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#15736
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#15737
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Extra for the bad pic of meh.
#15738
Propaganda Depository / Re: H propaganda
August 20, 2007, 10:28:46 PM
Bumped for some of my own gudz:







<--- Made by Mr. Suu


#15739
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 05:06:44 PM
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI)

"The Gayest Wango Tango"

I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
,ÄòTill sanity,Äôs Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
It,Äôs like you,Äôve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.

I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasn,Äôt mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.

My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.

I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.

Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!

The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
#15740
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 20, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Sports Prediction:

Eric Gagne will win the award for "dumbest Red Sox acquisition of the year" barely beating out J.D. Drew

Oh, and I predict that the Yankees will eventually catch the Sox to make the rest of the year interesting.  

This is a given. And to be completely honest, knowing that the rest of your Red Sox fans will agree with me, if this DIDN'T happen, baseball would be fucking boring in September.

The Yankees will choke in the post season though, that is if they can swing the wildcard.

Right now the threat is the Devil Rays, because Boston can't hit Kazmir (and Tampa can't hit Wakefield) but they've been know to fuck up the standings every year 'round this time.

*gets to see the Rays VS Jays on Sept. 8th!*

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:29:54 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 20, 2007, 05:28:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:26:44 PM
I think of it this way:

You're gonna get fucked in the ass, no matter what.  Wouldn't you prefer a condom and some lube?

This is the correct motorcycle.

Then after that is, which condom to choose? Ribbed or studded? Or maybe that freaky independent with the vibrating ring...


VOTE LMNO IN '08 : The Trojans and Astroglide Party.


Best party evar.
#15741
Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:26:44 PM
I think of it this way:

You're gonna get fucked in the ass, no matter what.  Wouldn't you prefer a condom and some lube?

This is the correct motorcycle.

Then after that is, which condom to choose? Ribbed or studded? Or maybe that freaky independent with the vibrating ring...
#15742
Yeah, but if you pardon the cliche "If you don't vote then you can't complain", it would be the same thing.

Vote. Someone will fuck up, and bitch about it, who knows, maybe you'll be able to vote to impeach.

Don't vote. Someone will fuck up, bitch about it, and get laughed at.

I didn't vote in 2004. Mostly because I didn't have my RI registration at the time, but even though I know that RI will ALWAYS be a Blue state, I felt like I missed out on something. I wasn't planning on voting for Bush or Kerry anyway. I just wanted to get my statistic in.

However, I did vote in 2000...In Florida...For Gore. :(
#15743
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 20, 2007, 04:41:33 PM
Don't forget Halo 3.  I think this will be a very Merry Xmas for Microsoft this year. 

Mr. Suu's B-Day/Anniversary/Christmas present this year = PS3.

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
oh god yeah. I know quite a few people who will be suffering from sleep deprivation and severe malnutrition by October 1st.

*raises hand* We'll beat storymode in about 3 days. Then it's time for some PVP Red Vs. Blue action!

-Suu
It's not pink! It's lightish red!
#15744
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 04:31:23 PM
I agree with super low.

Although I will once again plaster my area with voter registration posters and hand out voter registration cards at work. It won't do anything, but I'll try anyways.

I'm hellbent on voting. It's my fucking right as a citizen and I exercise it regularly. IMO, those who don't want to vote because "they don't care" need to GTFO. Srsly.

If you hate the president and hate what's going on...DO YOUR PART IN FIXING IT. Sure we know the popular vote means shit in the long run, and since RI only has like 4 electoral votes it's like I'm wasting my time, but who's to say the race won't come down to those 4 Democratic votes that RI boasts? Eh?

[ / the extent of Suu's patriotism ]
#15745
Discordian Recipes / Re: PORK SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20, 2007, 04:01:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM

That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!

Supporting farmers, industries, etc.  We make it here and it's dirt cheap.

america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.


:potd:
#15746
Quote from: Lysergic on August 20, 2007, 02:55:55 PM
After one of your ex's perhaps?

Or maybe because:

#15747
I don't know, sounds like a good name.
#15748
A Hurricane named Dean is going to hit the Texas coast by the end of the week. It will reach catagory 5 within 24 hours, but will downgrade again to 4 before actually making landfall. This is due to the cooler waters of the Mississippi River dumping in the Gulf of Mexico and erratic currents, unless it continues straight forward into the Yucatan, in which it will remain a cat 5 while it crosses the peninsula but will get torn up by the terrain. It will breach into the Pacific as a tropical storm.



#15749
Discordian Recipes / Re: request: stew recipes
August 20, 2007, 12:04:38 AM
1. Go to the grocery store
2. Pick up some Dinty Moore or Campbell's Beef Stew in a can.
3. Prepare as instructed.
#15750
Discordian Recipes / Re: PORK SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 18, 2007, 06:28:16 PM
Shit, I eat anything in the morning if it's available, especially leftover pizza or Chinese food. Even pasta is good cold for breakfast.