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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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Fizzwitz Glorypoop

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That image makes me happy in my pants.
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Fizzwitz Glorypoop

That reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.
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Fizzwitz Glorypoop

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.

I can't say I've ever had the pleasure. They're pretty fucking funny, though.
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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I declare this the pic of the day!

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

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Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopThat reminds me of the time my friend got really drunk and looked for furry porn. If I never see that stuff again, it will be too soon.

Furries are HILARIOUS to troll, though.

It's even more fun to put various powdered substances in their fur suits and then listen from afar when the howling and screaming starts.
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

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Yes.

Or various things that turn painful after contact with sweat.
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Hmm, this place is rather scary, might be fun!

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Might be, only time will tell.

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