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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:21:06 AM

Title: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:21:06 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2015, 05:27:34 AM
You're obviously not watching it cook.  Bad things happen when you do that.  BAD THINGS.
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:32:04 AM
If you stare at a bird while it's in the oven it gets embarrassed and won't soak in the juices like the filthy harlot it is
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:32:24 AM
I think I just grossed myself out with that
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 02, 2015, 12:01:16 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 05:32:04 AM
If you stare at a bird while it's in the oven it gets embarrassed and won't soak in the juices like the filthy harlot it is
:lulz:
Title: Re: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 02, 2015, 06:08:47 PM
It turned out great but I need more practice carving a chicken. Cooking a Cornish game hen on Monday for practice was a good choice. Now I have meals for 3 or 4 days ready.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2015, 01:24:13 AM
We went to the store the other day and took advantage of the 2-for-1 post-Thanksgiving sale. Now we have one turkey defrosting in the fridge, and the other is in the freezer. For later.

I will post again when it's roasting time.
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Post by: Cain on December 03, 2015, 06:58:52 AM
Yorkshire pudding, yay or nay?  If nay, WAYSA?
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2015, 02:55:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2015, 06:58:52 AM
Yorkshire pudding, yay or nay?  If nay, WAYSA?

I usually do a Yorkshire pudding with beef roast, never done one with turkey. Not a bad idea though!
Title: Re: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
Post by: Cain on December 03, 2015, 03:28:36 PM
It works with chicken and turkey just as well.

Home made, though.  Store stuff is so much worse.  A good Yorkshire pudding full of gravy should be half a meal on it's own.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2015, 03:38:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2015, 03:28:36 PM
It works with chicken and turkey just as well.

Home made, though.  Store stuff is so much worse.  A good Yorkshire pudding full of gravy should be half a meal on it's own.

They don't sell them here, so it's homemade or nothing.

They're so tasty and easy to make I don't understand why they aren't more popular in the US. Thanks for the suggestion, I hadn't even thought about it but now I want Yorkshire pudding!  :lol:
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Post by: Cain on December 03, 2015, 03:48:04 PM
Oh, there's like this readymade stuff in the UK, and it's just awful.  It's like a quarter of the density, more like a puff pastry than a pudding.  You put gravy in it and it just collapses.

Also I have some Yorkshire roots on the English side, so my family basically have Yorkshire puddings with every roast.  Pork, beef...probably duck and lamb, if we ever had it.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2015, 04:48:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2015, 03:48:04 PM
Oh, there's like this readymade stuff in the UK, and it's just awful.  It's like a quarter of the density, more like a puff pastry than a pudding.  You put gravy in it and it just collapses.

Also I have some Yorkshire roots on the English side, so my family basically have Yorkshire puddings with every roast.  Pork, beef...probably duck and lamb, if we ever had it.

Premade just sounds sad.

And why bother, when you can make one so easily? It's basically just flour, eggs, and grease.

Mmmmm now I want one. Right now. For breakfast.
Title: Re: I'm roasting a chicken RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 04, 2015, 12:27:51 AM
Well shoot, I guess I oughta learn how to make Yorkshire pudding. :lulz:
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Post by: LMNO on December 04, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
I'm not 100% sure, but because there's no leavening agent, you'll need to whip the hell out of the eggs.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2015, 07:48:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 04, 2015, 01:08:20 PM
I'm not 100% sure, but because there's no leavening agent, you'll need to whip the hell out of the eggs.

It's not meant to be fluffy, but rather, dense and moist. Like a pudding. The edges puff and get crispy.
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 07, 2015, 01:35:17 AM
I made a chicken noodle-rice-lentil soup because I'm indecisive, using leftover drippings. It's okay.
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Post by: Pæs on December 07, 2015, 10:06:14 PM
I keep wondering what the fuck is going on in this thread:
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2015, 01:44:49 AM
ITT Cainad delivers humorous sick burns to a female lady person.
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Post by: themanwhocreatedjazz on December 13, 2015, 06:15:52 PM
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2015, 10:31:42 PM
Quote from: themanwhocreatedjazz on December 13, 2015, 06:15:52 PM
This threads sums up why this forum is such a great place.


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