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I don't give a shit about roads and bridges. If I was high more often, I would drive less often, and the roads would be safe.

I know the incumbent thing might not sound good to some people, but I honestly believe that each politician is equally as worthless as this polar counterpart. As much as Republicans have pissed me off in the last 3-4 years, I refuse to turn to Democrats as an answer.

I'd vote for those aliens from Independance Day before I voted for Hillary Clinton.
Fuck Hillary Clinton. Fuck her in her stupid ass.

I've figured out my voting strategy:
1. person will legalize dope
2. person is third-party
That covers two races in my state. For the other two:
3. Whoever is not encumbent.

The only thing that supercedes the incumbant rule is if I worked for the candidate and he was a major asshole, and lied about the military:
Fuck You Chris Wakim

How'd you break the Jesus code? Was it the Durden?

Touche!

Has anyone come up with any kind of solution yet? Any voting suggestions? It dosen't seem like it, and I don't think anyone will. Why?

If you've ever been locked up (prison/ mental hospital/ buried alive), it really opens up your eyes to what it feels like to be trapped and completely hopeless. Kick and scream all you want, nothings helping. You begin to get scared and destitute. "I'm never getting out of here!"

This is america's political climate.

I've always thought my first action/thought/words upon confronting god would be "Oops."