Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM

Title: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
Hard work, getting all these, but it gives me a warm glow.  My comments in italics.

1. "I'm just sick of it. Every time I come to MW there's a new issue with you and a select group of Discordians. So you worship chaos, big fuging deal. Give it a rest already."

Try replacing Discordians with Wiccans and Chaos with Triple Goddess and let the accusations of persecution flood in. Also, hilariously, this was in reply to a post by TGGR parodying the views of select forum members, to a degree.

2. "Yeah, I have seen alot of it popping up on the boards. I also noticed that every time I see one [a Discordian], it seems to be laden with arguments and negativity. Something as simple as an introduction, turns into mayhem!! I'll pass on those threads and posts thank you, they take the enjoyment out of conversation. I have never seen as many arguments on the boards as I have since those posts have started. "

3. "We didn't set out to hurt Discordianism. We set out to rid our community of trolls. We hope our community will be a better place as a result."

90% of those "trolls" 'just happened' to be Discordians.

4. "Someone hacked into my ebay account. Loverly. Very mature. Guard your butt Ssanf, you've just painted a big old target on it."

Incidentally, none of us were behind the hacking.

5. "I think a couple of bad apples came in here, calling themselves Discordians (and I don't have any way to judge whether they really were or not) and they started baiting people and trying to cause more chaos than is strictly natural, and when the shit hit the fan they rallied some of the other Discordians around them because they were "being persecuted."


6. "Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."

Because Discordians...like factories? I don't get it.


7. "The most fatuous, manipulative, and venomous people to be found here are all of the discordian genre."

8. "A successful and a good discordian, is one who gets others angry, upset, and is skilled at mocking and belittling them.The better they are at it, the more they are respected by thier peers."

Partially true, but hardly the whole story (also, fixed for spelling and grammatical errors)
.

9. "A True Discordian does not spend all their time making sarcastic posts on internet forums. In fact, a majority of "Discordians" you see online are not really true Discordians, but nothing more than attention seekers."

Apparently reading the Principia once makes you an expert on what other people really believe too, at least going by the above poster.

10. "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."


Too hilarious to comment on.

11. "Just out of curiosity are any of you discordians raising or will raise your children in your beleif system?...I know silly question, of course you would, but with my experiences with Discordians and Chaos Mages lately I would be concerned for the child."

12. "mmm, it's like a troll breeding facility isn't it. Maybe there's an undergound complex like Area 51 where the genetically engineer them?"


Said in reference to EB&G forums

13. "In other words, Discordianism, like postmodernism, means never having to say your sorry."

14. "I'm starting to think discordian is just another word for annoying. It certainly doesn't seem to have any hallmarks of a consistent or coherent belief system."

15. "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."

16. "Followers of Eris...I will not allow you to spread 'discord' in my forum just like I won't let Christians proselytize."


Because its practically the same thing, right?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM16. "Followers of Eris...I will not allow you to spread 'discord' in my forum just like I won't let Christians proselytize."

This one was in response to me, I feel so honored!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on February 04, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Quote11. "Just out of curiosity are any of you discordians raising or will raise your children in your beleif system?...I know silly question, of course you would, but with my experiences with Discordians and Chaos Mages lately I would be concerned for the child."


Hmm, let's see, of all the kids in my daughter's preschool class, she was the only one whose parents DIDN'T have to attend a parent/teachers conference because they figured we'd just be bored hearing how smart and well-adjusted she is.  Quick, someone call DHHS!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Suu on February 04, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
I haven't caused problems on Mystic Wicks in a while......*cracks knuckles and goes in for a peek*
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Faust on February 04, 2008, 07:39:11 PM
I have not been back to mysticwics in a long time.
lets see how much things have changed...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2008, 08:16:53 PM
I just signed up.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mangrove on February 04, 2008, 09:39:30 PM
15. "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."

I like this. It's as if the poster bumped into the BIP concept and then backed away very quickly, hoping none of it rubbed off like wet paint.

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 04, 2008, 10:23:18 PM
Although a great many immature individuals have played at Discordianism and thereby side stepped any chance of spiritual growth whatsoever -- Grey Cat *wryly*

Although a great many immature individuals have played at Christianity and sidestepped any chance of spiritual growth whatsoever

Although a great many immature individuals have played at Scientology and sidestepped any chance of spiritual growth whatsoever

Although a great many immature individuals have played at Pastafarianism and sidestepped any chance of spiritual growth whatsoever

Although a great many immature individuals have played at Discordianism and got into one little fight and their mum got scared
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Faust on February 04, 2008, 10:28:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 04, 2008, 08:16:53 PM
I just signed up.


I'm waiting on activation.
they have my ip on file, lets hope they don't check it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2008, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
10. "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."

This post is by someone who is pissed off that we can do everything they can do, without wearing a pointed hat.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on February 04, 2008, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2008, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
10. "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."

This post is by someone who is pissed off that we can do everything they can do, without wearing a pointed hat.

Apparently some Discordians raped her made fun of her at college and she is now suffering PTSD butthurt.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: saint aini on February 04, 2008, 10:54:47 PM
fear of the foreign and unknown is a good motivator to draw out the "call the opposition psychotic" card.

I see it all the time when I try to book fire and glass shows... the venue owners always insist on making fire shows more dangerous by putting them outside and flat out refuse glass shows because they think I'm dumping a pile of glass on their floor (not wholly true as I put down a dropcloth first).
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2008, 11:19:26 PM
Quote from: saint aini on February 04, 2008, 10:54:47 PM
fear of the foreign and unknown is a good motivator to draw out the "call the opposition psychotic" card.

I see it all the time when I try to book fire and glass shows...

You also see it when you reveal you are racist.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Apex, The Harmony Of on February 05, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM

they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that.


Sounds like jealousy at a group of people who can learn and adapt fast
by cutting out the bullshit factor.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Random Probability on February 05, 2008, 05:08:22 PM
I find it hard to even lurk at MW.  I just saw a thread titled "signs that a spell worked" and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.  True story.

These people actually take themselves seriously?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 05, 2008, 05:18:04 PM
I suspect strongly that 70% of the members are subtle trolls.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on February 05, 2008, 06:19:07 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on February 05, 2008, 05:08:22 PM
I find it hard to even lurk at MW.  I just saw a thread titled "signs that a spell worked" and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.  True story.

These people actually take themselves seriously?

Yeah, I hear ya.  I had an account there awhile back but I just couldn't take it.  They make the Steve Jackson fan bois look down-right rational. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Random Probability on February 05, 2008, 06:41:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 05, 2008, 06:19:07 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on February 05, 2008, 05:08:22 PM
I find it hard to even lurk at MW.  I just saw a thread titled "signs that a spell worked" and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.  True story.

These people actually take themselves seriously?

Yeah, I hear ya.  I had an account there awhile back but I just couldn't take it.  They make the Steve Jackson fan bois look down-right rational. 
Ugh.  I used to deal with those chucklefucks back in the days of #GurpsNET-L.  Liz McCoy, Sean Punch  and David Pulver were okay.  So was Onno Meyer.  But the rest tended to get pretty fucking annoying pretty quickly.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mangrove on February 05, 2008, 07:43:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2008, 10:35:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
10. "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."

This post is by someone who is pissed off that we can do everything they can do, without wearing a pointed hat.

Makes a great MW sig  :lol:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mangrove on February 05, 2008, 07:44:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM

they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that.


Yeah, because Wiccans have never done that.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: LMNO on February 05, 2008, 07:52:35 PM
Hey, fuck you man!  Fenrir and Bast totally go together!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mangrove on February 05, 2008, 07:58:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 05, 2008, 07:52:35 PM
Hey, fuck you man!  Fenrir and Bast totally go together!

:lulz:

Gerald Gardner: Ok, so we've got some OTO, some Golden Dawn, some Crowley poetry and copious chunks from the Lesser Key Of Solomon. Throw in some nudism and we're all set!

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Lies on February 06, 2008, 10:39:12 AM
Its stuff like that that makes me glad I'm not one of *those* people.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Politician168023 on February 06, 2008, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
8. "A successful and a good discordian, is one who gets others angry, upset, and is skilled at mocking and belittling them.The better they are at it, the more they are respected by thier peers."

