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The Pathetic Life Of Oxo Marx

Started by hooplala, November 21, 2005, 09:54:35 PM

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Enrico Salazar

Quote from: East Coast HustleI want a eulogy.

8)

"Mr. Turd was only man Enrico admired the tattoos of . . . never before had he seen a tattoo of Traci Lords which could -just by him sucking his stomach in and out- satisfy itself in a truly bizarre manner.  At first it frightened Enrico, this is how he knew how fucking gorgeous it was - beauty always makes Enrico vomit.

Also . . . he invented a pizza for Enrico, which brings a tear to his glass eye.  The Salazorian Sausage Special is still what Enrico eats as he sits down to look through old pictures of their days robbing Office Supply stores simply because they both hated Liquid Paper.

Enrico can't go on . . . is too much . . . is . . . is . . . is it just Enrico or is this corpse coming on to him?"
Did someone say gorgeous?


East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: East Coast HustleI want a eulogy.

8)

"Mr. Turd was only man Enrico admired the tattoos of . . . never before had he seen a tattoo of Traci Lords which could -just by him sucking his stomach in and out- satisfy itself in a truly bizarre manner.  At first it frightened Enrico, this is how he knew how fucking gorgeous it was - beauty always makes Enrico vomit.

Also . . . he invented a pizza for Enrico, which brings a tear to his glass eye.  The Salazorian Sausage Special is still what Enrico eats as he sits down to look through old pictures of their days robbing Office Supply stores simply because they both hated Liquid Paper.

Enrico can't go on . . . is too much . . . is . . . is . . . is it just Enrico or is this corpse coming on to him?"


OMFG THAT'S SO FUNNAY!111
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Those meter maid hats are so slutty - that should become the new fetishwear.
Damn. I wish I could remember where I put that hat.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Those meter maid hats are so slutty - that should become the new fetishwear.
Damn. I wish I could remember where I put that hat.

Was that meter maid also a librarian?  :shock:

Bella

You meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomYou meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.


Oh, I don't know . . . there's something to be said for the turban. It certainly commands respect.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bella

Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomYou meant to tell me librarians also get to wear slutty hats?
Crap. Oracles are stuck with stupid turbans.


Well, except for that one sweet little black hat with the veil.


Oh, I don't know . . . there's something to be said for the turban. It certainly commands respect.
You think? Hmmmm........yeah, but mine keeps slipping down over one eye.
Even my cat is laughing at me.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

One eye is the best!   Just play it like you want it like that . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bella

Okay. :P  I could just pretend that I actually believe it makes me look all mysterious and spooky instead of silly.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

That's what I was thinking.  The hidden eye is the eye that SEES.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bella

You should see this stupid turban. It was a present from a client and it's some sort of shiny black fabric with a giant crusty looking crystal ball made out of sequins. Pure class.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

hooplala

So it's a little bit like something Norma Desmond would wear?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

hooplala

BUMPed for excessive use of the dreaded SEMICOLON!!!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman