Congratulations North Korea

[Pæs]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

Australians will tell you drop bears are fake even as you collapse under the impact of the screaming, clawing beastie.
They're just bitter about having to live in Australia.

EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS THERE. Did you really think they had a species which liked to cuddle and sleep all the time?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

Australians will tell you drop bears are fake even as you collapse under the impact of the screaming, clawing beastie.
They're just bitter about having to live in Australia.

EVERYTHING IS POISONOUS THERE. Did you really think they had a species which liked to cuddle and sleep all the time?

Yeah man. Gators, for example

[Reginald Ret]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis
The fuck? 

According to some sources, the wild haggis's left and right legs are of different lengths (cf. Sidehill gouger or Dahu), allowing it to run quickly around the steep mountains and hillsides which make up its natural habitat, but only in one direction.[2][4] It is further claimed that there are two varieties of haggis, one with longer left legs and the other with longer right legs. The former variety can run clockwise around a mountain (as seen from above) while the latter can run anticlockwise.[5] The two varieties coexist peacefully but are unable to interbreed in the wild because in order for the male of one variety to mate with a female of the other, he must turn to face in the same direction as his intended mate, causing him to lose his balance before he can mount her. As a result of this difficulty, differences in leg length among the haggis population are accentuated.[2]