Best of all possible uses for oatmeal.

[Don Coyote]

Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats.

They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever

[Don Coyote]

Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats.

They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever

I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.

[Salty]

No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oatmeal is fucking tasty as fuck. You fuckers are doing something WRONG if it isn't. For instance, don't fucking stir it, what is fucking wrong with your fucking head? Also, quick oats are gross, and instant oats are gross.

Look that shit up on the internet, it isn't the fucking 1990s anymore. Seriously.

But I like quick oats, and instant oats.

They are adaptible, if you're ok with weird shitty mushy whatever

I am. I also like regular oats, because texture.

Oats are goddamn delicious. special oats are a goddamn special wildcard.

[Cain]

BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

[Salty]

BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

I have...difficult taste.

[Cain]

Or your meals are going in reverse.

[Don Coyote]

No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

[Eater of Clowns]

No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

I'd fap to it.

Also, this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28299.0.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.

There. I said it.

I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

BASICALLY, IF YOUR OATS ARE GROSS, YOU ARE FUCKING UP.

Alty is, in his own words, transferring it from his bowel to his belly.  In that order. 

This could explain a whole lot of grossness.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No. Fucking. Instant.

Instant oatmeal is for slack jawed mutants trying to steal your gasoline.

Steel cut, if you have the leisure time.
Or a crock pot.

Rolled oats if you're trying to survive in Murrica without fucking people up. Peanut bttrer banana if you're not fucked, OP if you are.

Motherfuckers.

For some reason this makes me want wrassle Alty to the ground and shove handfuls of uncooked instant oats into his mouth.

I'd pay to watch that. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Sure but I used canned coconut milk, that boxed stuff is horrible to me.

Canned stuff is horrible to me so I feel ya.

http://www.yumuniverse.com/2013/02/07/plant-powerful-dairy-free-milk/

Blender. Cheesecloth.

[Doktor Howl]

I HATE PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS.

There. I said it.

I hate them each individually, and I triple hate them when they're together.

  <--- Roger, Elvis, and 32,000,000 Canadians.