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UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 14, 2009, 07:55:34 PM

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Bobby Flay is a douchebag. My brother wants to throwdown like it's nobody's biznus.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

southern food-- butter, salt and pepper.
basically.

Ina and her $5600 meals can suck it
Bobby is... ugh... he's ok under pressure
Sandra Lee I'd like to see in a gangbang video covered in sweat, jizz, shame and feces

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Quote from: Squid on December 15, 2009, 07:00:48 AM

Sandra Lee I'd like to see in a gangbang video covered in sweat, jizz, shame and feces


:lulz:

Squid, you truly are the finest example of human compassion I have seen to date.

:lulz:

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Nast

Quote from: Squid on December 15, 2009, 07:00:48 AM

Sandra Lee I'd like to see in a gangbang video covered in sweat, jizz, shame and feces


I wouldn't shed a single tear for that insufferable lush. Not only is her food horrible, in also manages to be culturally insensitive. WTF Kwanzaa cake?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

Hello everyone. I'm gonna make some awful shit for my poor nephew Brycer today using garbage from my pantry. Then I can't wait for cocktail time to get my friends allllllllllllll liquored up so they won't notice that my tits sag down to my waist. Oh... what are these six nude men doing in the kitchen? Oh well, hey hand me those pre-sliced mushrooms hunky.
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Nast

One of those men looks like he's thinking of doing something with that turkey baster.

What could it be?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus


Nast

OH GAWD THERE'S MIRACLE WHIP IN PLACES IT SHOULDN'T BE  :x
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

You know what this woman reminds me of?  Those sharks with human teeth that Cram posted.

Iason Ouabache

As always I will defer to St. Anthony Bourdian, The One True TV Chef on this matter:

QuoteSandra Lee - "Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What's the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban--or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themselves with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror."
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Payne

I was going to WOMP this abominable woman. But she broke my WRATH. True story!

LMNO

In defense of Paula Deen, I recently received Julia 1 and 2* for my birthday, and oh holy fuck the amount of butters, fats, and creams that woman used was un-fucking-believable.

Also, I believe adding shit-tons of butter and oil to your food is and old standby in the restaraunt biz.  ECH may be able to confirm this.











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Freeky

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 15, 2009, 08:12:30 AM
As always I will defer to St. Anthony Bourdian, The One True TV Chef on this matter:

QuoteSandra Lee - "Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What's the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban--or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themselves with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror."

THIS.

WIN.

SANDRA LEE OVER.


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