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I like people.

Also I'm here to bring great miseries to this website, but im not a communist so you can really feel whatever you want, I'm not so good at making people miserable.

Be miserable for me, pls.

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

I was wondering if its possible to get rid of the majority of every negative human emotion ever.
I know for sure that I got rid of depression and anger, but can I take others down with it?

Plus, I'm still young and I'm not old and depressed like you guys ;D

It has come to our attention that the magenta beast has gotten loose from its cage in fizzygrizzly and started leaving giant piles of steaming shit on your yard.

We are truly sorry for this inconvenience, but we wont clean up its mess. Its your problem now.
We have literally tried getting rid of it for years.

Just a heads up, it has the tendencies to act like a 16 year old girl, but we found out its really 57 years old and its name is Steve.
Its also very racist towards hispanics.

Just incase many of you dont know, I am a professional doodler.
I tend to doodle all kinds of stuff ;D
Here are some examples...



































These are clearly terrifying because they're pretty bad.

In case any of you might not know, im a highschool freshman. For an english project, I had to write a parody of othello. I didnt know what to do so I replaced all the characters with toast, and I made an entire comic out of it.
I want you guys to critique it in the worst way possible.































Im still not done with it, its due tomorrow...

Late this evening, President Obama contacted the press with a shocking announcement. America and it's people, are the only people in the world, and the only people who have ever existed.

"Before we had made up the whole continent thing, America was very lonely." Obama, 89, said to the press. "We had no diverse culture, no war...life gets tedious."

When asked how they kept up the lies so long, Obama said this:

"Well, first we rewrote all the history books and began brainwashing kids into believing there was a whole other world out there. Have you ever wondered why history seems to play out much like a blockbuster film? That is because we had all the best writers make it up! Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Mao and many more of our favorite friends simply never existed!"

This brings up the question you're all asking yourselves right now. What about people who have traveled to the other countries? Your friends who live out of the country?

"Ah, yes, this is where things go sticky." Obama said. "There are no other countries of course...everyone is flown to a nearby secluded area, where we hire the world's best actors to play as normal citizens! The tourists are tricked to believing they are in another country. As for your online friends, they are all CIA agents posing as foreigners!"

Of course, this brings up a bigger issue. What about Americans who move out of the country? Where do they go?

"We kill them secretly and then have a CIA look-a-like take over when they visit 'family'. It's really quite fun." Obama says.

Of course you're all probably wondering about 9-11, right?

"Ooooh, yeaaaah, about thaaaat...sorrrrrryyyyy..." Obama says.

With all of history made up, that brings up the question of how old the Earth really is!

"50 years old. Anyone older is an actor from the CIA." Obama says. "We actually don't know if people will even live to be 70, to be honest."

We asked President Obama if he had any last statements. He did.

"We did not make up Canada, they are just a bunch of escaped asylum patients who made up their own world." Obama said.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for PD.com.

After browsing the site for a bit, trying to ignore long words and stuff, I noticed this at the top of the page.
Im jolly, pretty chill, and I had 12 hours of sleep.
My mind is full of what.

It is I, Cris of the 69th wing of the FizzyGrizzly corporation.
This is an apology letter from all the veterans that served in the battle of the PlusOnes.
We want you back inside of us.
We miss all those times you said long words, and we didn't understand what the fuck you were saying.
THOSE WERE BEAUTIFUL TIMES MAN.
ITS NOT OUR FAULT DICK IS A DICK.
We might still be communists, but WE MISS YOU