Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
Attention, villagers! I bear horrible news to you today. Early this morning, I received a revelation from the spirits of old. The ancient magic of the Moon has been disturbed. That which was once thought gone has re-awoken, the Curse has been laid! Among us 14, there are now two poor souls that must die. Those two have uncovered the horrors buried by our ancestors, and sworn oaths long since forgotten. They have sworn away their very souls.
I tell you now, so that all may hear: these two traitors are human no more! In their folly, they have become Wolf! Now, unless we stop them quickly, they will murder their way through the village until none are left. There can be no truce, no bargaining, as all reason is lost to their minds when the light of the Moon shines upon them. Their blood is as beast's blood, and their minds are as devils.
Our people have defeated these nightmares before, and we can –no, we WILL- defeat them again. The customs of our ancestors must be followed, the customs of those who faced the Wolves long ago. We will hold council tomorrow, and attempt to root out the evil among us. Such is the way.
Lock your doors tonight, and lock them fast. Pray that you will live to see the blessed light of dawn. But in your prayers, remember that for one among us, this night shall never end...
PLAYER LIST
There are 14 Players:
1. JohNyx Strung up by an angry mob
2. Chief Uwachiquen Wolf Fenrir was having a REALLY bad day
3. Shrunkenheadspace: Wolf Ulric
4. ThatGreenGentleman
5. Herbertina Merrique V Victim of Wolf Ulric's wine and dine
6. Cainad
7. Saint Bourgeoise
8. Mistress Freeky
9. Gin
10. Iason Ouabache: Wolf Fenrir
11. Cain Blew his brains out (resigned)
12. Dr. James Semaj Democratically deceased
13. Slanket
14. Fuquad Nommed by Wolf Fenrir. Do never disturb a sleepwalker.
15. Rumckle
Players who die will be crossed off the list and colour-coded (green for a lynched person, red for a 'wolfed' person, and purple for a dead wolf.
LOL EVERYONE'S DEAD
A recap of the rules:
Villagers
For the Villagers, the aim is to kill all the Wolves. At the outset of the game, the Villagers do not know who the Wolves are; it is up to them to figure it out.
The Villagers can vote to 'lynch' someone they suspect of being a wolf during the day cycle of the game. To do so, they must secure a certain number of votes (50% - 60%, the exact number will be declared at the beginning of the day). Wolves can participate in the discussion and vote as well, because the villager don't know who they are. People who have already died in the course of the game are not allowed to talk during the day (only during the night), and hence cannot vote.
The Psychic is on the side of the Villagers; he/she gets one chance each night to make a guess and find out whether or not someone is a Wolf. The Psychic sends me a PM, and I tell him/her whether or not that player is a wolf. What the Psychic does with that information is completely up to them.
An important note as well: If the villagers win, ALL of the villagers win (including the dead ones). Because dead villagers (and wolves) can post during the night, being killed does not necessarily mean the game is over for you.
Wolves
The Wolves win when they have reduced the villagers down to a 3:1 ratio. Once this ratio is reached, the wolves will overrun the town and kill all remaining villagers. This means that if both wolves are alive, they will win when only 6 villagers remain (8 people total).
Unlike the villagers, each Wolf knows who the other Wolf is. Every night, a Wolf can send me a PM telling me who they want to kill, and then that person will be killed. The Wolves take it in turns: Wolf Fenrir the first night, Wolf Ulric the second. On the third night, it is Wolf Fenrir's turn again. If a wolf dies, the wolves do not lose a turn. The following morning, I will reveal who was killed.
Also, these are important:
-Make it very clear who you are voting to lynch. In order to count, a vote must be stated as follows:
"I vote to lynch [NAME]". You must have the phrase "I vote to lynch", otherwise it could be construed as a suggestion or something. When voting, add a running total so that keeping track of votes is easier.
"I vote to lynch [Player A].
[Player A]: 1"
You can change your vote, but please keep the running total up to date.
-Dead people (villagers AND wolves) can talk during the night, but ONLY at night.
-Wolves cannot disclose who their partner is, even once they're dead.
-Only players can post in this thread.
It is now night. Wolf Fenrir, please tell me who is going to die. Psychic, send me a guess.
oh god I'm going to die
:omg:
I am FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. :x
YUO WILL ALL DIE
EATEN BY CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/jul25gal32-eaten-by-an-elephant.jpg)
LIKE THAT BUT WITHOUT THE ELEPHANT
Fuckity fuck tuck fuckers.
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2010, 04:28:52 AM
YUO WILL ALL DIE
EATEN BY CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/jul25gal32-eaten-by-an-elephant.jpg)
LIKE THAT BUT WITHOUT THE ELEPHANT
At least I don't have to worry about being eaten by elephants.
/
:joshua:
:tinfoilhat: I don't trust any of you fuckers!
Protip to everyone.
If you see something that looks like this:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r245/Useless-Idiot/Smiledog.jpg)
It is not your friend.
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2010, 04:59:06 AM
Protip to everyone.
If you see something that looks like this:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r245/Useless-Idiot/Smiledog.jpg)
It is not your friend.
That thing gives me the heeby-jeebies.
QUESTION: Are we allowed to wear three-wolf-moon t-shirts?
FOLLOWUP QUESTION: Do these t-shirts have any anti-werewolf properties?
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 20, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
QUESTION: Are we allowed to wear three-wolf-moon t-shirts?
FOLLOWUP QUESTION: Do these t-shirts have any anti-werewolf properties?
The general consensus among werewolf hunters is that 3-Keyboard Cat T-Shirts (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/21/keyboard-cats-moon.jpg) are better at protecting against lupine nightmares given flesh. Studies on the original 3-Wolf shirts have yet to produce conclusive results.
PSYCHIC ! KYFMS for 5 rounds and then snitch !
Does shouting "sit!" at werewolves in a firm tone and hitting them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper generally work?
(http://www.twilightgear.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/red-team-jacob-300x300.jpg)
(http://images0.boxwish.com/profile_images/profile/4923/product_twilight_team_jacob_skinny_fit_t_shirt.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 02:19:36 PM
(http://www.twilightgear.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/red-team-jacob-300x300.jpg)
(http://images0.boxwish.com/profile_images/profile/4923/product_twilight_team_jacob_skinny_fit_t_shirt.jpg)
Oh god damn it.
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/BWoC-big-wolf-on-campus-228014_320_240.jpg)
FUCK WE'RE DOOMED NOW
OSHI-
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/2/1246554819287/An-American-Werewolf-in-L-001.jpg)
(http://www.mountaintimes.com/mtweekly/2008/1030/jacknicholson_wolf.gif)
I'm scared.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 20, 2010, 07:42:26 AM
PSYCHIC ! KYFMS for 5 rounds and then snitch !
Rounds?
Snitch?
Oh I get it now, we're singing.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 20, 2010, 07:42:26 AM
PSYCHIC !
KYFMS for 5 rounds and then snitch !
...or we all know your body will end in a ditch
Quote from: Fuquad on January 20, 2010, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 20, 2010, 07:42:26 AM
PSYCHIC ! KYFMS for 5 rounds and then snitch !
Rounds?
Snitch?
Oh I get it now, we're singing.
Either that, or we've suddenly started playing Quiddich.
Alright! I call seeker.
Sir, note my name change from "Saint Bourgeoise" to "Weltbürger".
And define "night". How often am i supposed to check out this thread. Because I certainly do not want to die :x
Quote from: Weltbürger on January 20, 2010, 05:10:31 PM
Sir, note my name change from "Saint Bourgeoise" to "Weltbürger".
And define "night". How often am i supposed to check out this thread. Because I certainly do not want to die :x
It's entirely up to the wolves whether you live or die.
I suggest you start making burnt offerings to appease their wrath.
MAKE YOUR TIME.
(http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blogmedia/2008/12/teenwolf.jpg)
I HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE!? :x
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: Fuquad on January 20, 2010, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 20, 2010, 07:42:26 AM
PSYCHIC ! KYFMS for 5 rounds and then snitch !
Rounds?
Snitch?
Oh I get it now, we're singing.
Either that, or we've suddenly started playing Quiddich.
I think signing would be more helpful. Werewolves can't sing only howl.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
The man yawned and scratched his jaw idly. The Oracle has disturbed the village greatly this afternoon, spouting his mysticism all over the town. Old fool. He turned another page, flattening the wrinkled page out with his palm. Not a terribly interesting book, but enough to pass the time-
His hand tingled. At first he ignored it, but the sensation quickly grew, to the point of pain. He looked at the hand, his hand, and gasped.
The light of the moon shone down on his exposed skin, and painful red blotches were spreading visibly. He tried to draw away from the light, but he couldn't move. The muscles in his entire arm were locked. The moon seemed to pulse with light, and the painful red blotches flared and sharpened into agony. Through his watery eyes, the man could see that the red marks on his hand had sharpened into words.
I give my soul to the dark abyss.
His scream echoed through the house, and he tore off his shirt in a mindless reflex to the pain. The light hit his entire body, and where it hit more words appeared.
I give my soul to the feral beast, to the Man-Hound. I renounce my humanity and accept a gruesome fate. I am Man no longer. I am Wolf!
Each letter burned him like a hot brand, sizzling into his very soul. The words of the oath, of the oath that he had sworn, wrapped around his torso and down his legs. Hair began to sprout in between the blood-red scars, framing the accursed phrases in a coat of midnight-black fur. The man screamed again as his bones began to crack and elongate. A dark presence intruded on his tortured mind, a presence of blood and death and moonlight. Kill them, the voice thundered, kill them all. In their death lies your purpose. In their blood lies your fate. YOU ARE WOLF!
As his teeth grew to razor-sharp fangs and his fingernails to claws, he let out a final scream and broke down the door with a sweep of his hand. Screams became howls, and Wolf Fenrir ran out into the night.
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A howl echoed through the night, reverberating through the house. Fuquad woke in a cold sweat. Against his better judgment, he grabbed a lantern and dressed quickly. Peering out from his window, he surveying the silent village square. All seemed to be quiet. Everyone else was asleep, that was for sure.
Damn his insomnia. The howl came again, louder, and Fuquad cursed under his breath. Fucking wolves, he thought, waking up in the middle of the night. Now I won't be able to get back to sleep. What's more, now he would have to endure the superstitious nonsense of his fellow villagers tomorrow. They'll be all up in arms about werewolves and other such boogeymen... Hah! At least it might be good for a laugh.
The howls stopped. Fuquad stopped and listened, waiting for them to come again. When the night remained silent, he chuckled and shrugged.
"Well, thank Goddess for small mercies."
He wandered into his kitchen, fumbling around for bread and meat. Might as well make himself a sandwich. As he was buttering the bread, he saw something out in the field. Someone.
He swung his lantern around to get a better look. It was a lone, darkened figure out in Cainad's corn field. He seemed to be stumbling as he wandered through the young corn plants, lurching as if he was injured.
Well, of course he had to help. Fuquad wasn't the best person in the world, but he prided himself on his charity to the poor. He grabbed his lantern and headed out into the field.
The figure slowed as he approached it. The figure froze with an unnatural stillness when it saw the light from the lantern.
"You there... vagrant." No response. "Are you injured? Do you need help?"
The man still didn't move. His face was hidden by the cloak, but long, shaggy hair hung down past his shoulders. Faquad though he could hear a low growling sound.
"You sure you're okay? Come over to my house, maybe I can help you."
Fuquad stretched out his hand and went to place it on the man's shoulder...
Fuquad has been killed by Wolf Fenrir.
It is now daytime. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (8 votes required).
LOL pwned
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2jyh0.jpg)
Quote from: Fuquad on January 20, 2010, 07:21:24 PM
Remember... dead people can only post during the night :wink:
But the peanut gallery can post whenever they damn well please.
PS - the psychic is Herbertina.
Shit. We've lost one. Any ideas on who the wolves are? My guess is Iason.
Yeah, but that's just too obvious. Besides, Iason is probably doing terrible things even if he isn't a werewolf.
I've found something to defend me from the werewolves! Hallelujah!
(http://inlinethumb48.webshots.com/41455/2068003290103830173S600x600Q85.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
But the peanut gallery can post whenever they damn well please.
PS - the psychic is Herbertina.
:argh!:
Also, James? A bit too eager to blame other people for this, eh? And what's it with that smurf you dragged to our village?
SUSPICIOUS, SAYS I!
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(http://www.pacificspirit.org/news/uploaded_images/GrannyClampett-729655.jpg)
(Unlike the gun I'm currently pointing at you people.)
I will, however, not vote for James, but LMNO, because of my terrible peanut allergy, and the fact that he attempts to get the wolves after me even though he doesn't even EXIST.
A reminder to everyone:
Votes will only be counted if they are stated "I vote to lynch [Name]".
Fuquad was clearly a werewolf, and killed himself to screw up the proceedings. He is, if you wish, a suicide-werewolf. Which is like a suicide bomber, only more emo, and less chemically challenging to execute.
The smurf is protection! He's so loaded up on silver supplements that his skin has turned blue. I've found the secret to werewolf death!
(http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/58467733.jpg)
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 20, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
Shit. We've lost one. Any ideas on who the wolves are? My guess is Iason.
It's just like a wolf to try to pin the blame on others. What's your alibi from last night? And why did we find all the blood leading back to your cottage? Huh? HUH????
Clear something up for me?
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2010, 07:01:35 PM
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
The man yawned and scratched his jaw idly. The Oracle has disturbed the village greatly this afternoon, spouting his mysticism all over the town. Old fool. He turned another page, flattening the wrinkled page out with his palm. Not a terribly interesting book, but enough to pass the time-
His hand tingled. At first he ignored it, but the sensation quickly grew, to the point of pain. He looked at the hand, his hand, and gasped.
The light of the moon shone down on his exposed skin, and painful red blotches were spreading visibly. He tried to draw away from the light, but he couldn't move. The muscles in his entire arm were locked. The moon seemed to pulse with light, and the painful red blotches flared and sharpened into agony. Through his watery eyes, the man could see that the red marks on his hand had sharpened into words.
I give my soul to the dark abyss.
...
It's a long shot but I'm assuming you wrote the werewolf as a male because you're a male and not because you wanted to give us a hint, right?
There are no females on the internet. No exceptions.
Herbertina is really an overweight 40 year old man that lives in his mom's basement somewhere outside of Dubuque.
Quote from: gin on January 20, 2010, 10:38:34 PM
Clear something up for me?
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2010, 07:01:35 PM
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
The man yawned and scratched his jaw idly. The Oracle has disturbed the village greatly this afternoon, spouting his mysticism all over the town. Old fool. He turned another page, flattening the wrinkled page out with his palm. Not a terribly interesting book, but enough to pass the time-
His hand tingled. At first he ignored it, but the sensation quickly grew, to the point of pain. He looked at the hand, his hand, and gasped.
The light of the moon shone down on his exposed skin, and painful red blotches were spreading visibly. He tried to draw away from the light, but he couldn't move. The muscles in his entire arm were locked. The moon seemed to pulse with light, and the painful red blotches flared and sharpened into agony. Through his watery eyes, the man could see that the red marks on his hand had sharpened into words.
I give my soul to the dark abyss.
...
It's a long shot but I'm assuming you wrote the werewolf as a male because you're a male and not because you wanted to give us a hint, right?
Pretty much, yes. Details in the short story shouldn't be taken as evidence; they're put there simply for descriptive effect. For example, the fact that the story refers to Fenrir was male doesn't necessarily mean that he is. The fact that the wolf was in Cainad's corn field is equally irrelevant.
That's what I thought.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 20, 2010, 10:57:25 PM
There are no females on the internet. No exceptions.
Herbertina is really an overweight 40 year old man that lives in his mom's basement somewhere outside of Dubuque.
This is true. You should see my beard.
Quote from: gin on January 20, 2010, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 20, 2010, 10:57:25 PM
There are no females on the internet. No exceptions.
Herbertina is really an overweight 40 year old man that lives in his mom's basement somewhere outside of Dubuque.
This is true. You should see my beard.
You have a beard? Do you have a mustache to go with it?
Since I was a pup.
http://www.cjandbuster.com/images/wolfman.JPG
:spit:
Goddamn! That's a hairy little mister!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 20, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
Shit. We've lost one. Any ideas on who the wolves are? My guess is Iason.
Hypocrite, you furry one!
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj!
MOB MENTALITY
I also vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
I vote to lynch Johnnyx for throwing the first stone!
