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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 04, 2011, 06:49:28 PM

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Jenne

#45
November 11, 2011, 02:29:54 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.

BLASPHEMY!

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
November 11, 2011, 02:36:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
I confess that I don't believe in beautiful fairy princesses.

You.  Hell.  Fucking going to.

GET OUT OF MY CONFESSIONAL.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#47
November 11, 2011, 03:14:30 AM
Aw man... do I still get the complimentary keychain?

Luna

#48
November 11, 2011, 03:29:11 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 11, 2011, 03:14:30 AM
Aw man... do I still get the complimentary keychain?

You will.  The spiky one.  You just won't like where it gets put...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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#49
November 11, 2011, 03:48:42 AM
I drank some Joose last night.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#50
November 11, 2011, 07:09:24 AM
I peed a little from laughing at this thread.

But that's not my confession.

I liked it so I did it again.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

East Coast Hustle

#51
November 11, 2011, 01:10:58 PM
Quote from: Net on November 11, 2011, 03:48:42 AM
I drank some Joose last night.

It's just not the same since they took the caffeine out. :(

Was it the green flavor that taste like burnt brake fluid?
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#52
November 11, 2011, 01:31:50 PM
I gave my entire office pink eye.
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EK WAFFLR

#53
November 11, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
I commissioned a corporate  graphic designer to make the logo for my band/music thingy/whatever.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#54
November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.

Luna

#55
November 11, 2011, 02:32:54 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.

:peedee:

I vote both.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#56
November 11, 2011, 02:40:23 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.

:winner:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Suu

#57
November 11, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.

This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#58
November 11, 2011, 02:46:03 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 11, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
Last night I shouted "Maggie Thatcher" at Payne to slow down his release of fluids. I did it too late and he was mid cum-face. Not sure if sinful or epic.

This is quite possible the best thing I've read in years.

Payne said he has never been more effectively trolled.

LMNO

#59
November 11, 2011, 03:03:21 PM
Uncle Al approves of this sextroll.

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