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Doing everything exactly opposite from "The Mainstream" is the same thing as doing everything exactly like "The Mainstream." You're still using What Everyone Else is Doing as your primary point of reference.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 05:06:44 PM
A filk
Sung to the tune of "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVyZ7bO0LeI)
"The Gayest Wango Tango"
I ache for the touch of your Rods, Dear,
As they fly, out of space, from the Gods, Dear.
Cock and Repost
,ÄòTill sanity,Äôs Toast
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Let your reply be a flame, not an ember,
And my argument, logically dismember
It,Äôs like you,Äôve blackend my eye,
As you set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
I entered the login command
Before you my words stand,
Your balls are in my hand... Ecch!
Be touching do they be?
My libido it retreats
When you post your savage meats,
As you inform me of your feats
Of Sodomyyyyyyyyyy
That pic of your wood, it wasn,Äôt mahogany,
And My mind is such metrosexual agony.
My Pie it is on fire
Yet no cake do I desire
Which is why I may expire
When we tango.
I put the link in between
Those brackets, Love,
But missed, you say I fail internets, Love,
As shame renders me numb.
The picutred rose
That you posted in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.
Your avatar cast a spell that bewitches.
Those girls must need at least twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Violate my brain,
that WOMP made me scream with pain,
Then paste my face once again on a boobie
And say I am a noobie.
I know all too well
No one here treats me too swell
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart
Excuse me!
The way my thread was rolled over
Keep my posting from getting any bolder.
Fracturing my mind,
Till Win and lail can be mine,
As we dance to the Gayest Wango Tango.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 20, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Sports Prediction:
Eric Gagne will win the award for "dumbest Red Sox acquisition of the year" barely beating out J.D. Drew
Oh, and I predict that the Yankees will eventually catch the Sox to make the rest of the year interesting.
Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:29:54 PMQuote from: Kaou Suu on August 20, 2007, 05:28:06 PMQuote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:26:44 PM
I think of it this way:
You're gonna get fucked in the ass, no matter what. Wouldn't you prefer a condom and some lube?
This is the correct motorcycle.
Then after that is, which condom to choose? Ribbed or studded? Or maybe that freaky independent with the vibrating ring...
VOTE LMNO IN '08 : The Trojans and Astroglide Party.
Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2007, 05:26:44 PM
I think of it this way:
You're gonna get fucked in the ass, no matter what. Wouldn't you prefer a condom and some lube?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 20, 2007, 04:41:33 PM
Don't forget Halo 3. I think this will be a very Merry Xmas for Microsoft this year.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 20, 2007, 04:43:25 PM
oh god yeah. I know quite a few people who will be suffering from sleep deprivation and severe malnutrition by October 1st.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 04:31:23 PM
I agree with super low.
Although I will once again plaster my area with voter registration posters and hand out voter registration cards at work. It won't do anything, but I'll try anyways.
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2007, 03:51:56 PMQuote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2007, 03:22:06 PM
That is what I miss most about Paris--food that wasn't stuffed full of sugar. In order to get stuff that isn't 90% sugar in the US, I have to spend extra money for "organic" and "health food." It is my personal goal to cut as much high-fructose corn syrup out of my diet as possible, but it's really hard. Random shit has it in there! Why?! I don't get it!
Supporting farmers, industries, etc. We make it here and it's dirt cheap.
america no longer has a breadbasket; now it has a cornhole.
Quote from: Lysergic on August 20, 2007, 02:55:55 PM
After one of your ex's perhaps?