Suu's Night Out

[Doktor Howl]

I didn't see that damn bridal party you know. I was THAT shithoused. 

Aw, shit.  Forgot that part.

It was so pathetic, my brain rejected it.

[Kai]

Oh god I wish I had been there.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Epic! We have a word over here for people like Suu - "Scottish". Anytime you find yourself in this neck of the woods, Suu, you'll probably survive the experience just fine

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Oh god I wish I had been there.

THIS!!

No one wants to make a trip to the BEAUTIFUL city of St. Louis?  I'll only take you to the "nice" places where you probably won't get shot, mugged or strip searched!  I Promise!!! 

[Suu]

Epic! We have a word over here for people like Suu - "Scottish". Anytime you find yourself in this neck of the woods, Suu, you'll probably survive the experience just fine

Payne knew what he was doing when he made me an honorary member.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Payne actually is scottish (as opposed to honorary) ergo he lacks the critical faculty to know what he's doing. Ever. The Scottish empire only ever get things right by coincidence That's why we drink so much: drunk people are far more likely to have an accident. And that's the only way smart things happen round here.

eg. Alexander Graham Bell, whilst on an epic bender, became inextricably tangled in a bunch of electrical wiring. He was so drunk he was actually convinced his assistant was in the same room and asked him to help. The assistant however had been involved in a drunken argument with Alex, who had attempted to throttle him with the same wiring. The assistant had managed to stagger/flee from the wrath of the bearded pisshead, to his house next door, not realising the cable was still wrapped round his neck. When Alexander spoke to him he thought he was hearing voices.

It wasn't til about a month later that the assistant actually remembered the events and thus, after first eliminating a whole bunch of theories about whiskey and demonology, the telephone was discovered.

(we call them discoveries in scotland - invention implies intent)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Payne actually is scottish (as opposed to honorary) ergo he lacks the critical faculty to know what he's doing. Ever. The Scottish empire only ever get things right by coincidence That's why we drink so much: drunk people are far more likely to have an accident. And that's the only way smart things happen round here.

eg. Alexander Graham Bell, whilst on an epic bender, became inextricably tangled in a bunch of electrical wiring. He was so drunk he was actually convinced his assistant was in the same room and asked him to help. The assistant however had been involved in a drunken argument with Alex, who had attempted to throttle him with the same wiring. The assistant had managed to stagger/flee from the wrath of the bearded pisshead, to his house next door, not realising the cable was still wrapped round his neck. When Alexander spoke to him he thought he was hearing voices.

It wasn't til about a month later that the assistant actually remembered the events and thus, after first eliminating a whole bunch of theories about whiskey and demonology, the telephone was discovered.

(we call them discoveries in scotland - invention implies intent)

[Suu]

Payne actually is scottish (as opposed to honorary) ergo he lacks the critical faculty to know what he's doing. Ever. The Scottish empire only ever get things right by coincidence That's why we drink so much: drunk people are far more likely to have an accident. And that's the only way smart things happen round here.

eg. Alexander Graham Bell, whilst on an epic bender, became inextricably tangled in a bunch of electrical wiring. He was so drunk he was actually convinced his assistant was in the same room and asked him to help. The assistant however had been involved in a drunken argument with Alex, who had attempted to throttle him with the same wiring. The assistant had managed to stagger/flee from the wrath of the bearded pisshead, to his house next door, not realising the cable was still wrapped round his neck. When Alexander spoke to him he thought he was hearing voices.

It wasn't til about a month later that the assistant actually remembered the events and thus, after first eliminating a whole bunch of theories about whiskey and demonology, the telephone was discovered.

(we call them discoveries in scotland - invention implies intent)

Holy shit.

[Dimocritus]

It's a good thing for you guys that I bailed early that day (due to chemical imbalance issues), because if I were there, I'd have encouraged her, and things could have gotten REALLY bad...

[Dimocritus]

Oh, and a big  to EoC for his rendition of "Ghouls Night Out"

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh, and a big  to EoC for his rendition of "Ghouls Night Out"

Thank you Dimo and Twid.  It was way easier than the Wu-Tang clan thing I did yesterday.  Oh, and this is where I mention I'm going to see Danzig next Monday (and the only original Misfits member that won't be at the show is Jerry Only).

[East Coast Hustle]

THIS!!

No one wants to make a trip to the BEAUTIFUL city of St. Louis?  I'll only take you to the "nice" places where you probably won't get shot, mugged or strip searched!  I Promise!!! 

Well if you're gonna keep me away from all the interesting stuff, why would I bother?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

THIS!!

No one wants to make a trip to the BEAUTIFUL city of St. Louis?  I'll only take you to the "nice" places where you probably won't get shot, mugged or strip searched!  I Promise!!! 

Well if you're gonna keep me away from all the interesting stuff, why would I bother?

Baby I'll take you across the river and let you go wild.     Well if we actually were able to park without being shot.

We can go downtown, the muggings are pretty much confined to a 4 block area, so I can promise you at least a 42.37% chance of being mugged.

OR, and this is the real fun, we can rent an Escalade and let them carjack us!  WOOHOO!!!