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj, because he has such shifty little eyes.
That's 2 for James and 2 for Johnny, then.
Fuckitall! I can't read tonight.
No, thats:
Dr. james Semaj [3]
Me [1]
You cheat. :lulz:
What? I count 3 for the good doctor and 1 for Johnnyx. Feel free to ridicule me if I'm wrong.
edit: Johnyx beat me
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 20, 2010, 08:43:29 PM
Shit.
We've lost one.
Any ideas on who the wolves are?
My guess is Iason.
Translation:
Portrayal of anger.
Portrayal of identification with villagers.
Portrayal of doubt of who the wolves are.
Accusation.
I fixed my post to prevent confusion. And my other one too, because I was confused. :oops:
I vote Dr. James Semaj
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj. Because mob mentality and jumping on the bandwagon is lulzy and never causes injustices.
Dr. James Semaj [5]
Wait! No! :x I'm not a werewolf! I'm a doctor! I'm here to help!!!
QuoteWhat's your alibi from last night? And why did we find all the blood leading back to your cottage?
I was at my office selling snake oil! It's been proven to protect against 99.9% of all lycanthropes, and chupacabra's. And I cut myself shaving off all of that hair that has nothing at all do to with that dog what bit me the other day! I swear!
Oh and by the way, I vote to lynch...Mistress Freeky because she can't read! A sure sign of furriness if I ever saw it!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:00:47 AM
QuoteWhat's your alibi from last night? And why did we find all the blood leading back to your cottage?
I was at my office selling snake oil! It's been proven to protect against 99.9% of all lycanthropes, and chupacabra's. And I cut myself shaving off all of that hair that has nothing at all do to with that dog what bit me the other day! I swear!
You are facing your probable lynching very well. hmm...
Because I'm innocent!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:05:53 AM
Because I'm innocent!
The numbers say otherwise. I think we've all had enough of your wolfish bullshit. I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
EDIT: Also, you've changed your avatar to a picture of a werewolf. An expression of guilt, perhaps?
Please! I'm going to shave once the moon isn't...I mean the once I can afford a new razor!
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
I vote we also shave his corpse.
The votes to lynch Dr. James Semaj: 7
ONE MOAR
Please god no!!! I don't want to be lynched!
Do I count?
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(http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/lynch-david.jpg)
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 03:25:13 AM
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
I vote we also shave his corpse.
Fuck yeah. Then we should draw all over it.
What can I do to convince you that I am not a werewolf?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
What can I do to convince you that I am not a werewolf?
Shoot yourself with a silver bullet. We're gonna have some entertainment.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 21, 2010, 03:35:33 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
What can I do to convince you that I am not a werewolf?
Shoot yourself with a silver bullet.
This.
Or you could attempt to kill me as a werewolf and let me shoot you with a silver bullet.
StD,
may be related to Van Helsing.
Only way to prove you aren't a wolfman is to be lynched.
We've got this lovely new rope and I hear some of the men have been practicing their knot-tying skills.
We need one more vote for you....
Fine. (shoots self in the foot) Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Son of a bitch!! Goddamnit!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3Kn0c09jH3w/Sij2OGl3iFI/AAAAAAAAAOg/wH0aUy81i60/s400/Shot+in+the+Foot+3.jpg)
I call bullshit, that was a lead and copper bullet.
...not like it matters now, this is the middle-ages: You're going to die from infection if you're human.
This might be a good time to bring up the question of whether a werewolf could actually be killed by lynching. It seems to me that the noose would at least have to be made of silver wire or silver chain. Possibly one of those choke-chains with prongs, like you get for big dogs that don't like to behave. How appropriate.
Fine, let me die from infection. Just don't lynch me!
Dying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.
The only reason you would have to want to choose the infection over lynching would be if you were a werewolf.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:43:06 AM
Fine, let me die from infection. Just don't lynch me!
You'd rather have your leg turn gangrenous and fall off and suffer a slow, painful death than die instantly by the noose?
I smell wolf.
QuoteDying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.
True but it will give me more time!
To kill more? You blood-thirsty bastard!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 03:45:58 AM
QuoteDying from infection would be a much worse death than dying from lynching.
True but it will give me more time!
...to brutally kill villagers in fits of werewolf rage?
No! To say goodbye to my imaginary kids! To finish writing my book! To help reveal who the real werewolf is!
Says the guy who LOOKS like a werwolf!
I said I needed a shave! That doesn't mean I'm a werewolf! Cain! Iason! Cainad! Please, you've gotta help me!
I've already thrown my vote in with their lot, Semaj. However, it seems that everyone else has gone to bed or some shit, and we may not get that final vote. :argh!:
Praise the wolf gods! Err...I mean Eris...
There's people who post when it's like 2 AM my time. I don't know when it is for them, though. Or even if they've joined up.
Hrmm. Well, I'm going to bed. Don't lynch me while I sleep you bastards!
If I die tonight, Semaj is a werewolf.
Actually, if I die tonight Semaj is probably not a werewolf...
...which is what they're expecting! If I die tonight Semaj might be a werewolf...
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 03:58:07 AM
If I die tonight, Semaj is a werewolf.
Actually, if I die tonight Semaj is probably not a werewolf...
...which is what they're expecting! If I die tonight Semaj might be a werewolf...
:tinfoilhat:
We have a late entrant: Rumckle.
Normally people can't join games in progress, but I'm an idiot and can't read (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23785.msg814251#msg814251). Sorry.
Also, you have until 11:00 AM Mountain Time to secure a lynch.
YAY, thanks Remi.
Anyway, I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
Lynch that motherfucka!
Hang him from a silver rope !!!
:jihaad:
One more vote for the lynching. Time to die, doggie.
You bastards! I have kids!
I vote that you guys should lynch Remington.
I vote to Lynch Dr. James, I don't like how fast he made a move for a lynching.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
If some had doubted the Oracle's words when he spoke last night, none doubted now. Fuquad's disemboweled and shredded corpse was a sight to make even a strong man turn away in revulsion.
Council was called, and the village spoke. The feeling was that they had to kill someone. That something had to be done. The villagers wanted blood, revenge for their fallen neighbour, and so did the argument begin.
Various accusations were made, and the arguments flowed one way and then the next. In the end, the majority swung towards lynching Dr. James Semaj. Just enough votes were cast to reach the threshold. Some of the villagers were excited - the chance to kill a wolf, the chance for revenge! Others were unsure, doubtful... not wanting to do what they felt had to be done, what the perceived wisdom told them had to be done.
Rumckle and LMNO held him down as he squirmed against the chopping block. Gin swung the axe, and the blade clunked into the wood, preceded by an almost inaudible slice.
The villagers watched, and waited, and hoped, but no change came upon the body. A dark pool of red spread out from Dr. Semaj as he lay in the center of Village Square, staining the ground around him with blood. Innocent blood. Quietly, the villagers shuffled back to their homes, leaving the executioners as a make-shift burial team. Now they were all killers, just like the wolves among them.
Scene credit to Lord Wilmore (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1079)
Dr. James Semaj is dead. He was not a werewolf.
It is now night. Wolf Ulric, send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess.
Hey-- that's not a lynching!
Also, I told you: You should have picked Remington.
:jebus: We've officially fucked up, guys! Now we sit around and fret until another one of us gets turned into dog food.
Heh... Woops!
Slanket attempts to reattach Semaj's head
See? He'll be fine now.
Now then, we shouldn't go around randomly accusing people of being werewolves or this sort of thing will happen again.
I vote to lynch Remington...
...I vote to lynch LMNO too, just to be safe.
Good thing I'm not actually playing this game, otherwise I'd think Slanknet is too suspicious... on purpose.
That's exactly what I would expect a werewolf to say.
That's exactly what I would expect a werewolf to say...
(James' corpse makes accusing squirting noises, that almost sound like "I told you so")
In my name?
What a bunch of fucks.
(squilching agreement)
I appreciate the avatar change, Dr. James.
(head nods and drops off of the corpse)
I, for one, would like to honor Semaj's wrongful passing by acknowledging his particularly lulzy performance during what had to be a traumatic time for him. :golfclap:
Innocent blood on our hands! Oh virtuous Semaj! Why did the righteous lord make you so furry and entice us to smite you!