People dont need to belittle to get a point accross, in fact sometimes this has the opposite effect.

If someone were to mock a Discordian and it was genuinely funny, I'm sure they would happily laugh at themself.

If discordians are pushing their beliefs on to others, they are sure crappy discordians. Forced jokes are never funny.

I don't have any respect for my fellow discordian's *because they are discordian*, but ill generate respect for anyone who deserves it imo.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on February 06, 2008, 02:57:37 PM
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on February 06, 2008, 03:04:20 PM
Puff the Magic Dragon
Lived by the Sea
And frolicked in Autumn's Mist
In a place called Gallilee...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 06, 2008, 04:30:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
10. "I've always, always regarded the Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper as being people who chose to be Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a ball of fluff but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with whatever deity from whatever pantheon I pick today, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit or ever bother to think for myself because I love being a sheep!"

Spoiled brats of the fluffy pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper. They just strike me as brain dead."

FIXXXED

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 06, 2008, 04:33:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2008, 02:57:37 PM
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.

QFMFT


Politician168023,

A discordian pushing his views on another person isn't a crappy discordian so much as a crappy person.

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cramulus on February 06, 2008, 04:34:07 PM
all together now:


BLACK SHEEP ARE STILL SHEEP
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 06, 2008, 04:37:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2008, 02:57:37 PM
Believe me, these people needed mocking.  I swear to Eris, if you can't even mock people who believe they had sex with a god, got turned into a Rabbi and believe in dragons, you can't mock anyone.

still has me  :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 06, 2008, 04:38:10 PM
They're hilarious.  I just wish I could stand reading their forums long enough to find something funny.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jenne on February 06, 2008, 09:03:58 PM
Quote from: Politician168023 on February 06, 2008, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
8. "A successful and a good discordian, is one who gets others angry, upset, and is skilled at mocking and belittling them.The better they are at it, the more they are respected by thier peers."

People dont need to belittle to get a point accross, in fact sometimes this has the opposite effect.

If someone were to mock a Discordian and it was genuinely funny, I'm sure they would happily laugh at themself.

If discordians are pushing their beliefs on to others, they are sure crappy discordians. Forced jokes are never funny.

I don't have any respect for my fellow discordian's *because they are discordian*, but ill generate respect for anyone who deserves it imo.

I think this is one of those infamous "you had to be there" cases.  The responses that you are reading are not indicative of the Discordians' behavior...just those fucktards' reactions to it.

By all accounts, those who came over, even the trolls, were fucking respectful in the main comparatively. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 06, 2008, 09:25:02 PM
True enough.

Mystic Wicks would curl up and wilt like the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East if they came into contact with true trolls.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jenne on February 06, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
Yeah.  I always larf when I notice how weak they are in that regard.

Fucking backwoods idjits over there.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 06, 2008, 10:39:35 PM
They are people who think the world should be FAIR.
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1532/pig2zp9.jpg)

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: GIGGLES on February 07, 2008, 01:15:42 AM
HAY GUISE! WATS GOIN ON IN HERE?!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 04:41:01 AM
We're discussing weaker beings.  Mirthful, no?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 07, 2008, 06:44:14 AM
do you think they liek mudkips?


(i dont even know what this means)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 08:13:09 AM
One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (I step away from the mic to breathe in)

"OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened.

Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Bharlion on February 07, 2008, 09:40:14 AM
They made no reference to our animosity to authority, drug addictions, worship of elder gods or love of bacon.

One thing is clear...

This means war?
No, We aren't trying hard enough.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 09:46:20 AM
I suggest you check the place out, just to get a sense of the mindset over there.

They're total waterheads, and I scream inside when I read their threads.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Bharlion on February 07, 2008, 09:58:45 AM
Oh dear. I didn't realize it was THIS serious.

There is only one solution.

THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Start up the ovens. some people are coming for dinner.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 10:25:41 AM
THESE FUCKOS VOTE!

(RWYSHL)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 07, 2008, 10:27:58 PM
 :x

MY EYES MY EYES

Can someone not hack that piece of shit place and kill the fucking red before it causes permanent damage?

