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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: -Kel- on February 20, 2010, 08:48:47 AM

Title: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: -Kel- on February 20, 2010, 08:48:47 AM
*GIRLY SCREAM* ITS CUTTING ME!!!!

WTFFRFFFFFFJSZDOPFJ

note: i am drunk and badge is well um in control......

issues man, issues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070)
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: -Kel- on February 20, 2010, 08:50:52 AM
was this before you starting puffing?
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 20, 2010, 09:12:32 AM
Hooooly SHIT!  How the hell did you find this video, Kel?
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Remington on February 20, 2010, 09:18:39 AM
 :mittens:

That is AWESOME!

And somehow, that led me to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ&feature=related)
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on February 20, 2010, 10:02:09 AM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 20, 2010, 09:12:32 AM
Hooooly SHIT!  How the hell did you find this video, Kel?

Someone told her about it.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Triple Zero on February 20, 2010, 10:23:23 AM
Aaahahahahaha I was laughing my balls off!

(figuratively)
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Dimocritus on February 20, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
"In Ballpipe, there are no winners"  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 04:34:31 PM
Oh my god!!  :lulz: :lulz:

Why would you do this?!? WHYYYYY?!
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Pariah on February 20, 2010, 05:26:46 PM
I was worried about the safety of this but your bike helmet assuaged my fears.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Bella on February 20, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat link=topic=2 :lol:4223.msg832078#msg832078 date=1266656115
:lulz: Ballpipe.

man this is the funnest thing I've seen in a while. Straight in with a Goddard and on from there with lols.

It's real! I woke from a deep sleep to the sound of "My Jew balls are going to kick the crap out of your Christian balls!", decided it was all a horrible dream, and went back to sleep.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 20, 2010, 07:04:24 PM
I think the real camaraderie is shown when the contestants shake hands with the hands that they were using to massage their testicles after the match.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
That was both the best and most terrible thing I've ever seen on Youtube.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Cramulus on February 20, 2010, 10:50:13 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

My illustrious career as a ballpipe world champion has been unearthed!

There were a number of games in this "suite" of retarded college antics. They included such gems as "choke", "hammer", and "plastic bag over the head".


The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: bds on February 20, 2010, 10:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 20, 2010, 10:50:13 PM
The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

BDS,
Currently clutching his testicles.  :x
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 10:57:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 20, 2010, 10:50:13 PM
:lulz: :lulz:

My illustrious career as a ballpipe world champion has been unearthed!

There were a number of games in this "suite" of retarded college antics. They included such gems as "choke", "hammer", and "plastic bag over the head".


The only ever injury occurred in a match between me and my friend Nomad ("Golden Rod" in the Parable of the Gong). He won the Golden Rod, ballpipe's only lifetime achievement award. We weren't using a U.S. regulation ballpipe -- we were using a "street pipe" that we found at a construction site. His sack got split open. Bad. Needed lots of stitches. I won the match. We couldn't explain it to the nurse.

Am I a bad person for laughing out loud at this?
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Dr. Paes on February 21, 2010, 12:37:43 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
That was both the best and most terrible thing I've ever seen on Youtube.
This.
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2010, 12:41:57 AM
bump for eot
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2010, 12:47:05 AM
@ OP:

I laughed until I shat, and then my shit laughed, and then my laughter shat.

like this:

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)
Title: Re: ATTN CRAMULUS
Post by: -Kel- on February 22, 2010, 09:33:15 PM
it's been a long day, totally going to watch this tonight again when i get home.