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4835/mulheri.jpg)
(forgiving gurgle)
Just look at all that blood...on my hand. *hangs head*
Who do I get to decapitate next? :evil:
Quote from: gin on January 21, 2010, 10:28:40 PM
Just look at all that blood...on my hand. *hangs head*
...And your arm, and shirt, and face....
You didn't have to be so enthusiastic about it :eek:
Oops. I guess we need to be more careful before accusing people of being a wolf. How are we supposed to figure out who is a wolf and who is a psychic anyways?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2010, 11:01:35 PM
Oops. I guess we need to be more careful before accusing people of being a wolf. How are we supposed to figure out who is a wolf and who is a psychic anyways?
LYNCH THEM ALL
\
:chickenhawk:
/
LET GOD SORT THEM OUT
That's the problem for the villagers. I'd suggest paying close attention to who defends who, and for what reasons.
So when does night start?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 21, 2010, 11:12:01 PM
So when does night start?
Right after a lynching. Day starts after a murder and psychic guess.
I'm planning to end the current night period at around 9-10 PM.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 21, 2010, 09:56:18 PM
Innocent blood on our hands! Oh virtuous Semaj! Why did the righteous lord make you so furry and entice us to smite you!
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4835/mulheri.jpg)
Less wailing, more rending of garments, plz.
I will avenge you the only way I know how, through more lynching!
We really fucked up on that one, didn't we? :oops:
But we did learn a valuable lesson on mob justice.
Quote from: Rumckle on January 22, 2010, 12:11:09 AM
But we did learn a valuable lesson on mob justice.
Learn what?
That it is good fun when you are on the mob side
Quote from: Rumckle on January 22, 2010, 12:16:35 AM
That it is good fun when you are on the mob side
Hail Eris to that.
Know what's funny. You killed me because you thought I was a werewolf, but by killing me you turned me into a zombie. Oh and braaaaiiiins!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 12:42:43 AM
Know what's funny. You killed me because you thought I was a werewolf, but by killing me you turned me into a zombie. Oh and braaaaiiiins!
What's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.
Quote from: God
This is God, you must fight the wolves!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 12:42:43 AM
They are going to kill me!
Quote from: Mob
We will lynch he! We must kill the wolves!
Quote from: God
No, you are teh wolves.
And then all of us were heathens
QuoteWhat's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.
Goddamn mob psychology...Shrunkenheadspace pulled it off like a werewolf hunting Joe McCarthy. And now I'm dead, and I just ate my fucking kids.Christ.
Look at it this way. At least now you won't have to worry about who will provide for them. Right?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 03:32:42 AM
QuoteWhat's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.
Goddamn mob psychology...Shrunkenheadspace pulled it off like a werewolf hunting Joe McCarthy. And now I'm dead, and I just ate my fucking kids.Christ.
It's not my fault you're the village's primary vector of pubic lice. People are bound to hold grudges over that.
Also, you probably have a foot fetish. Gross.
QuoteWhat's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.
Yeah, because they provided for me. Doesn't help that they gave me gas...
Quote
Also, you probably have a foot fetish. Gross.
I shot myself in the foot to prove my innocence. And any rumors you've heard about me and the tavern wench are completely untrue!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 03:41:45 AM
Quote
Also, you probably have a foot fetish. Gross.
I shot myself in the foot to prove my innocence. And any rumors you've heard about me and the tavern wench are completely untrue!
All that means is that you're also a masochist. Some people engage in genital self-mutilation because it turns them on. It's true, I can send you pictures if you want. You sick fuck.
And as for the wench...
I have yet to discover the truth on that matter, but I do have my, ahem,
ways.
Well hell. That was unexpected. We kind of shot ourselves in the foot for lowering our numbers on our own.
:facepalm:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
A long day. A day to be weary of life but still night came; a night to cling to life, however weary of it one may be.
The embers of the fire glowed with a pulsing rhythm, like the breath of a dying man, slow, steady and laboured.
Herbertina held the bottle of port by her side, having long since abandoned the glass. Taking swigs every so often, her eyes were lost in the glaze of sweet alcohol and the glow of the wood before her. The two seemed to mix in her blood, producing a kind of melancholy anger, seering but altogether latent.
The shadow of the wolf fell by the chair, and Herbertina looked up into the mirror to meet the beast's stare. And as one shadow moved for the other, the bottle of port dropped to the floor.
Shadow mingled with shadow, port mingled with blood, and as dark mingled with dawn, the night gave up its bloody secret to the morning sun.
Scene credit to Lord Wilmore (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1079)
Herbertina has been killed by Wolf Ulric. 12 players remain.
It is now daytime. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (7 votes required)
Just went over the different lynching votes again.
look at this:
Quote from: gin on January 21, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
MOB MENTALITY
I also vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
It might be a mistake to point at people that way, but i think gin is not human but a werewolf. gin was the second person to vote against James. gin is a wolf and thought "oh, they vote to kill a harmless villager, i'm in!"
So:
I vote to lynch gin.
Vote for Mistress Freeky here. She's been too quiet.
I still say you should give the Oracle the ax.
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2010, 10:47:29 AM
Vote for Mistress Freeky here. She's been too quiet.
Cain has been studying game theory. I think this notion has merit.
Yeah, but Cain is a werewolf, so he's playing an entirely different game.
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2010, 10:47:29 AM
Vote for Mistress Freeky here. She's been too quiet.
And her pictures in the new Spagbook look like she's hiding something.
Quote from: LMNO on January 22, 2010, 03:29:26 PM
Yeah, but Cain is a werewolf, so he's playing an entirely different game.
Shit, how did I not think of that? :tinfoilhat:
I'm withholding my vote for now.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 01:19:52 AM
That's 2 for James and 2 for Johnny, then.
Fuckitall! I can't read tonight.
Freeky was (although accepting her late night confusion) wanting to slant up the votes agaisnt me, which if Semaj was a wolf, would had meant that she was a wolf... which semaj obviously wasnt...
The funny thing, is that in her confusion, initially she had counted 2 votes for
Iason and 2 votes against me... should we think that her confusion was so big, as to confuse them?
Freeky and Iason are wolves i say.
I vote to lynch Freeky [2]
Freeky's looking increasingly suspicious. I vote to lynch Freeky.
Oh, goddammit. I'ma die. I vote to lynch Cain, cuz he's wrong AND he started it.
:argh!: :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 22, 2010, 05:47:10 PM
Oh, goddammit. I'ma die. I vote to lynch Cain, cuz he's wrong AND he started it.
:argh!: :lulz:
That sounds like something a werewolf would say.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 22, 2010, 05:51:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 22, 2010, 05:47:10 PM
Oh, goddammit. I'ma die. I vote to lynch Cain, cuz he's wrong AND he started it.
:argh!: :lulz:
That sounds like something a werewolf would say.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO DR JAMES!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 22, 2010, 05:58:28 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 22, 2010, 05:51:16 PM
That sounds like something a werewolf would say.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO DR JAMES!
It is, isn't it? :lulz: What can I say, paranoia has made me bloodthirsty.
Yeah. :lulz:
And, if everyone will kindly notice, I did NOT vote for the innocent human yesterday. So who is it that currently has a worse track record in picking people to off?
(series of squilching noises that sounds almost like the word "goddammit!")
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 09:42:39 PM
(series of squilching noises that sounds almost like the word "goddammit!")
Wait, no one's bothered to BURY this guy yet? Jeez, we really are a horrible village to live in. :lulz:
:lulz:
We buried him. He's a zombie. He clawed his way out to eat his children as they wept over his grave.
(groan followed by a shrug)
I vote to lynch JohnnyX
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2010, 10:47:29 AM
Vote for Mistress Freeky here. She's been too quiet.
Since this isn't technically an official vote (lol Rules Lawyer), the count stands as follows:
Gin [1]
Freeky [2]
Cain [1]
JohnNyx [1]
I'm withholding my vote for the moment.
I rescind my vote for Cain, because he just didn't realize I'm the crazy cat lady and can't be in town all the time.
I vote to lynch JohnnyX. Poor, poor Dr. James.
You know what? Screw it. I think JohNyx is trying to turn us against each other. I want to change my vote. I vote to lynch JohNyx.
(gleefully vengeful groan)
Gin [1]
Freeky [1]
JohnNyx [3]
I miss the banter. I'm sorry I decapitated you, Dr. Semaj. :cry:
I wanted to vote for the Saint but I'm all about the bandwagon so... I vote to lynch Johnnyx.