Damn that has been there for what?  Close to a year now ugh!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 10:33:28 PM
All I can say is,

I hate hippies.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 07, 2008, 11:03:05 PM
I keep trying to find something to respond to over there but I can't bring myself to it.  I made one measly post and I feel dirty from it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 07, 2008, 11:05:02 PM
There's nothing I could say to make them look any stupider. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on February 07, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
But I'm pretending to be as stupid as them, but it's HARD.  Not that I can't be stupid, I'm borderline retarded at times . . . but their stupid is a special kind of stupid.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 08, 2008, 03:38:02 PM
I find myself randomly responding with weird answers my children give me to totally non-related subjects.  No one seems to notice. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jasper on February 08, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
Sickening.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 09, 2008, 03:10:58 AM
It makes me wonder if there are actually a shitload of trolls there. The level of general retardation is absurd.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: maphdet on February 09, 2008, 06:10:16 AM
DAMN--I haven't been there sicne '06---I kind of feel the need to umm well go and have a lil fun/pulling of my hair.

heh.

maybe the time has come to play a little.......



Yeah on second thought--I have better things to waste time on
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: TheLastLump on May 13, 2008, 09:58:10 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 07, 2008, 11:06:41 PM
But I'm pretending to be as stupid as them, but it's HARD.  Not that I can't be stupid, I'm borderline retarded at times . . . but their stupid is a special kind of stupid.

It's because they're unapologetically, breathtakingly stupid.

They have no souls.....
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 13, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
This is true.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2008, 10:23:33 PM
They changed the colors.  Unfortunately, they didn't change owners or members....
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
I have a squeaky clean ISP but I suck at trolling. Besides, it's MW and the proxy shots I took after being banned and called a troll after being a member for 3 or 4 years just didn't interest me that much.

A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on May 13, 2008, 10:38:08 PM
FUCK YOU, I'M A RABBI! (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fuck_you_I%27m_a_dragon)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 03:29:41 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 13, 2008, 11:39:29 PMPerson A was arguing for, and Person B, against.  No problem, right?  Nah.  Person A was arguing that fairies live on the sun, visit and talk to her, that other worlds are covered in unicorns, that that earth whales orbit the star Sirius.  In space.

That's easily the funniest shit I've read in a long time... it HAS to have been a troll.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 03:34:45 AM
MW?

I still troll it on occasion.  In fact, now that you mention it... its been a while...

BRB!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 04:00:47 AM
 http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?p=3531381#post3531381 (http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?p=3531381#post3531381)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2008, 04:01:57 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 14, 2008, 04:00:47 AM
http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?p=3531381#post3531381 (http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?p=3531381#post3531381)

Too lazy to proxy.

X-post?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
QuoteMerry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2008, 04:04:44 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 14, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
QuoteMerry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.

I like the shredded fairy wings bit.

Expand on that.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 14, 2008, 04:39:04 AM
Wow, the MW thing is still going on?

TTM,
might just strap on his lollerskates...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 14, 2008, 06:23:01 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 13, 2008, 11:39:29 PM
In all honesty, MW and the like made me lose my remaining faith in humanity.  The epitome of failure was on a different forum (not naming any names) where two people were having a very civil argument.  Person A was arguing for, and Person B, against.  No problem, right?  Nah.  Person A was arguing that fairies live on the sun, visit and talk to her, that other worlds are covered in unicorns, that that earth whales orbit the star Sirius.  In space.

This was my immediate reaction:  :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

And then I lol'ed.

Horrormirth.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 14, 2008, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 14, 2008, 07:16:34 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 14, 2008, 06:23:01 AMHorrormirth.   :lulz:

Wow.  You created a single word that encompasses that "oh my god that's so funny but oh my god that's so wrong" reaction I get every time I wander into the internet.

Congrats!
Unfortunately I can't take credit for that one.  I'm not sure who here came up with that one.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: LMNO on May 14, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
Group effort, I think.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
They ain't biting over there... I suspected it was too overt.

Sigh.

Can't a guy have a little fun at some pagans expense?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 08:35:35 PM
MW admins...?  Assholes...?

SINCE WHEN?!













