UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Cain]

No, the theory is that if even talking about these things makes liberals mad, doing them will make them even madder.

But thanks for yet another cheap shot in my direction Vex, it never gets boring.

[Cain]

In fact, you could directly equate the conservative pathological desire to support things because it makes liberals mad with Vex's pathological desire to take cheap shots at me in any political thread.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't often get mad at them anymore, maybe I should, but there's been constant overload for my entire life. My reaction usually falls somewhere between "disgust" and "amused contempt".

[tyrannosaurus vex]

In fact, you could directly equate the conservative pathological desire to support things because it makes liberals mad with Vex's pathological desire to take cheap shots at me in any political thread.

Um... is any attempt to not agree with a position stated by a Board Elder now equal to a "cheap shot" and intentional offense? Jesus fucking Christ get a hold of yourself. I do not hold to the idea that Conservatives are trolling when they do in fact follow through on their insane promises when they are given a chance. Although I realize you were not saying they were trolling, exactly, you were saying that they are driven to some extent by the simple desire to piss off Liberals. My objection is to the idea that this observation is meaningful, in light of the fact that they actually do believe their bullshit and are fully serious about implementing any element of their demented Randian utopia wherever possible. These assholes really believe their bullshit, which is a key difference between what they do and what trolls do, even if they're not aware of it.

Not everything I say is about you, even if what I say doesn't mesh with what you say. It isn't a personal attack, so please stop taking it that way.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

[LMNO]

THE FREE MARKET IN ACTION.

[Chaser]

I have a question.
I work in construction. If I was working in Arizona, wtf do I do during summer. I hope they let everyone claim sunblock on tax.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have a question.
I work in construction. If I was working in Arizona, wtf do I do during summer. I hope they let everyone claim sunblock on tax.

1.  You work until you drop.  Then they throw you in the dumpster and hire someone new.

2.  Silly rabbit.  Deductions are for rich people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

It's really something that they have better healthcare in Mexico than we have here in the US.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

It's really something that they have better healthcare in Mexico than we have here in the US.

You can buy antibiotics cheap OTC there.
Here, the process is: go to the ER all night. Get a prescription (if the doctor feels like it). Ask if you can have some samples, get told that they don't give samples anymore. Go to the drugstore and find out how much it's going to cost. Wait until payday and go back.

Do all this when you have strep throat or an absessed tooth.

[Freeky]

I have a question.
I work in construction. If I was working in Arizona, wtf do I do during summer. I hope they let everyone claim sunblock on tax.

Wear long sleeves and what Roger said.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

It's really something that they have better healthcare in Mexico than we have here in the US.

You can buy antibiotics cheap OTC there.
Here, the process is: go to the ER all night. Get a prescription (if the doctor feels like it). Ask if you can have some samples, get told that they don't give samples anymore. Go to the drugstore and find out how much it's going to cost. Wait until payday and go back.

Do all this when you have strep throat or an absessed tooth.

If you're lucky enough to not be already dead by then.

And of course, mustn't forget that you come out of it with an $800 ER bill.

Meanwhile, in Mexico, all citizens get a fairly high standard of health care for free.

Damn Socialists.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

It's really something that they have better healthcare in Mexico than we have here in the US.

You can buy antibiotics cheap OTC there.
Here, the process is: go to the ER all night. Get a prescription (if the doctor feels like it). Ask if you can have some samples, get told that they don't give samples anymore. Go to the drugstore and find out how much it's going to cost. Wait until payday and go back.

Do all this when you have strep throat or an absessed tooth.

If you're lucky enough to not be already dead by then.

And of course, mustn't forget that you come out of it with an $800 ER bill.

Meanwhile, in Mexico, all citizens get a fairly high standard of health care for free.

Damn Socialists.

Yep.

Luckily there's no debtors prison.

Yet.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-woman-feeling-pain-a-83-046-bill-anti-venom-drug-seeking-medical-treatment-scorpion-sting-article-1.1152754

Marcie Edmonds was stung in Phoenix and needed two doses of the anti-venom Anascorp — which would have only cost her $100 per dose in MEXICO!

$83,046?  Good thing we don't need healthcare reform in the USA.

Every time I see this thread get bumped, I wince.

It's really something that they have better healthcare in Mexico than we have here in the US.

You can buy antibiotics cheap OTC there.
Here, the process is: go to the ER all night. Get a prescription (if the doctor feels like it). Ask if you can have some samples, get told that they don't give samples anymore. Go to the drugstore and find out how much it's going to cost. Wait until payday and go back.

Do all this when you have strep throat or an absessed tooth.

If you're lucky enough to not be already dead by then.

And of course, mustn't forget that you come out of it with an $800 ER bill.

Meanwhile, in Mexico, all citizens get a fairly high standard of health care for free.

Damn Socialists.

Yep.

Luckily there's no debtors prison.

Yet.

The idea of "debtors' prisons" is too quaint and outdated for the 21st Century. No, instead of all the hassle of building prisons and putting people to menial work for 25 cents an hour, they'll just let them stew wherever they already are, eliminate minimum wage laws and let them do menial work for 25 cents an hour and call it "gainful employment."