Gin-1
Freeky-1
Johnnyx-4
I vote to lynch JohnNyx. I'm sorry that I voted for Dr. James.
(apology accepting groan, followed by groan which promises to continue as much banter as possible)
Oh yeah, since you're a zombie who do you plan on eating next?
(shrug, gesture towards Johnyx, followed by groan implying that he'll taste better after death)
It's amazing how versatile a groan is as a mode of expression.
(groan of agreement) :D
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 22, 2010, 11:38:46 PM
(shrug, gesture towards Johnyx, followed by groan implying that he'll taste better after death)
Would a wrinkly old cat lady taste good? Or would the cats taste better because they don't have wrinkles and flabs of fat ?
I vote to lynch JohnNyx.
the count is JohnNyx [6]
ONE MOAR, AND THEN WE CAN HAVE ANOTHER INNOCENT'S BLOOD ON OUR COLLECTIVE HANDS! :banana:
Yay, banter! Actually, I'm off for the night, but glad to see you're still kickin'.
(thoughtful groan suggesting that the cats could be ground into a sauce for the cat lady, thereby adding some flavor to the more filling woman)
QuoteActually, I'm off for the night, but glad to see you're still kickin'.
(groan suggesting that it's less of a kick and more of a limp)
Nevermind that i try to base my voting on deduction, and not just mob mentality :roll:
My prime suspects thru some wicked maths and statistics aare:
1.TGG
2.Chief
3.Freeky
4.Iason
Quote from: JohNyx on January 22, 2010, 11:57:49 PM
Nevermind that i try to base my voting on deduction, and not just mob mentality :roll:
My prime suspects thru some wicked maths and statistics aare:
1.TGG
2.Chief
3.Freeky
4.Iason
Please to share maths?
Quote from: Cainad on January 22, 2010, 11:59:33 PM
Please to share maths?
I cant! It would reveal the psychic too!
Quote from: JohNyx on January 22, 2010, 11:57:49 PM
Nevermind that i try to base my voting on deduction, and not just mob mentality :roll:
My prime suspects thru some wicked maths and statistics aare:
1.TGG
2.Chief
3.Freeky
4.Iason
What? Why am I you're prime suspect?
gin wtf? you and the psychic are supposed to know im human!
Unless both of you fuckers are the wolves ! :crankey:
(groan wondering how the psychic could also be a werewolf)
There has been some work done behind the scenes in PMs.
The problem is that if i reveal this, and im wrong, the psychic would die (this is besides the point of my statistics work, but funny that it coincides).
gin is supposed to know im human, so the fact that shes voting against me means that its ill intentioned.
Right now im weighing the consecuences, because im gonna be such a prick if im wrong.
(groan which sounds sort of like "fair enough")
Fuck it, if this person was indeed the psychic, he would have messaged gin too, so that we could conspire together.
Im gonna spill the beans.
(groan suggesting that you be careful, as this info could result in ends similar to James')
Right after Semaj was executed, Cain PMed me, revealing to me that "he was the psychic", stating that he knew Fuquad and Semaj were human (no duh!) and implied that he had scanned gin and me to check if we were human.
I bluffed saying that i was the psychic, and that i knew he was a wolf, to which he counter bluffed saying something along the lines that "this was getting fucking tedious" to which i replied that he was next, and that i would scan next night gin, just to be sure she was a wolf too. He didnt reply to that.
At the same time i PMed Rumckle; due to his late entry to the game, and the wolves and psychic already been assigned, i knew he was safe to talk to, asking him if Cain had mass mailed the same message while just changing the names in the hopes of unveiling the psychic. He said that he hadnt been mailed.....
I vote to lynch JohNyx for being a big mouth and trying to ruin the game. :argh!:
(groan expressing incredulity and outrage that Cain recognized humanity, and yet let me die) :argh!:
John, that was pretty uncool to out Cain like that. Knd of kills the fun. I hope you get the ax.
But does that also mean that Cain took into account his late entry (as i did), and thus knew that he was not the psychic, and there was no need to check him? I believe so.
I waited that night, for i expected to be killed because of my bluff. But as we all saw, Herbertina was the one that got wolfed.
Was that a prolongation of his bluff as psychic, to assure my confidence in his words? I think so.
Cain would have messaged gin, so we could band together in a network of humans, if indeed he was the psychic, and therefore, gin would not have voted for my lynching.
(next: my statistic analysis)
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2010, 12:34:46 AM
John, that was pretty uncool to out Cain like that. Knd of kills the fun. I hope you get the ax.
By Eris! if im wrong, ill be his bitch for a week.
(groan asking that you don't reveal any more)
I made some math... quantitavely speaking (posts in thread/posts per day ratio up to page 9), those that are hiding something are:
Cain .19
TGG .22
Chief .3
Freeky .37
Iason .5
With doubled suspicion on ThatGreen and Chief because of low postage in the thread.
(sigh)
Even do im sure about Cain, gin might not have been aware of all of this and might actually be human.
(groan asking if there are enough votes to lynch someone)
Yes, Iason was the final vote. I think it's 7, anyway. Remmy just needs to get on.
Will there be a lynching soon?
You will all regret this, Cain is one of the wolves! :argh!:
(groan expressing sympathy for Johnny, and expressing relief that night is coming so I can communicate outside of damn groans)
Me and Semaj are gonna have a huge dinner when all of you get wolfed. :evil:
(mocking snarl, implying how scawy us zombies are)
My blood is on your hands gin!
(groan suggesting that Johnny beg for mercy, for lulz at least)
More zombies = More fun!
:awesome:
(joins in high five) :D
I has a question. What if Snow White really wasn't nice, but actually a stone cold betch, who slept with her dad to piss off her psycho mom, then ran away to a forest to live with the dwarfs, but dressed them up as her, so the bounty hunters who her mother hired to kill her would actually kill the dwarfs, but then Snow White kills the bounty hunters with an axe. And Snow White eats a poisoned apple, then a crazy necrophiliac prince comes and saves her, but then she sleeps with his dad. Would the crazy necrophiliac prince kill her?
Well, I'd have to say yes, because love is funny like that. :)
But the princess doesn't love him, because she's only after power.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 23, 2010, 01:38:53 AM
But the princess doesn't love him, because she's only after power.
My point stands.
Of course he would kill her if he was a necrophiliac. 'Cause then she'd be dead, and thus even more attractive in his eyes.
But he doesn't like her either.
Johnnyx, I can't decide whether you are a fucking ridiculous killjoy or if you have added to the game. Either way, I stand by my vote to lynch you. It's mostly just because enough votes are already in and I like for there to be a constant procession of death.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 23, 2010, 01:50:04 AM
But he doesn't like her either.
Doesn't matter. If he prefers dead people, he'll be happier if she's dead.
That is true.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
The mob spoke again, on noon of the next day. And when the mob spoke, people died.
Herbertina's corpse had set the village on their path: they knew now that the murders were not mere coincidence. The werewolves would continue killing without stop, until the end, and the village seemed determined to match the wolves' brutality. To defeat the savages it seemed they must become savages themselves. If this worried any of the villagers they kept silent, fearing that any dissent would mark them out as the next target.
The council reconvened at high noon, and the argument began anew. The accusations flew between angry villagers, each intent to save the village and prove their worth by rooting out the werewolves. And as yesterday, there seemed to be a single name on their tongues. Yesterday it had been Dr. Semaj; today it was JohnNyx.
A consensus was reached. Rope was brought. Scared children climbed the large oak tree in Village Square to secure and tie the ropes, spurred on by their parents' encouraging words. When all was finished, a single noose hung down from the tree's branches, swaying ominously in the breeze.
JohnNyx was dragged to the tree, kicking and screaming.
"You're making a mistake!" he yelled as the noose was fitted over his neck. "I know who the wolves are!"
He choked on his words as Mistress Freeky punched him in the gut. "Herbertina was my friend," she snarled. "You killed her, and you will die for it! I will not listen to the poisoned words of a werewolf!"
Iason held up his hand. "Let him speak."
JohnNyx began to babble, stumbling over his words in his fear and his desperate need to convince the mob. He rambled about secret dealings with a psychic, who might have been a werewolf, and had been aided by another werewolf... the look of desperation was clear in his eyes.
