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Messages - Maddroxide

#1
Literate Chaotic / Re: Whoa To The Chaos
November 21, 2012, 09:30:04 PM
Dont forget to pass the chicken when your done with it. Everyone wants a turn...
#2
Literate Chaotic / Re: Whoa To The Chaos
May 30, 2012, 03:37:58 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 19, 2012, 05:02:53 PM
OK, I have a couple of things to say about this.

Because I'm bored and cranky.

First, what is up with the double spacing?

The shit is that, other than a pretentious device

to distract the reader from the content?

I mean, at least it's not centered,

but I have the feeling that the only reason it isn't

is because you didn't think of it.

Second, are you saying

that you slammed this out in a couple of minutes

with no meaning or sense of purpose

and then you posted it here?

Why? As a deliberate attempt

to insult the reader and waste her time?

Or did you have some other motivation,

or perhaps simply not think about it at all?

I tend to be a big advocate of thinking.

It's good for you, if for no other reason

than it gives you an edge

over all the other shrieking monkeys.

I think you missed the point. The reason for the double space is so that it clearly transcribes each line I'm trying to convey. Secondly, I slammed this out in a couple minutes being that that was the point. Randomness. Chaos. Fifthly, thanks for reading.
#3
Literate Chaotic / Monster
May 30, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
Up and down and Up and down

Watch as the dimples show on the clown

Merrily merrily he smiles at play

As he gracefully takes your innocents away

And when all seems to be lost

He'll slave you away just for the cost

Hold on real tight he says

as he spins you round and round

Why can't you stand he says

As you dizzily fall to the ground

And when you fall he stands real tall

Axe in hand as you hear deaths call
#4
Sometimes, Always, Never. Neutral, Positive, Negative. Chaos.
#5
Well if it is truly never, then it is always.
#6
Where has the 1.6 billion people gone? Question popped up from another post.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32423.0.html
#7
Literate Chaotic / Re: Nonsense
May 14, 2012, 07:07:05 PM
Well being as I can't quite get a hold of Magic Johnson or Rock Hudson I have decided to ask the good reverend where the 1.6 has gone.
#8
Literate Chaotic / Re: Nonsense
May 14, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: Maddroxide on May 14, 2012, 06:28:15 PM
Aids.

Are you suggesting that 1.4 billion people died of AIDS in the last ten minutes?  And that the population of the world is now 6 Bn people?

Dok,
Confused.

Well I know I'm not positive so we'll have to ask Rock Hudson or Magic Johnson about this issue.
#9
Literate Chaotic / Re: Nonsense
May 14, 2012, 06:28:15 PM
Aids.
#10
Literate Chaotic / Re: Nonsense
May 14, 2012, 06:20:30 PM
As it is intended. Good Job hat. 1 down 6 billion to go.
#11
Literate Chaotic / Re: Whoa To The Chaos
May 14, 2012, 06:19:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 06:16:54 PM
Quote from: Maddroxide on May 14, 2012, 06:15:09 PM
But you are as human as her.

There was no need to get personal, Maddman.

Human.  The very idea.   :argh!:

Dok,
Pastor of the First Church of Yeti Wrath & Retribution.

Shut up Kathy and take your clothes off for me. Love me sexayy!!!
#12
Literate Chaotic / Re: Whoa To The Chaos
May 14, 2012, 06:17:14 PM
But whoa and nonsense were both written in under 5 minutes on purpose just to see what I could get. The true meaning behind the poetry is that there isn't any. And that's beautiful.
#13
Literate Chaotic / Re: Whoa To The Chaos
May 14, 2012, 06:15:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 11:57:22 PM
If everything was all, I'd be Kathy Ireland, and I'd be groping myself right now.  But I find that I am not in fact Kathy Ireland, I am a grumpy middle aged fuck in an ancient office in a cranky fucking refinery, and I lack her amazing boobs & ass.

So Buddhism - being just another ism - can kiss my hairy, scabby arse.

That is all.

Well actually you could be Kathy Ireland to me? Or maybe you are Kathy's alternate personality? Or you could just pretend. But you are as human as her.
#14
Literate Chaotic / Nonsense
May 10, 2012, 06:58:10 PM
Beginning to End, New Life to Death

No longer will I pretend, No longer will I rest

A caged animal let free to roam inside a box

Pondering escape while counting the seconds off a clock

The rich serve tea in their golden chalices

While I sip my coffee from a broken cup

My days pass by ditto to the last

But I'm not a man of rhythm but of melody past

I can't look the other way I can only look all around

But the nonsense sticks so I will always be lost and never found.
#15
Literate Chaotic / Whoa To The Chaos
May 10, 2012, 06:36:05 PM
Around and around the merry go round we go

faceless and swerving we are always kept turning

turning away from the truth given lower ups and lower lows

til you stop and the dizziness fades

you will never ever know whatever you know

Some need the spinning to hold them afloat

But if your strong enough to stand up on your own

then you can say goodbye to nothing and just let go

A life of humility we should all strive for

That's what the man said anyways

if you listen to him closely instead of blindly looking ahead

He'd tell you we were all sons and daughters

All sharing in the creation and playing our piece

To a puzzle that need never be quite solved

As long as you know that everything is one

And everything is a piece because everything is all