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Dreams are energies that beam sexrays at the darkside of the moon to distort the musick of pink floyd.


The cellular phones vibrate at 0000000000000000000000000000001 hz more than dreams.


Neon genesis was right. Everyone is surrounded by an at field. the field is a part of the soul (which resides in the pineal gland ofcoz) which is missing, hencely, turd and his emofriends fill their holes with dope.
I think the atfield can also be described as a elctromagnetic field which resonates on lower vibrations than what ordinary emp can influence us on.


The snapple bottle talks to me when i empty it.


the mouse fills with dirt. then it dies.

do you replace the mouse or the dirt?

do you live for the shit other people replace?



Why isn't technical support technical?

Is it the snapple bottle?

Where are you?


Is this a nokia tune i'm hearing?

will god realize that not all stories have endings?

POPCORN!

the sound of one hand thinking about einstein theories and arguing the pros and cons of schr??dingers cat whilst opening a bottle of the best beer in the world that has turned into vinegar which will spring the tree of life and bring back jesus h. christ.

the stick with poo on is only for selfdefence.

how do i see the light?

... that active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two....

Probably because you're stoned...

that made me giggle actually. and i'm not even high. time to lessen the medication i guess.

aye, but degenerating activity can mean about anything.


i want it mandatory!


that and the fact that all the habaneros have been spiked with that active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two.

This was fast, simple, and yummy! I used fresh spinach instead of frozen because I needed to get rid of it, and added a few mushrooms for because they were there. It's one of those meals I should have been able to think up myself, but didn't. Thanks!

Soulsong

What about the public nudity?

I have a tinfoil hat.

I bought it off one insanely drunk man for a bottle of tequila.

It even says "Protects against invasions of all kinds, including stupidity"

but they do, they do.

and some day baby. we do too. (refused)

(blasphemy for turd and the likeminded follows)


the lawnmower was outside the janitor called to me
I, sitting on a bench
ya just have to fill the gas the janitor almost screamed
I, smoking a fag
You know, it's easy to start, you just have to pull this string
oh yeah I said, still smoking
Yeah really he said continuing with and then you see the patterns
and i said, no you don't, still smoking
Yeah, it's really easy he said
and I said yeah, how
well, look at me do this and then he mowed the lawn for me.

it was a dream, i was headed up the mountains, a slope sortof, and i was running, and the freaky thing was that i couldn't look back, because i knew what was following me and at the same time i didn't.

then i was here and there was a conversation.
turd said: you know, really, i'm trying to rebel against the poetic nature of discordianism in itself and especially what was written in the illuminatus!
then hotsuma said: I feel the same thing.
then turd said: wow.. i though i was all alone in this world.
then horab said: GO GTEA FUKCIGN ROOOM!

and they did.

then roger appeared and he said something that was halfways witty, yet it still made sense and it was not annoying. then chef arrived and everyone thought jesus christ how do we ban him? this is the kind of person that ought to end up at some kinda cs forum.

and then


i woke up.

still bella was mellow and sweet. still hoshiko was far too intelligent and a fukcing genious. still aini wasn't fully respected. still



the world itself was looking more and more like the board or the other way around. still

the world itself was ridiculed. as the inhabitants lingered and agreed in silence whilst making an attempt at a discordian jake. then

i thought it didn't matter.



and i woke up.


no, not as you think you see it. i didn't wake up. not in that way.

because

if this is just another fad with intelligent people.

i'd rather stay away.

he said: i'd rather stay away.

then he came after me yelling at me because i had fallen asleep. he claimed he already had mowed every lawn. and i said

really

and he said

yea that was your job wasnt it

and i said yea

and he said well you gotta do something for me

and i said

the classics never got a style.

go to a well equipped boozestore and ask for Gammel Dansk.


that'll help that cough for sure.

there never was any html.

if it was


i would have leeted it with teh code tag.

i'm drunk tired and wanting to go to bed.

btw

(since you trolled the saforums in 98)


o       <-point









o              <-head
/|\          <- teh yuo
|
/\

but it wasn't you


because that troll was occasionally interesting.

which you are too but only when you do the 'anal cunt' routine.

you're the troll that wants to be a troll but never had the brains to be one. it takes more brain to be a proper troll than to be an ordinary poster.

now. go poke turd some.


btw