He was... less than convincing. Iason shook his head and held up his hand again. "I think we've heard enough. Time to die, werewolf."
Iason kicked the chair out from underneath JohnNyx's feet. The assembled villagers watched intently as he twitched and choked and died, but nothing happened. His final breath left him in a choking rattle, and he finally went limp. Long seconds went by, but no change came over his body. For the second time in a row, the villagers had guessed wrong.
JohnNyx is dead; he was not a wolf. 11 players remain.
It is now nighttime. Wolf Fenrir, please send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess.
Have you read the version where she wakes up in labor instead of with a kiss?
Oh, and sorry for voting to kill another innocent man.
It's okay, it happens. So now we have two zombies, YAY!
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 23, 2010, 02:25:01 AM
It's okay, it happens. So now we have two zombies, YAY!
Four zombies, actually. Two wolf kills and two lynches, the list is up on the first page.
Soon to be five once
REDACTED logs on and sends in their kill.
...gurgle?
IN YOUR FACE, JOHNYX. WE KNEW YOU WERE THE MASTERMIND.
Wheeeee! :lulz: We're all killers, we can never be redeemed from our sins! Let us wait patiently for the beast to slay yet another, and then we shall continue our downward spiral into failure and madness.
Truly, we are our own worst enemy. The werewolves are merely a side salad to the filet mignon of our self-destructive paranoia.
Quote from: Cainad on January 23, 2010, 02:51:15 AM
Wheeeee! :lulz: We're all killers, we can never be redeemed from our sins! Let us wait patiently for the beast to slay yet another, and then we shall continue our downward spiral into failure and madness.
Truly, we are our own worst enemy. The werewolves are merely a side salad to the filet mignon of our self-destructive paranoia.
Woot!
You've only got one or two lynches left. I suggest you:
1. Use them wisely
2. Spend the remaining time in a massive, village-wide orgy
Yay, zombies!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/lottieloo/jp/Aleksi_Zombies_boxcover_600_600.jpg
And I think there are only three women of legal age left in the village...
Cut it out, TGG.
okay...
The villagers now have 2 lynches left instead of one, I've adjusted the werewolves' win ratio down to 2.5:1 to allow for this.
Fucking mob mentality is going to get all of us killed!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 23, 2010, 03:47:05 AM
Fucking mob mentality is going to get all of us killed!!! :argh!:
All but one, maybe. 8)
Lmao, villager team is getting pwnd so hard that Remington changed the ratios :lulz:
Quote from: JohNyx on January 23, 2010, 04:06:00 AM
Lmao, villager team is getting pwnd so hard that Remington changed the ratios :lulz:
Actually, this is about average for games of Werewolf :lulz:
I changed the ratios because with 3:1, the 8 players threshold would be met after a nighttime murder. With 2.5:1 the town will be overrun after a single, last vote... it's more dramactic and climactic this way.
-Remington,
Following the Drama Llama, wherever it might lead.
We are so fucked. :lulz:
Also:
Quote from: Remington on January 23, 2010, 04:10:26 AM
Actually, this is about average for games of Werewolf :lulz:
It's really telling about how paranoia affects humans, isn't it?
At least this is fun. :lulz:
Gotta go to bed now.
Well damn. Two fuckups in a row. Still look on the brightside. If we all get lynched then our combined zombie might could be enough to kill the wolves. Afterwords we could feast on their flesh. Mmm, Wolf.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 04:11:03 AM
Quote from: Remington on January 23, 2010, 04:10:26 AM
Actually, this is about average for games of Werewolf :lulz:
It's really telling about how paranoia affects humans, isn't it?
To be honest, I thought the mob mentality effect would a lot less prevalent on PD, what with the Discordia and all. This game is just as bandwagon-ey as the other one I played, though. Actually, it's probably worse.
And the other game I was playing was at the Flat Earth Society forums.
Those guys are trolls, right?
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 06:29:30 AM
Those guys are trolls, right?
Lazy trolls, I guess you could say. Instead of hunting their own targets, they lay out the bait and let the idiots come to them.
Navy Seal vs Skeet Shooting would be a good way to think of it.
Well, shit. I was at work or sleeping during the last voting period. We've only got one or two votes left, and one of us is gettin' the nom tonight, yeah? I have a couple of theories floating around about who's what.
People I'm suspicious of:
Shrunkenheadspace, he's been WAY too vocal for my liking, it makes me a bit uneasy. Slanket makes me nervous too because I don't think he's said a god damn thing this whole time. And TGG seemed a bit happy about another death but I could be misconstruing it. And something about Cainad is setting off my weird shit-o-meter but I can't point at anything specifically. Cain's been awfully quiet too.
Hell I'm paranoid about all of you. :horrormirth: But those are the main ones that come to mind. Of course I COULD say that if I get killed by a wolf I could've been right about somebody but, of course, that wouldn't help prove anything since I named too many people for that info to be useful. Plus if I don't get killed I look suspicious. Feck.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Shrunkenheadspace, he's been WAY too vocal for my liking, it makes me a bit uneasy.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S THIS THEN :argh!:
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Shrunkenheadspace, he's been WAY too vocal for my liking, it makes me a bit uneasy.
This. Killers often take a keen interest in the investigation surrounding their crimes.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
And something about Cainad is setting off my weird shit-o-meter but I can't point at anything specifically.
Probably my freakish glee at the whole affair.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Shrunkenheadspace, he's been WAY too vocal for my liking, it makes me a bit uneasy.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S THIS THEN :argh!:
A little bit twitchy, are we?
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Slanket makes me nervous too because I don't think he's said a god damn thing this whole time.
Slanket make me nervous all the time.
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Quote from: Cainad on January 23, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
A little bit twitchy, are we?
You bet I'm twitchy. I don't want to get my ass lynched.
Also, I've been posting a lot because there isn't much going on with me right now outside of the internet. I keep coming back to this thread because, well, it's a game. Games are fun. It's how I'm passing the time for now.
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Seriously?
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Hey, this is Werewolf. Everyone is a devious untrustworthy scumbag. You don't have to take it personally.
Quote from: Rumckle on January 23, 2010, 03:40:02 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Slanket makes me nervous too because I don't think he's said a god damn thing this whole time.
Slanket make me nervous all the time.
:fap:
Oh yeah, sorry Johnny. Totally thought you were a werewolf.
Ohcrap Slanket, I love Beaker. I was hypnotized by your sig for like 45 seconds.
Cain has officially resigned from the game. He was the psychic.
I have randomly chosen a new psychic. It is still nighttime, as I have yet to receive the new psychic's guess.
Fuckdamnit :oops: :x
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 04:37:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Hey, this is Werewolf. Everyone is a devious untrustworthy scumbag. You don't have to take it personally.
Except I get it constantly even
outside of the game. Straw that broke the camel's back etc. I'm done.
If it was anyone else in the position we were in, i would have done the same thing, its not about your out-of-game character, at least not for me, im so sorry
Can we lynch JohNyx a second time? :argh!:
we could try, but it would just make a horrible mess, and someone would have to clean it up.
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 04:37:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Hey, this is Werewolf. Everyone is a devious untrustworthy scumbag. You don't have to take it personally.
Except I get it constantly even outside of the game. Straw that broke the camel's back etc. I'm done.
Oh. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're a scumbag.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 24, 2010, 12:16:48 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 09:17:17 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 23, 2010, 04:37:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
I love how people are willing to line up, both publically and in private, and remind me how much of a devious untrustworthy scumbag I am, even when I've done absolutely nothing to them. No, really. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling side. Nice to know my standing is so high among the PD.com masses.
I knew I shouldn't have bothered with this game. Remmington, you have my PM (which was sent before reading this thread, just in case it causes any confusion).
Hey, this is Werewolf. Everyone is a devious untrustworthy scumbag. You don't have to take it personally.
Except I get it constantly even outside of the game. Straw that broke the camel's back etc. I'm done.
Oh. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're a scumbag.
Don't bother.
Hey urverbody. Aw, Cain quit? :sad:
How did "hey guys let's play a fun game" get derailed into DRAMAFEST 2010? Hurry up, psychic. I want to accuse some wolfs.
I want to see some more lynching, so psychic hurry up already!
It could just be that the oracle (that's Remmy, not to be confused with the psychic) is not online.
While I waited, I made a representation of me!
Don't you touch mah catz!
