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P3nT4gR4m

#1395
April 23, 2014, 01:11:30 PM
Fuck yeah - keep me in the loop. I really miss having a gaming PC when I think about skyrim mods :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Ben Shapiro

#1396
April 23, 2014, 05:48:34 PM
I'm 28 now. Went to Denny's wee hours for their free B-day meal with wife, and fabulous man. I said fuck it I'll have a blueberry milkshake. Find out its  1070 calories after I consumed it. So I get to spend a extra 50 mins at the gym. Afterwards I get to harass all my local joints for free Bday stuff. Free rectum exam,free cell phone, free laundry, free gas, free willy.

Thanks for all the Bday wishes so far. Thanks Burns for the gift card.

Cain

#1397
April 23, 2014, 08:46:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2014, 01:11:30 PM
Fuck yeah - keep me in the loop. I really miss having a gaming PC when I think about skyrim mods :cry:

If you want to make it worse, check out SkyRe's manual and Requiem's manual.  Both show how, with a little love and attention to detail, Skyrim could've been so much better.  I considered doing a Requiem playthrough...but it's definitely a specialised taste, based on previous playthroughs.  Very hardcore, in terms of roleplaying and actual combat.  SkyRe's a bit more forgiving, and so hopefully less boring for the viewer. 

LMNO, you'll be happy to hear I spent today working from a previous save to get up to the previous point in Dishonored.  Well, sort of.  I actually found my way into where that rune was (there was a hidden room all along), unlocked a power and then saved it.  Despite not having had the opportunity to play for weeks, I seem to be doing pretty well still - caught all 4 guards by surprise when breaking into the doctor's offices.  No bodies, no problem, as they say.

I should be recording tomorrow, assuming nothing else happens to throw my plans into disarray.

Junkenstein

#1398
April 23, 2014, 09:19:25 PM
Do either of those mods fix the fundamental problem of all dungeon envrionments essentially being a very pretty tunnel? I picked up the PC version over christmas and blasted through it with a few random mods but it felt ridiculously light compared to morrowind. Hell, it felt light compared to oblivion.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1399
April 23, 2014, 09:46:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 23, 2014, 09:54:19 AM
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1400
April 23, 2014, 09:49:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2014, 08:06:32 AM
Application for editorial intern sent.  It's not a major magazine, that I'm applying for, but they're well known in certain circles.  Describe their politics as "progressive"...hopefully not in the American sense, because I morally refuse to shill for Obama unless the pay package is increased.

Would also have to move, but Oxford isn't a bad city, it'd be over the summer and I would be earning enough to rent somewhere out.

:lulz: That's my man. Pragmatic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1401
April 23, 2014, 09:51:33 PM
Quote from: All father, Bearman on April 23, 2014, 05:48:34 PM
I'm 28 now. Went to Denny's wee hours for their free B-day meal with wife, and fabulous man. I said fuck it I'll have a blueberry milkshake. Find out its  1070 calories after I consumed it. So I get to spend a extra 50 mins at the gym. Afterwards I get to harass all my local joints for free Bday stuff. Free rectum exam,free cell phone, free laundry, free gas, free willy.

Thanks for all the Bday wishes so far. Thanks Burns for the gift card.

Happy birthday! April babies abound.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#1402
April 23, 2014, 10:48:00 PM
Aaaaannnnnd divorced!

*pops champagne*
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1403
April 23, 2014, 11:15:07 PM
There's something really weird going on at work.  Extremely strange "errors" and breakdowns that are now too frequent to pass off as coincidence, but would take a lot of theoretical knowledge AND practical, hands-on experience to deliberately engineer.

Right before a contract with one of the largest electronic companies in the world, and right before we transition out of an R&D mode into production.

This bears thinking about.  And reading log books.  Tons and tons of logbooks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1404
April 24, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Trying to see if exceptions occur when certain people are on?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1405
April 24, 2014, 03:19:21 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 24, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
Trying to see if exceptions occur when certain people are on?

Something like that.

I have my suspicions. 

I am going to watch this until I figure it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

Because it's fucking epic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1406
April 24, 2014, 03:31:04 AM
In  :argh!: news I got moved near what had been teabag corner for a year.  Only now the Illuminati conspiracy theorist got moved there as well along with the holy roller.  It is now generic conspiracy corner and they won't shut up.  They feed each other various stories from email forwards. 

I'm trying to think of ways to turn this into better entertainment, but all I've got is to inform anti-muslim teabagger that the guy he sits 2 cubes from that can obviously hear his rants is a muslim.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1407
April 24, 2014, 03:35:48 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 24, 2014, 03:31:04 AM
In  :argh!: news I got moved near what had been teabag corner for a year.  Only now the Illuminati conspiracy theorist got moved there as well along with the holy roller.  It is now generic conspiracy corner and they won't shut up.  They feed each other various stories from email forwards. 

I'm trying to think of ways to turn this into better entertainment, but all I've got is to inform anti-muslim teabagger that the guy he sits 2 cubes from that can obviously hear his rants is a muslim.

Feed them new conspiracies.

Helpful tips forthcoming tomorrow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1408
April 24, 2014, 03:39:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2014, 03:35:48 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on April 24, 2014, 03:31:04 AM
In  :argh!: news I got moved near what had been teabag corner for a year.  Only now the Illuminati conspiracy theorist got moved there as well along with the holy roller.  It is now generic conspiracy corner and they won't shut up.  They feed each other various stories from email forwards. 

I'm trying to think of ways to turn this into better entertainment, but all I've got is to inform anti-muslim teabagger that the guy he sits 2 cubes from that can obviously hear his rants is a muslim.

Feed them new conspiracies.

Helpful tips forthcoming tomorrow.

That's a given, but my creativity died at some point in the winter.  I look forward to your tips.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1409
April 24, 2014, 04:27:56 AM
Quote from: Alty on April 23, 2014, 10:48:00 PM
Aaaaannnnnd divorced!

*pops champagne*

Congratulations!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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