of my e-mails. 
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Quote from: triple zero on January 18, 2007, 12:05:57 PM
i like the picture on his site:


we really oughtta use this somehow.
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All I know is that I find his site very entertaining.....
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I do wonder what scared him off.