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/crazycatlady.jpg)
I demands a lynching of some sort, preferably a lynching of cats. mwahahahahahaha! :evil:
We could do you, I suppose, if you're in that much of a hurry.
No thanks, I'm not in a hurry to be a zombie anytime soon in this game. :D
If this was Counterstrike I would so be teabagging Dr. James and JohNyx right now.
What're we gonna do about the wolves, you guys? They might get mah catz!
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/crazycatlady.jpg)
Well, we could all go cannibalistic and eat each other until we find the wolves, or we could just wait patiently for death.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 24, 2010, 03:37:04 AM
Well, we could all go cannibalistic and eat each other until we find the wolves, or we could just wait patiently for death.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg)
FUCK WAITING! I WANT FLESHMEAT :crankey:
If we eat flesh meat, would you prefer roast human, or BBQ human? You're pick.
Throw it in a crockpot with som apple juice, and some seasonings, and a lot of worsterschire, that'd make some awesome BBQ people...
Mmmmmm, that sounds pretty tasty.
It is very good. 8) I was gonna give my friend some for Christmas, but I haven't seen her in weeks, so I ate it a while back.
I'll have to make more.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
Throw it in a crockpot with som apple juice, and some seasonings, and a lot of worsterschire, that'd make some awesome BBQ people...
Apple juice is a great component for a marinade, from my very limited experience. The acidity tenderizes the meat and the sugar sweetens it.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
Throw it in a crockpot with som apple juice, and some seasonings, and a lot of worsterschire, that'd make some awesome BBQ people...
We should make people BBQ sometime, perhaps for Halloween? Maybe Thanksgiving? The new holiday I just made up "Cannibal Day" would be a perfect time for BBQ people.
Hm. I think people meat would be a bit hard to get hold of, at least legally. I have a monkey (and mah catz) to take care of, after all, don't want to get pinned for anything before he turns 18.
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(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/crazycatlady.jpg)
Mistress Freeky,
Needs sleep nao. She can feel the left-field comments creeping up, even though they haven't broken free yet.
And Remmington needs to get on! :argh!:
What if Remmy got eated by cannibals, and that's why he can't get on?
Then we won't be able to finish the game.
:x What you say?! We wouldn't be able to finish the game?! Darn you other cannibals! :argh!:
We have no chance survive! We must make our time! :x
Oh noez! Someone set us up the bomb! :x
What Happen?!
They say "All your base are belong to us!" noez! I don't want werewolves, and weird people with bad grammar from outer space to take our bases, because they belongs to us! :x
Then open channel! We must evacuate! Attend Station! :eek:
We get signal! They're still saying that they is going to beat us at capture the flag and all our beases are belong to them! What do we do? :x
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/allyourbase.jpg)
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 24, 2010, 12:08:47 AM
we could try, but it would just make a horrible mess, and someone would have to clean it up.
I vote to make ThatGreenGentleman clean up after the second lynching.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:42:38 AM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/allyourbase.jpg)
Oh noez! I turned on the screen and that cyborg cat guy said "You are on the way to destruction." Do plant a bomb in his toilet, or accept his challenge for capture the flag? :x
I vote for a bomb in his toilet! QUICKLY!
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 24, 2010, 04:43:53 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 24, 2010, 12:08:47 AM
we could try, but it would just make a horrible mess, and someone would have to clean it up.
I vote to make ThatGreenGentleman clean up after the second lynching.
Well, I vote you clean up the second lynching.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:45:52 AM
I vote for a bomb in his toilet! QUICKLY!
Does the cyborg cat dude even USE a toilet? What if he uses a litter box like every other kitty?! :x
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 24, 2010, 04:47:06 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:45:52 AM
I vote for a bomb in his toilet! QUICKLY!
Does the cyborg cat dude even USE a toilet? What if he uses a litter box like every other kitty?! :x
I would assume toilet. But cover all bases! Even if they not ours.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:48:22 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 24, 2010, 04:47:06 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 24, 2010, 04:45:52 AM
I vote for a bomb in his toilet! QUICKLY!
Does the cyborg cat dude even USE a toilet? What if he uses a litter box like every other kitty?! :x
I would assume toilet. But cover all bases! Even if they not ours.
Oh noez!!! the enemy has started to make songs about really bad break up with chicks!!! It's so sappy my ears are bleeding!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x
Alright guys, sorry for the wait. My shift tonight went really late.
Without any further ado, here is your regularly scheduled murder:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
Though the heart of winter had passed, at night the deep cold returned, leaving its unmistakable trace come dawn. On the road into the village, windows glowed with the colour of warm embers, as the sleepless people huddled around the fires inside. However, far out the road, a little distance from the rest, one house lay dark. No fire, no sound, no life.... the village horn was sounded.
The villagers gathered a little distance from the house. A squad from among them was elected: Gin, TheGreenGentleman, and Mistress Freeky. Even from a distance, the windows appeared to ache of cold. To the bone it cut.
They reached the door. "Chief Uwachiquen? Chief? Are you there?" The silence was almost sticky. Freeky pushed the door in, and as the light of their torches found the walls, her eyes widened. She shook, then lurched out the door, almost knocking Gin over before vomiting into the snow.
What the others saw was beyond them.
Chief Uwachiquen had been torn to shreds by the wolves. But this was no hunters kill. It was a depraved, sickening act. He had been ripped limb from limb and disemboweled. There was blood and viscera everywhere... his intestines had been torn out and then unraveled across the floor. The torso had been mutilated, but worst of all, there was no head. They were still looking when TheGreenGentleman felt a drip on her forehead. She looked up to see Chief's head hanging from the ceiling, suspended by his hair, with the eyes hanging from their sockets and his teeth ripped out. And above it, his tongue was pinned to the ceiling next to the words it had been used to smear:
"I AM THE WRATH OF WOLF FENRIR"
The house was blessed and then burned. Such a horror should not be left to exist.
Chief Uwachiquen had been killed by Wolf Fenrir. 9 players remain.
It is now daytime. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (5 votes required).
Scene credit to Lord Wilmore (http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1079)
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 23, 2010, 07:28:16 AM
Well, shit. I was at work or sleeping during the last voting period. We've only got one or two votes left, and one of us is gettin' the nom tonight, yeah? I have a couple of theories floating around about who's what.
People I'm suspicious of:
Shrunkenheadspace, he's been WAY too vocal for my liking, it makes me a bit uneasy. Slanket makes me nervous too because I don't think he's said a god damn thing this whole time. And TGG seemed a bit happy about another death but I could be misconstruing it. And something about Cainad is setting off my weird shit-o-meter but I can't point at anything specifically. Cain's been awfully quiet too.
Hell I'm paranoid about all of you. :horrormirth: But those are the main ones that come to mind. Of course I COULD say that if I get killed by a wolf I could've been right about somebody but, of course, that wouldn't help prove anything since I named too many people for that info to be useful. Plus if I don't get killed I look suspicious. Feck.
So based on this, the prime suspects would appear to be:
Me (but we all know I'm not the wolf... :tinfoilhat:)
Slanket
TGG
Cainad
Based on that game-ruining post JohNyx made about Cain (thanks a lot, bub :argh!:), Gin cannot be a wolf.
Ok, I'm going to vote for Cainad, he's been acting too shifty, plus the people who got killed totally fit his MO.
I vote to lynch Cainad. :evil:
I think you all should be lynched, while Cain and I go get a dozen or so pints.
LYNCHFEST 2010
I VOTE TO LYNCH LMNO, EVEN THO I DONT THINK HE IS PLAYING. FOR THAT MATTER NEITHER AM I.....
Does anyone even want to continue playing this game?
I do. :sad:
Although it's kind of dying, this thread, isn't it?
For what it's worth, I vote to lynch TGG. She was WAY to into eating people last night.
Ah, yay. I'm voitng to lynch TGG, too.
I hope to be back soon, I've got errands to run and only a bus for transportation.
But the vote stands right now at 2 -TGG and 1 - Cainad, yes?
No innocent villager in their right mind would ever discuss cannibalism with such enthusiasm. I vote to lynch TGG.
Even if she's not a wolf, she's a menace to society.
Just FYI: This is your last lynch.
And this is my last post before I go.
But dayam, this is a short game...
