The Haiku Game

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Umm--

Yeah...

Well...

I think horses are pigs
that don't fly straight.


Thank you.

[Mangrove]

haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino

nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

so, so busted.

 

[CORNHOLIO]

haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino

nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

so, so busted.

 

Are you threatening
me, I AM CORNHOLIO
hot chicks dig haikus

what a dumbass, heh, heh, heh, got any nachos?

[CORNHOLIO]

Huh huh, huh huh huh
huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
huh huh, huh huh huh

That was my first one, heh, heh, heh, I got an A

That was cool, huh huh
when we killed that frog, huh huh
it won't croak again

That was Butthead's, he got an A too, heh, heh, heh only time we got A's, though

Oh, yeah, I got in trouble for not doin the whole next thingy, wtf do people put eggs in burritos, heh, seriously, that shit is giving me nightmares, heh, gross

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

sheep are dumb
people are poopy
poets are prats
boobs are brats

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

irreverend hugh
thats not a haiku stupid!
give me some cheese cubes?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hey! that's not haiku!
You're just counting syllables.
Stop that this instant!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

irreverend hugh
likes it when bats rape your face
oh no bat semen

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

But Hugh pointed out
orgasm does not equal
ejaculation

Next:
Why it pays to read all the threads in an open air asylum

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

but why would a bat
not have many orgasms
when raping my face?

[East Coast Hustle]

when bats rape your face
their ejaculate fluid
resembles good scotch

next: why I don't drink scotch

[LMNO]

when bats rape your face
their ejaculate fluid
resembles good scotch

next: why I don't drink scotch

Now, my ears perk up:
Bat jism tases like what, now?
::goes to look for bats::

[Mangrove]

i am a bat and
politically correct!
your haiku offends.


next: why political correctness in the animal kingdom must be stopped at all costs.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

politically correct
this is bad if you like to
watch hot monkey sex

next: why monkeys are hotter than your mom

[East Coast Hustle]

have you seen my mom?
just about anything is
hotter than she is

on deck: what happens when Mr. Cast Iron Skillet meets Mr. Kneecap