Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: GIGGLES on November 06, 2010, 06:25:07 PM

Title: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: GIGGLES on November 06, 2010, 06:25:07 PM
DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:

(http://i.imgur.com/lGPck.png)
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 06, 2010, 06:33:19 PM

Why is the logo a pair of pliers yanking on someone's septum?
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Payne on November 06, 2010, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:34:03 PM
coz that's what happens if you don't support GIGGLES.  :lol:

...allegedly :ninja:
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 06, 2010, 06:38:16 PM
Cuddlefish likes this
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: GIGGLES on November 06, 2010, 06:45:32 PM
I RESPECTFULLY ASK THE MODS TO STICKY THIS SO THAT MORE ATTENTION CAN BE BROUGHT TO THIS PLIGHT.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Bruno on November 06, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
The Diarrhea is so easy to treat.
A simple tincture of the Poppy plant
will dry up those bowels faster than
you can say "All Shook Up" or
"Blue Suede Shoes", or some
other Elvis reference.
                    \
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Vandana_Shiva%2C_environmentalist%2C_at_Rishikesh%2C_2007.jpg)
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 06, 2010, 10:47:27 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 06, 2010, 07:58:48 PM
The Diarrhea is so easy to treat.
A simple tincture of the Poppy plant
will dry up those bowels faster than
you can say "All Shook Up" or
"Blue Suede Shoes", or some
other Elvis reference.
                    \
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Vandana_Shiva%2C_environmentalist%2C_at_Rishikesh%2C_2007.jpg)

seeing as Elvis died of opiate caused constipation
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: the last yatto on November 07, 2010, 01:03:00 AM
Totally missed that :lulz:
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: AFK on November 07, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 06, 2010, 06:25:07 PM
DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:

(http://i.imgur.com/lGPck.png)

I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Lies on November 07, 2010, 11:44:23 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on November 06, 2010, 06:25:07 PM
DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:

(http://i.imgur.com/lGPck.png)

I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.

I do as well, but I don't get the "Cha cha cha". Someone 'splain please.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Brotep on November 07, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
Lys, I believe this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrxjX801Yu4) will explain everything.

I fully approve of this. Take that, pink ribbon.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Placid Dingo on November 07, 2010, 02:27:36 PM
Umm, yeah actually

LEt me be more thinkful tomorrow.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 08, 2010, 11:30:56 AM
Giggles is making srs and valid point? OMG WORLD OVAR!
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Placid Dingo on November 08, 2010, 12:31:02 PM
A fundamental difference;

While the use of brown could immitate the use of pink, there's a big issue; Breast Cancer as a campaign urged women to be dilligent about their own health and seek out a range of existring proactive measures.

Ditto the Movember campaign for prostate.

HOWEVER: We do not need to raise awareness of 'could you have dihorrea' 'how can you prevent dihorrea.'

Probably any awareness campaign would focus on three points.

1] Dihorrea kills 1.1 million deaths in people aged 5 and over and 1.5 million deaths in children under the age of 5 (wiki)
2] Mostly in Africa
3] Preventable through ____________

A campagn would have these main goals (or similar)

Raise awareness of groups such as Kiva.
# of peopel joining groups on Facebook etc.
One event held (wear brown for the day etc)

Challenge in the scatological material, but this is equal parts curse-blessing in terms of spreadability.
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: the last yatto on November 08, 2010, 05:44:53 PM
Maybe include other aliments that cause the same effect. Heck might even be able to raise moonies for Haiti
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: Triple Zero on November 08, 2010, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
Post by: GIGGLES on November 13, 2010, 06:36:24 PM
SRS POST IS SRS!