Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: NotoriousNox on November 04, 2003, 01:36:21 AM

Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: NotoriousNox on November 04, 2003, 01:36:21 AM
My dears,

I have found myself caught in another series of novels that at best have helped me escape my this dreary existance and at worst have corrupted me beyond repair. Having always had a penchant for the twisted and bizarre, it is no suprise that in the sexual solitude that has become my monagamus(sp. correct me duchess) realtionship that i long not for the freedom to pursue fantasies with others but to find my fantasties fulfilled with the one I love..Ah, but alas, this must be unheard of... !!!SExual fufillment in a healthy relationship.. How do i tell my man about all of this pornagrapghia going through my head??
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: SMFabal on November 04, 2003, 01:40:00 AM
I say just tell him. Start off with " Honey, I've been having these fantasies... " then go into detail. Odds are very good he'll at least try them.

Then again, I'm known to be ... kinky, I think is the polite way of putting it.
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 04, 2003, 01:41:18 AM
Anybody worthy of your love should be more than ecstatic to want to try your fantasies.
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: NotoriousNox on November 04, 2003, 02:20:13 AM
well i think i scare him a little..
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 04, 2003, 02:21:29 AM
Maybe you should tie him up. Then it won't be so scary for him. :twisted:
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: SMFabal on November 04, 2003, 03:11:46 PM
Offer to be the "sub" first. Gradually work up to serious stuff. Start with ice. Ice is always good.
Title: A.N. Rouquelaure
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on November 05, 2003, 02:24:53 AM
Ice...and something sweet...like chocolate.