Well, since everyone really wants to lynch me, even though I am not a wolf, I vote to lynch, myself, TGG. Everyone else, have fun with the wolves! :D Happy Lynch Fest 2010 everyone!
IT'S A BLUFF, DON'T LISTEN TO IT
(http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg)
Well, I voted so it still counts.
Hear ye, hear ye!
It is I, Pariah! The wandering Tupperware© salesman. And I call reverse psychology!
What you say? A Tupperware salesman?
Quote from: Pariah? on January 24, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Hear ye, hear ye!
It is I, Pariah! The wandering Tupperware© salesman. And I call reverse psychology!
I think reverse psychology would be pretty dangerous with only one vote left.
Wait, Tupperware© salesman?
Lynch him!!
Is Pariah even playing?
No I'm just pillaging your village.
(groan expressing remorse over injury done to the game. Fuck)
Right, so it's close enough to the deadline.
Game got/is getting fucked because:
1. JohnNyx (nuff said)
2. Non-players posting frequently in the thread :argh!:
3. General lack of interest/players, plus snowballing effect from the first 2.
Long story short, villagers guessed wrong (again):
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!The council reconvened the day after Chief Uwachiquen's grisly death, but things were no better than before. Discussions went nowhere, half the town were preparing to flee, and no-one could even do as much as to pick a universal scapegoat. No consensus was reached, and no effort was made to discern villager from wolf.
When it had become clear that making any further progress was impossible, the Oracle himself took center stage and called for silence. Iason Ouabouche stood beside him as guardian, arms crossed.
"We find ourselves," he began, "In a difficult place. Each night one of us is murdered, yet we have made no progress towards killing off the foul beasts. All we have to show for our efforts is more death; more dead friends to haunt our dreams and our thoughts. With our indecision today, we have passed the point of no return."
The Oracle sighed and tightened his grip on his ceremonial staff. "My people... we have failed."
Beside him, Iason cocked his head to one side. He looked.... amused.
"I'm sorry... we? Speak for yourself, old man."
With lightning speed, Iason ripped the Oracle's staff from his hands and drove it through the old man's gut. He looked on dispassionately as the Oracle writhed on the ground, as he bled his life away. "Pathetic..."
Iason turned to face the crowd. Shock and horror were written large on every face -
almost every face-, and he laughed. "Well, here we are. At first I thought this would be difficult, but look how wrong I was! You've killed as much as we have. If I'm a monster, then so are you all."
"He... he's a werewolf!" Cainad yelled. "Get him!"
Cainad opened his mouth again, as if to say more, but no words came out. He coughed once, twice. Blood dribbled out from the side of his mouth, and he crumpled to the ground. Shrunkenheadspace pulled his hairy, razor-clawed hand out from Cainad's back and pushed the dead villager forward. Flicking the blood off absentmindedly, he ground his foot into Cainad's pale face and smiled. "I had my doubts initially," he called out to his fellow wolf, "but I must confess. I'm starting to enjoy this."
The crowd stood frozen, petrified in fear. Iason chuckled. "Then you're going to love this next part," he whispered.
Iason leaped from the podium in the center of the Square, and blackish fur raced to cover his entire body as he fell. Wolf Fenrir landed in the midst of the crowd and began mutilating the now-fleeing villagers with long claws and blackened teeth.
Shrunkenheadspace's transformation was just as quick: he raised his head to the sky and let out a long, lupine howl as his bones cracked, realigned, and hardened. Wolf Ulric grabbed Mistress Freeky's head as she was running past, tearing it forward and breaking the young women's neck in one smooth motion.
The slaughter was over almost before it had begun. The once peaceful streets of Discordia now ran red with blood, and broken bodies lay strewn across the village like driftwood in a storm. Wolves Fenrir and Ulric ran out the front gates on all fours, howling like the animals they were. They had wreaked their vengeance on the town that raised them, the town that was too weak and divided to kill them when they still could. They were victorious. They had won.
GAME OVER
WEREWOLVES WIN
Also, you guys suck at this game. Just wanted to add that.
Aww I felt soo sad for the people dieing :( :( : ... I thought Johnyx made it all up as a Psychological Rouse, Cain could of played it off and had Johnyx lynched instead :lulz:
Motherfucker! I knew Shrunkenheadspace was the god damn werewolf. >< I however never would've guessed Iason.
Holy shit. I was right about Iason. Well fuck. Anyone want to try another game?
Remington, if you want to run another game, I'll split any non-participants and/or bullshit on request.
Well, I was one of those annoying non-players, so I'll take my lumps and volunteer to play another game.
I also volunteer to play the "JohNyx is an assbag" role, and try my best to alienate and irritate the other players.
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
Well, I was one of those annoying non-players, so I'll take my lumps and volunteer to play another game.
Me too
I wasn't in on this one, but would play on the second one.
If people are interested in Round 2, I'll start another signup topic in a day or so (or just use the first one).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 02:09:33 PM
Remington, if you want to run another game, I'll split any non-participants and/or bullshit on request.
That would be appreciated, thanks.
I'll play, it seemed like a lot of fun! Basically you need to be online and check the thread at least once every 24 hours, right?
You also need to keep social dynamics in mind and not be a complete fucktard and piss everyone off by revealing behind-the-scenes maneuvering and such.
Quote from: Remington on January 25, 2010, 06:47:32 AM
Also, you guys suck at this game. Just wanted to add that.
Correction: The villagers sucked in this game. Us werewolves played like champions!
(http://images.quizilla.com/K/Kemiraki/1127414860_ewolf4quiz.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 04:26:53 PM
You also need to keep social dynamics in mind and not be a complete fucktard and piss everyone off by revealing behind-the-scenes maneuvering and such.
Eh, I had no problem with that, but seeing as though no-one else likes it, it is probably best not to.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 25, 2010, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 25, 2010, 06:47:32 AM
Also, you guys suck at this game. Just wanted to add that.
Correction: The villagers sucked in this game. Us werewolves played like champions!
(http://images.quizilla.com/K/Kemiraki/1127414860_ewolf4quiz.jpg)
Let us celebrate with much abandon.
Also, I've got no problem with joining in on round 2.
HOW COULD YOU NOT SUSPECT IASON. EVERYTHING BAD EVER IS HIS FAULT!
also, i'll play next time
Sorry guys, my interent got fuxx0red because of moving into school, so I only just got caught up on the last 5 or so pages.
LOL, we suck. :lulz:
I'll play. It was fun, until things got all drama-y.
I'd be happy to go another round.
Yeah, I'd be up for it again.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 25, 2010, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 25, 2010, 06:47:32 AM
Also, you guys suck at this game. Just wanted to add that.
Correction: The villagers sucked in this game. Us werewolves played like champions!
(http://images.quizilla.com/K/Kemiraki/1127414860_ewolf4quiz.jpg)
You are right. I doff my hat to you, gentlemen.
I'd be down for another.
Throw me in there to
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 04:26:53 PM
You also need to keep social dynamics in mind and not be a complete fucktard and piss everyone off by revealing behind-the-scenes maneuvering and such.
HOW DID YOU KNOW :eek:
HEY EVERYBODY LMNO IS TEH PSYCHIC
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 10:43:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 04:26:53 PM
You also need to keep social dynamics in mind and not be a complete fucktard and piss everyone off by revealing behind-the-scenes maneuvering and such.
HOW DID YOU KNOW :eek:
HEY EVERYBODY LMNO IS TEH PSYCHIC
Psychic No. 2 was actually Mistress Freeky. True story.
Yah. I only got one go! :x
Can I play again? It was a lot of fun, even though we did get side tracked into other conversations... But yeah, if I can I'd love to play again please. :D
I'd go again.
I think that all are in favor of another go. This time without as much spoiler bullshit.
Yay! More zombies and werewolves!
I'm definitely in for another game.
Werewolfs are coming to fuck up your town.
Bump, so that I can ask if a new game is in the works. Well, is it?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 29, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
Bump, so that I can ask if a new game is in the works. Well, is it?
Yes, probably tomorrow. A new signup topic will be posted, but I'll sign up everyone who's expressed interest in this thread.
Oh yeah, I'll be in the next game too. I want to see what it's like to be one of the scarredy cat villagers.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 29, 2010, 10:34:55 AM
I'll play but I dont have a clue how.
Strap a steak to your forehead and run out into the field at night. It worked last time, didn't it?
Put my name on the list, sir.