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#11011
 :cramstipated:
#11012
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 19, 2008, 05:55:49 AM
#11013
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 18, 2008, 11:00:41 PM
 :lulz:
#11014
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 18, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
Nice! Can we get a higher resolution version of that? When we print it, it'll look pixelated. Also, try saving in .png - helps with the resolution
#11015
GASM Command / Re: switchGASM
July 18, 2008, 08:20:30 PM
he literally spams every single post with this mike chapman where's my money garbage.
#11016
GASM Command / Re: switchGASM
July 18, 2008, 07:14:17 PM
Nigel, I grabbed your awesome comments (above) and posted them to the PD blog.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/blog/cramulus/nigel-on-the-switching-prank/



Offtopic: let me know if you want the comments in your 23ae post moderated.
#11017
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 18, 2008, 07:03:12 PM


I love the combonation of Official Homeland Security layout with obvious silly game activities!


#11018
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 18, 2008, 02:50:26 PM
pretty good so far.

It might help to think about what rules and games are already taking place on the street.




-1 Points for Checking Out a Cute Ass within 100 feet of this sign.




This is an Eye Contact zone. Make eye contact with everyone you see within 100 feet of this sign.




You are only allowed to pass this sign once per day. When you come back this way, you must take a different route.
#11019
Quote from: Cain on July 17, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Dysnomia on July 17, 2008, 08:12:26 PM
what is the most secretive of all the secret societies?

The 2001 Energy Commission convened by Dick Cheney.
#11020
Or Kill Me / Re: "Requiem for a Dream"
July 17, 2008, 07:10:21 PM
Quote from: itsWednesday. on July 17, 2008, 02:00:01 AM
Yet I am reminded, I am probably talking to similar people that were portrayed in “Requiem for a Dream” right now.  Ego driven, self satisfying, I will eat out your FUCKING heart out at a moments notice, if it will serve me type of people. 

oh fuck OFF, dude

I've been perfectly content ignoring you since the last time you were "trolling us", but when you start a topic to tell us that you were disturbed by a movie and "WE" remind you of the "fucked up" and "misguided" people in it, I have to speak up.

I am NOT similar to the people portrayed in Requiem.
If you think we're all such "fucked up, misguided" individuals, why don't you fuckoff and go somewhere else?

There are OTHER FORUMS on the internet. Literally thousands of them. Some of them even have Original Thought and/or Discordians, if that's in fact what's attracted you here. And because they haven't met you yet, they won't post a fridge every time you open your mouth.

I still don't understand why you're here
trying to break AKK's record? Come ON.

I'm going to put this on the table: You should either go into permanent lurk mode or just leave alltogether. Because I'm sick of this community's creative energy getting spent and derailed by responding to shit like this.

This self-destructive kick you've been on underscores that you're desperate for human attention. And even the bad attention people are giving you is suiting your needs. Helpful Protip: YOU WILL FIND MORE REWARDING EXPERIENCES ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB. I WILL EVEN HELP YOU FIND A PLACE YOU WILL ENJOY MORE.

Now stop trying to piss everyone off.

#11021
Or Kill Me / Re: The Circular Firing Squad
July 17, 2008, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: fnord mote eris on July 17, 2008, 04:59:08 PM
circular firing squad great phenomena to use against those  whose ideology needs some chaos and disorder
                   
                           
                   

:lulz:
#11022
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Calvin Ball Edition
July 17, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
:mittens:

but shouldn't the bottom line be "You may use your cellular device-"?


or should the whole sign be opposite
"CELL PHONE USAGE FORBIDDEN IN THIS ZONE"
#11023
 :mrgreen:

Quote from: Ratatosk on July 17, 2008, 05:12:43 PM
Ha! You know me too well TZ!

let me remind you of 000's impression of you during the WOMP project A Fapcab Named Desire

Quote

Ratatosk's casting as LHX's comic relief sidekick in the Predicate ##### Gang, a renegade group of rebelling semantic subjectivists, was not only unfortunate as well as highly aggravating, spouting inane oneliners like a twelve year-old that just discovered the sentence-fragment "... that's what she said!":

LHX: "E-Prime, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
Ratatosk: ".. IN SOME SENSE!"
Cainad: "Dude .. I .. have a heart condition .."
Ratatosk: ".. MAYBE!"
#11024
in case you haven't seen it,

Here's a trailer of the Shining if it was a Feel Good movie:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=e8CwuOIimYI
#11025
Quote from: triple zero on July 17, 2008, 04:22:02 PM
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 17, 2008, 04:13:20 PMI guess the way I see it is, no there is no One Objective Reality.  However, if we overlay our individual Reality Grids, to borrow from the PD, there is probably enough overlapping that we can safely say there is some actual territory that we are observing.  Again, clearly, not ALL of the territory.  Maybe not even a significant portion compared to the whole (whatever that may mean).  But there seems like there is some tangibility we can get our hands on.  Or maybe I'm being overly optimistic and idealistic.  

my point was, we might as well all be completely entirely wrong about the bit where our Grids overlap, or what i call theConsensus Reality, only one thing we can be certain about, is that this Consensus Reality is something that, for a long time, has worked Really Well.

Warning: Approaching Barstool Danger Zone

:barstool: