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Started by Epimetheus, October 18, 2012, 02:44:29 AM

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Epimetheus

Specimen F5A
It is rumored that F5A has exactly the same melting point
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Quote from: Epimetheus on October 18, 2012, 02:44:29 AM
Specimen F5A
It is rumored that F5A has exactly the same melting point


Oddly, this is also pretty close to what I imagine LMNO looking like when he lets his guard down.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Needs to be climbing out of a toilet like this guy:

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