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I remember the Young Liberals here in Norway proposed some kind of Fair Trade marking of porn a few years ago, to let the consumers decide whether they wanted to watch "ethical" or "unethical" porn.

 

Even here in Norway 13% believe in some sort of creationism or intelligent design. All public schools teach evolution as the truth and nothing but the truth, and in Christian private schools (1-2% of the total number of students) they just don't teach anything. 

My brother got into that sort of shit for a while, and he's still recovering from it. He wasn't far from turning into an asshole. 

Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. <3

You would be way cooler than the Japanese if you locked yourself into a freezer for a few years.

Life might be a disease of matter, but why does it matter? 
Couldn't we just close our eyes, noses, ears and pineal glands and live our life as if it really had a meaning, and wasn't completely absurd, and then die a slow and painful death from drowning in cognitive dissonance at the age of 72?

I usually have pretty weird dreams, but with fever hallucinations in addition it got even worse. 

(DISCLAIMER: This text was written in 20 minutes by a tired Norwegian teenager and might not make sense.)

I was lying on the couch in my living room, trying to sleep. Then a lot of people I know started to come in and they sat down in chairs beside me.
On the table beside the couch there was a bottle of Santa's Special Christmas Tonic Water. My friends were constantly warning me against it, saying it tasted like shit and was completely useless for mixing drinks.

Then we went to a café and I had three glasses of Fanta.

Then we went to a huge house where some American orphans lived by themselves. The house was a mess, and there were broken bottles of beer and litter everywhere.

On the second floor there was a huge flat screen TV where I watched a movie about a man who had divided the land area of the world in thousands of regions (he gave them silly names like PUDDI and PENIS). Wearing his medieval costume he visited all the regions while singing his stupid song (with the names of all the regions in it). I found the movie extremely boring, so I switched to another channel.
There I saw a documentary about a holiday called Serbo, which is celebrated each Christmas. All Serbians are required to walk from door to door and convert Catholics to Serbian-Orthodox Christianity. A clip showed a quarrel between a Serbian nutjob and a Catholic nutjob. I didn't find that very interesting either, so I left the TV.

Downstairs, my friends and the Americans were sitting and talking about how messy it was there and that somebody should clean the mess up.
After a while one of the Americans started cleaning up the room.
"Why didn't you pay the bill?" one of my friends suddenly shouted at me.
"What bill? ...oh, fuck. That one. Shit," I answered.

I left my friends and the orphans again, and walked downstairs to what I thought was the basement. But for some reason the stairs led me to the third floor. On the third floor, there was just one big room. More stairs led to the upper corner of the room, where a lot of water was flowing out of a hole. I climbed up to the hole, found a knob and twisted it in the most unimaginably counterintuitive way possible, and then the water stopped.

And then suddenly I was a Japanese soccer star.

http://masonthegrey.tumblr.com/post/2611573840/discordian-what-does-that-mean

he calls us anarchists! UNLEASH THE KRAKEN

I couldn't figure out how to comment on it, but I suggest that everyone who has a tumblr account clicks "like" on the post. :P

The Beatles - Sun King

*removed because I'm paranoid*

I'm reading an interview in a local Norwegian newspaper with a friend of mine, where he explains why drugs should be legalized, why the offshore drilling plans in vulnerable sea areas off the Norwegian coast should be stopped, and why removing civil liberties and increasing government surveillance to fight terrorism just makes the terrorists win.

So what these people are saying is that babies from Mexico should not qualify as persons? 

I prefer tinfoil hats.
Or perhaps a Faraday burkha.