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Which Gathering Would You Attend?

Started by Cramulus, August 19, 2013, 05:33:53 PM

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You are forced to attend one of the following--which will it be?

Anthrocon (furry convention)
1 (5.6%)
Gathering of Juggalos
17 (94.4%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Cramulus


trippinprincezz13

While it's not quite my scene, the Juggalos do seem to have a good grasp on FUN HERE AND EVERYONE'S INVITED! Which I can relate to a lot better than "let's dress up like animals and pretend that we're these animals diddling each other". GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR BEARS TO HAVE SEX WITH SKUNKS! I don't know, man, something about furries rubs me the wrong way (ew). Granted, do what you will and all that, I just wouldn't want to find myself surrounded by them.
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LMNO

Juggalos-- I calculate a higher probability of FUN.

Equal probability of contracting some sort of nasty communicable disease regardless of sexual contact, though.

McGrupp

Juggalos. I would bring lots of Purell.

The Good Reverend Roger

Juggalos.  For sleezy FABULOUSNESS.

Plus, they don't set off my squick.  I'd be able to enjoy myself.
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Either one, dressed like I belong at the other.
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Triple Zero

From the report I read on Vice.com (I think Nigel linked it), Juggalos seemed pretty survivable. Especially if you count that the reporter had to immerse himself in the culture. As long as I have a place to occasionally chill the fuck out, I'm fine with whatever. In which case, I prefer not-furries. In fact that report even made me somewhat curious :)
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Nephew Twiddleton

Juggalos- dressed as a vulcan science officer. I would explain magnets and tell them that their colorful metaphors are most illogical.
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The Good Reverend Roger

I would just get fucked up on Faygo and dance/stomp all fucking night.

I'm not there to tell them how to groove.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Sounds like you'd SHOW them how to groove! ;-)
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I'd rather have to become a Juggalo for life than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
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East Coast Hustle

I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.

I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.
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Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 19, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.

I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.

Well, doing laundry for furries could be way worse than a weekend at a convention....
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