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ITT, you tell me your shoe size and favorite color...

Started by East Coast Hustle, November 05, 2011, 07:23:32 PM

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leln

I haven't had the time to read through the rest of the thread, so please excuse me if I'm inadvertently repeating someone else:

Are you going by American or European shoes?

Seriously, my shoe size varies depending on the brand and the country of origin. I wear men's running shoes, and in everything else I'm still female. Can we just differentiate shoe sizes by some standardized unit of measurement instead of fucking around already? Just tell me my foot is xx centimeters long, and let me buy the type of footwear I need, goddammit.
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Shoe size: 43 (European), 9 (US), 8 1/2 (UK).

Favorite color: Hooloovoo.

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East Coast Hustle

As this thread requires more creative effort than I can give it when I'm out at sea, further PI wizardry will have to wait until we get back to port later this week. But fear not, more expositions of your critical personal data will be forthcoming.
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