Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:37:15 AM

Poll
Question: Is "Go Fuck yourself!" too harsh a response for the question "Come to this haunted house and watch our band play?"
Option 1: Yes. votes: 2
Option 2: No. votes: 7
Option 3: Yes, and you should be more considerate of everyone's feelings. votes: 3
Option 4: No, it was timid; shout louder and possibly commit an assault/battery. votes: 11
Option 5: That wasn't technically a question. votes: 6
Title: Too Harsh?
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:37:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdFD-VShJM

Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

And made fun of my poor social skills with rude remarks like "Oh, it's finally going to leave the cave!?

And fuck a haunted house.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Luna on October 09, 2012, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:37:15 AM
Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

Gunpoint?  Threat of withholding beer? 

Does the band suck?
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Phox on October 09, 2012, 12:07:13 PM
Combined with the commentary on your perceived lack of social skills, if these people, and I use the term loosely, are previous acquaintances and have treated you similarly in the past, then violence is not necessarily altogether inappropriate.


Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 04:37:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdFD-VShJM

Said individual made me watch that piece of shit.

And made fun of my poor social skills with rude remarks like "Oh, it's finally going to leave the cave!?

And fuck a haunted house.

How'd you make it past the second minute without exclaiming that it was all pretentious horseshit and insisting that said individual look up some cute kitty videos instead?
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: LMNO on October 09, 2012, 02:55:38 PM
So, this guy is deep in the woo, insults you, and then asks you to go spend money to see him play?  Fuck that.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 09, 2012, 03:08:02 PM
Not even sure how this guy hasn't learned yet that it's not safe to approach you.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Juana on October 09, 2012, 04:53:39 PM
She sounds like an asshole. The correct response to assholery is "fuck you!"
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: MMMW on October 09, 2012, 07:00:31 PM
Tell her to fuck off. Then ask her to open her heart chakra, find her spirit animal and forgive you.

Then tell her to fuck off again.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: NrrdGrrl on October 15, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
Quote from: NrrdGrrl on October 15, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.

O :mittens: NED!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2012, 06:44:06 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Luna on October 16, 2012, 03:21:26 AM
I like her already.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Faust on October 16, 2012, 09:27:48 AM
One mans cave is another mans Secret nuclear Volcano lair.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Phox on October 16, 2012, 09:12:51 PM
Quote from: NrrdGrrl on October 15, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.
Whoa there. As Jesus said, "the whiney faggots shall inherit the earth." He's clearly just practicing for his day in the sun.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 16, 2012, 09:12:51 PM
Quote from: NrrdGrrl on October 15, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.
Whoa there. As Jesus said, "the whiney faggots shall inherit the earth." He's clearly just practicing for his day in the sun.

That's a mistranslation.

What he actually said was "Whiny faggots shall inherit the horribly stained couch and the Wii, and shall play Wii baseball until their asses physically bond to the couch."
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Phox on October 16, 2012, 11:05:15 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor D. Jennifer Phox on October 16, 2012, 09:12:51 PM
Quote from: NrrdGrrl on October 15, 2012, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 09, 2012, 03:01:59 PM
Not even sure why you'd even consider it.

Woah, woah. Fuck that. Going was never an option. But when asked by my girlfriend my response was "Tell her to go fuck herself!" I got that look I get when I'm being too much like me. They are her friends, not mine.
The assault option is for the next time I see them.

Fun fact: my girlfriend lurks and posts here now. If you're reading this, well, battery is up by 5 votes. Consider the legal ramifications before inviting people over here.

Sounds like your girlfriend only gives you those looks when you're being a whiney faggot.
Whoa there. As Jesus said, "the whiney faggots shall inherit the earth." He's clearly just practicing for his day in the sun.

That's a mistranslation.

What he actually said was "Whiny faggots shall inherit the horribly stained couch and the Wii, and shall play Wii baseball until their asses physically bond to the couch."
:spittake:
:lulz:
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:50:41 AM
I don't like where any of this is going.

PD ruint.
Again.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 17, 2012, 02:43:03 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:50:41 AM
I don't like where any of this is going.

PD ruint.
Again.

Welcome to Tuesday.
Title: Re: Too Harsh?
Post by: Phox on October 17, 2012, 02:44:24 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on October 17, 2012, 01:50:41 AM
I don't like where any of this is going.

PD ruint.
Again.
Sorry, I tried to help you out here. Clearly, i was out classed, however.  :lol: