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Started by Captain Utopia, December 09, 2009, 11:53:09 PM

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Captain Utopia

December 09, 2009, 11:53:09 PM
http://www.sketchysantas.com/



How can you hate xmas, when it consistently delivers, like this?!

Jenne

#1
December 10, 2009, 12:03:03 AM
The new Santa dilemma:  how not to spread H1N1.  :lulz:  They are foregoing the gloves and making all the little tykes use hand gel before and after sitting on the old geez's lap.

Suu

#2
December 10, 2009, 06:41:19 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

#3
December 10, 2009, 06:43:38 AM
Posted somewhere else here, but worth reposting for this thread:



Dutch Santa with pope hat and black slaves.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
December 10, 2009, 06:49:31 AM
Wait. They couldn't fine real black people?? WHA?? I don't get it!!  :x


Also:

:lulz:

Triple Zero

#5
December 10, 2009, 06:52:24 AM




Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
December 10, 2009, 06:57:31 AM
Is that St Nicholas?  :aww:

Eater of Clowns

#7
December 10, 2009, 07:02:44 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 10, 2009, 06:57:31 AM
Is that St Nicholas?  :aww:

He had to be silenced by the Coca-Cola Santa Claus; he had the wrong values.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Triple Zero

#8
December 10, 2009, 07:52:00 AM
Yeah as promised in the other thread for War on Christmas I checked to see some good Sinterklaas versus Santa pics or cartoons, but the quick search now only turned up this Santa beating up Sint instead of otherwise.

And there's enough "Santa doing bad things" pics going around already, you don't need Sinterklaas for that.

My idea is to somehow cast him as a Discordian Pope (who's gonna know, right), and find some good imagery of St.Nicholas beating up Santa with that golden cane staff of his.

I'm 101% sure the images are out there, I will continue looking.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
December 10, 2009, 08:50:08 AM
I remember going to the marketplatz thing when I was a kid around christmas time when they were selling all the neat ornaments, cones full of candy and toys, trees and the smell of gluhwein coming off my parents and there was always a really neat lookin St Nicholas there.

Then I moved here and was like "WTF??This place sucks!"

Suu

#10
December 10, 2009, 05:05:46 PM


YES!!!





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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
December 10, 2009, 05:18:51 PM
 :aaa:

AFK

#12
December 10, 2009, 05:25:21 PM
Actually, the Santa looks pretty average in that last one, as Santa's go.   
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
December 10, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
It's what's sitting on his lap that worries me

AFK

#14
December 10, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Yeah, I kinda want to know the back story, but then, I kinda don't. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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