Acosmicist UNLIMITED fightin' the power thread

[Acosmicist]

I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.

And then he started posting again.

I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.

But damned if I won't keep trying.

[hooplala]

I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.

And then he started posting again.

I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.

But damned if I won't keep trying.

If this is you trying, you're going to be trying for a long time.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I suggest you threaten bodily harm or lawsuits. Also you could post viagra spam.

[Acosmicist]

I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.

And then he started posting again.

I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.

But damned if I won't keep trying.

If this is you trying, you're going to be trying for a long time.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Maybe, at some point, you'll just scroll over my posts and pretend I don't exist, or perhaps you'll just keep moving them to this thread as soon as you see my username so the rest of the community doesn't have to suffer with my presence but you all get a laugh when you're bored enough, and I get to star in my own reality show illustrating "how not to be a Discordian."

Maybe I'll commit suicide by police officer and never have to suffer another person on Earth with my presence.

Maybe you'd get a goddamned kick out of that, but if you do, then we're not so different after all.

Maybe, I'll even get to join your chess club and we can out-edge each other by competing to see how many times we can suck each other's cock. That would be absolutely wonderful, indeed.

[hooplala]

It's more likely that you will get bored by not getting the reactions you are looking for, change tactics a few times, before ultimately burning out and disappearing. Studies have shown this is the standard case outcome for people in your situation.

Or you may become frustrated by not being banned fast enough and discover what it takes to be banned here, and do that.

Either way, my reaction will be identical.

[Acosmicist]

It's more likely that you will get bored of not getting the reactions you are looking for, change tactics a few times, before ultimately burning out and disappearing. Studies have shown this is the standard case outcome for people in your situation.

Or you may become frustrated by not being banned fast enough and discover what it takes to be banned here, and do that.

Either way, my reaction will be identical.

I'm pretty sure we're both getting the reactions we're looking for right now.
And when I change tactics, it will be this big unspoken apology where I come to the sudden realization that I was totally wrong about you guys and I'm so sorry for being a jerk.
And you'll ask yourselves again whether I'm actually being sincere and I learned my lesson, or I'm just sucking your cock again.
And you'll remember this very post where I spoiled the epic edgelord troll ahead of time, move the post to this thread, have a giggle at how pathetic it is, and keep on keepin' on.
Perhaps you'll detect my sarcasm and find that we're more or less on the same page, that the whole world sucks, and the best way to change it is to set an example.
I'll keep setting bad examples. You keep setting good ones. Or maybe I have that backwards.
Frustrated? No. Bored? Possibly. For as much as you guys insist how boring everyone you invite to the big reality show is, you're not very interesting yourselves.
Join the fucking club.

[hooplala]

I'm kind of impressed by the new Batsuit, even though it will be Ben Affleck inside it.

[Acosmicist]

I'm kind of impressed by the new Batsuit, even though it will be Ben Affleck inside it.

Agreed.

[rong]

3 stars - amusing thread
Might read again.

Agreed - sweet potato fries are not so good.  Tolerable if you drown them in mustard.

However, baked with pineapple and cinnamon with marshmallows melted on top, yams are a delighter.

[hooplala]

Pineapple... ugh.

[Acosmicist]

You know what I like?

When you get a fresh batch of McDonald's fries, with just the right amount of salt, and a whole bunch of limp, chewy ones.

And no. I'm not making subtle insults where it looks like I'm changing the subject to food.

I'm seriously talking about the fries.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?

This has to be a record.

Actually, no.  Not even close.

It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.

It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.

I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.

Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.

Wow, you're a mirror that reveals a side of us that we always knew about anyway and are strangely comfortable with. Whaddya know, we're just like all the other dumb hairless apes on the face of this dumb hairless planet. Congratulations 1999 called and wants its front page back

[Acosmicist]

I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?

This has to be a record.

Actually, no.  Not even close.

It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.

It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.

I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.

Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.

Wow, you're a mirror that reveals a side of us that we always knew about anyway and are strangely comfortable with. Whaddya know, we're just like all the other dumb hairless apes on the face of this dumb hairless planet. Congratulations 1999 called and wants its front page back

Jokes on me, you were just pretending to be pretentious homos.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Wrong. We were pretending not to be

[Acosmicist]

Wrong. We were pretending not to be

Oh.