(Now THAT'S sarcasm!)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 19, 2008, 06:34:07 AM
http://blackironprison.com/index.php/Trolling
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 19, 2008, 06:45:28 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 14, 2008, 01:37:30 PM
Group effort, I think.

Actually, I think it was you.

Here is the etymology as far as I was able to follow it using the advanced technology of "search":

Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2007, 11:28:45 PM
Holy crap. What is the word for combined horror and mirth?

PNN replies:

Quote from: Naughty Nasturtiums on December 07, 2007, 11:30:53 PM
"PD.com"?

Then someone added a News line:
QuoteNews: PD.com: The combined word for "horror" and "mirth"

It stewed for a couple of months, and then  suddenly:

Quote from: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 03:11:41 PM
We need a "horror/mirth" emote.

Trip0 runs with it, and gets credit for the first use of the compound word in its final form:

Quote from: triple zero on March 25, 2008, 07:56:49 PM
ah check.

now i understand it, RP said in the puppy thread that some soldiers were trying to put a dog out of its misery, but found out that their guns were only good for wounding, not killing.

:horrormirth:

Cramulus sees the value of horrormirth immediately, and its place is cemented in the PD.com lexicon:

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 27, 2008, 02:02:50 PM
It's a pamphlet we're collectively working on. (and making baby steps towards for more than a year) It's supposed to be a bit funnier than the Black Iron Prison, but also funny in the "I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming" kind of way. (horrormirth). Who knows if we'll accomplish that goal - check out the Lollercaust thread for more info.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on May 19, 2008, 01:52:44 PM
This is how most things happen around here.  Like the Shrapnel thing, it was actually something LHX used in one of his pieces and I nabbed it.   :D

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 23, 2008, 04:06:15 AM
Quote6. "Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."

Because Discordians...like factories? I don't get it.

i'm feelling SRS(yes more then usually stop laughing) so i'll try to explain
discordianism=chaos
chaos=anarchy
anarchy=communism
communism=workers of the world untie! and take over the factories!

ergo discordians are trying to take over the factories. makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: the last yatto on July 01, 2009, 07:30:33 AM
"Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."
podcast forum description?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Template on July 03, 2009, 02:36:58 AM
Quote from: ¶πᶿϠ on July 01, 2009, 07:30:33 AM
"Congratulations. This isn't the forum for Chaos. This is a sanctuary, not a factory."
podcast forum description?

Thanks for bumping the thread.

Maybe.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 03, 2009, 06:12:42 AM
Quote15. "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."

I think this quote pretty much sums up everything.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: maphdet on September 10, 2009, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: Hawk on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM

A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

Brilliant!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 10, 2009, 06:51:02 AM
I can't even read archives anymore thanks to RWHNs avatar.  keep thinking I stumbled onto one of the bad threads.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on September 10, 2009, 01:34:29 PM
Outlandish, ain't it? 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Payne on September 10, 2009, 01:36:39 PM
I wouldn't count AKK threads as "bad", reading them as archived.

There's some funny shit there.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: AFK on September 10, 2009, 01:48:20 PM
He is the Patron Saint of Awful.  He should be forever revered. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 04:44:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 10, 2009, 01:48:20 PM
He is the Patron Saint of Awful.  He should be forever revered. 

What killed me about AKK was how he always stayed pleasant (or almost always), and yet there was this incredible volume of stupidity that came out of his mouth.

I call him a Discordian Saint, but I cannot tolerate his presence for more than a few seconds.  Then I shit all over my chair and begin convulsing.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 05, 2010, 01:35:25 AM
Bump, just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on April 05, 2010, 11:03:57 AM
I think "people who laugh at Teabaggers" are now public enemy number one at MW (at least in Political Pagan), as opposed to merely Discordians now.

Those two groups have a fairly large overlap of course, but it's a matter of perception.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on April 13, 2010, 01:52:16 AM
Quote from: Alamaris on May 14, 2008, 04:11:07 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 14, 2008, 04:03:38 AM
QuoteMerry meet!

A question: Is there any credible evidence for the existence of fairies?

I was recently speaking with an elder who was trained in Nepal for thirty-five years as a Sadhus, and he has been teaching me about levitation pillows. He teaches that levitation pillows look like any regular pillow except that the inside is filled with shredded fairy wings.

He has said many times that fairies are rare but very real. Does anyone have any knowledge they might like to share on the subject?

Kind of pedestrian, now that I think about it.

No, no, its good.  The more pathetic you make it, the better it is if they don't sniff a troll.

Addendum:  I'm watching that thread.

Never even heard of the site before, but I'm think I'll indulge meself.  I always knew these people were out there,
but so many, . . . . . . my inner troll can just hear the faint strains of whale music, and smell the rank odour of  patchouli oil. And the image of shredded fairies wings is pleasing.     :troll:   
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:43:19 AM
Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 01:44:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:43:19 AM
Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.

Ooo, yeah.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Don Coyote on October 12, 2010, 02:05:00 AM
 :lulz:

So glad I have just been lurking kinda. NO ONE SUSPECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 06:17:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:43:19 AM
Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.

I'm in.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 02:59:32 PM
I'm there!!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on October 12, 2010, 03:19:59 PM
I'm there, just not posting at the moment, because whenever I pop over for a look the only things I see are so incredibly stupid that I can barely bring myself to do more than laugh at them (Political Pagan is a prime offender here, though far from the only guilty party).
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cramulus on October 12, 2010, 03:21:32 PM
Yeah.. I think I have a login somewhere.. but I feel a bit like a mosquito approaching an elephant. The magnitude of stupidity is absolutely stultifying. I don't even know where to begin.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on October 12, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
TWINKLE.

Every time I read PP, I feel compelled go to all IOZ on their asses.  The partisan stupidity is just immense.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cramulus on October 12, 2010, 03:48:14 PM
GODD DDAMNITT

you're right

that is precisely where to begin
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 04:14:02 PM
I'm registered. Again.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:14:02 PM
I'm registered. Again.

I knew I felt the earth shake  :wink:

Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 12, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:14:02 PM
I'm registered. Again.

I knew I felt the earth shake  :wink:



:lulz:

Annnnnnnnd then I looked at PP. My computer threw up.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 04:37:26 PM
How long is it taking these days to be approved?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on October 12, 2010, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 01:43:19 AM
Bump for great justice.

We should go back there en masse again.
Yes! This. is. Imperative.  :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 05:57:59 PM


Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 12, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:14:02 PM
I'm registered. Again.

I knew I felt the earth shake  :wink:



:lulz:

Annnnnnnnd then I looked at PP. My computer threw up.

:lulz:


Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:37:26 PM
How long is it taking these days to be approved?

Will they know it is you?

That might add time, but otherwise, they are rarely without some admin on there.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on October 12, 2010, 06:24:39 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 12, 2010, 05:57:59 PM


Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 12, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:14:02 PM
I'm registered. Again.

I knew I felt the earth shake  :wink:



:lulz:

Annnnnnnnd then I looked at PP. My computer threw up.

:lulz:


Quote from: Charley Brown on October 12, 2010, 04:37:26 PM
How long is it taking these days to be approved?

Will they know it is you?

That might add time, but otherwise, they are rarely without some admin on there.
I think if you register with either "Faery" or "Wolf" in your username, their software immediately processes your account as OK.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Jenne on October 12, 2010, 06:33:09 PM
Just a heads up, btw...there ARE still MW fuckers who check PD regularly for just this sort of thing.  I dunno if mods wanna move this thread or you guys give a fuck.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Android on October 12, 2010, 07:42:07 PM
I still have an extra account over there too...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on January 20, 2011, 09:04:37 PM
Bump for recent members
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2011, 09:04:37 PM
Bump for recent members

:lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Ah, the good old days.

Xentor and Kaylara still hate me like I was Pol Pot's personal fartcatcher, by the way.  I bump into them here and there on the internet, and they immediately start spouting profanity.

8)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Ah, the good old days.

Xentor and Kaylara still hate me like I was Pol Pot's personal fartcatcher, by the way.  I bump into them here and there on the internet, and they immediately start spouting profanity.

8)

Xentor jumped to my defense about a month ago at MW.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:13:37 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Ah, the good old days.

Xentor and Kaylara still hate me like I was Pol Pot's personal fartcatcher, by the way.  I bump into them here and there on the internet, and they immediately start spouting profanity.

8)

Xentor jumped to my defense about a month ago at MW.

Xentor is a collossal waste of 15 minutes of his father's time, 30 years or so in the past.

But even he wasn't enough to get me to swear to never, ever give MW a single byte of traffic.  That was Twinkle and Phoenix Blue, with their insanely insulting double standard.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:14:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2011, 09:04:37 PM
Bump for recent members

Fuck, now I need to figure out how to find the thread you started in OKM on the recap of the great PD/MW incident.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:15:22 PM
Lol. I love posting crap over there and watching them go.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:15:22 PM
Lol. I love posting crap over there and watching them go.

Ask Memnoch why he left the service. 

And how much actual time he spent in.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:21:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:15:22 PM
Lol. I love posting crap over there and watching them go.

Ask Memnoch why he left the service. 

And how much actual time he spent in.   :lulz:

Evil bastard.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Aucoq on January 20, 2011, 09:25:58 PM
Quote"In other words, Discordianism, like postmodernism, means never having to say your sorry."

There are so many great quotes, but this is probably my favorite.  I giggle like a school girl every time I see it in the news feed.  :lol:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:28:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:21:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:15:22 PM
Lol. I love posting crap over there and watching them go.

Ask Memnoch why he left the service. 

And how much actual time he spent in.   :lulz:

Evil bastard.  :lulz:

Memnoch is fucking GLORIOUS.  He's a 400 pound land whale that lives in his mother in law's basement, posts 24 hours a day about the glories of personal responsibility (while going through 5 minimum wage jobs in 2 years), and ceaselessly expounds on the glories of military service, after wimping out of his first and only term of service in less than a year...Not even completing his training, as I understand it, though that didn't stop him from wearing BDU pants every day of his life afterward, until he grew too fat for any BDUs made.

Note that ALL of this is from his own pics and admissions.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 20, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
I fucking hate that fat bastard!!!  So we have our usual spat.  He insults my intelligence and I remind him that he shouldn't throw stones in the big glass house he is in.  We get Twinkled.  Then the fucker has the nerve to karma me (probably because he is blocked) with this bullshit.....

Quotespazz is a derogatory term refering to someone with CP, my point isn't that you are stupid, but everyone does things just like this...I also included myself in that description as well. Oh and you used spazz which is why I mentioned spazz

Charley is working with me on the finer skills of diplomacy......
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 20, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
I fucking hate that fat bastard!!! 

I love him.  He is America™, in every grotty detail.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:35:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 20, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
I fucking hate that fat bastard!!!  So we have our usual spat.  He insults my intelligence and I remind him that he shouldn't throw stones in the big glass house he is in.  We get Twinkled.  Then the fucker has the nerve to karma me (probably because he is blocked) with this bullshit.....

Quotespazz is a derogatory term refering to someone with CP, my point isn't that you are stupid, but everyone does things just like this...I also included myself in that description as well. Oh and you used spazz which is why I mentioned spazz

Charley is working with me on the finer skills of diplomacy......

No one here is going to believe that.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Whatever on January 20, 2011, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 20, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
I fucking hate that fat bastard!!! 

I love him.  He is America™, in every grotty detail.

:cry:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:38:49 PM
Quote from: Niamh on January 20, 2011, 09:35:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 20, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
I fucking hate that fat bastard!!! 

I love him.  He is America™, in every grotty detail.

:cry:

Memnoch is everywhere you go.

The teabaggers who rant and rail that the rich are hard done by.

The behemoth at WalMart, who wheezes from aisle to aisle, trying to gather enough junk food to survive the winter, while cursing the management for letting the mobility scooters' batteries go flat.

The "token conservative Christian" that composes 95% of any Pagan community.

I could go on and on, but you get the point...If Memnoch didn't exist, I'd have had to invent him.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:40:30 PM
Maybe we can build a better one.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:42:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:40:30 PM
Maybe we can build a better one.

Why fuck with perfection?  He's a one man representation of 51% of the entire population.  He represents more than 150 million people.  You can't improve on that.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:42:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:40:30 PM
Maybe we can build a better one.

Why fuck with perfection?  He's a one man representation of 51% of the entire population.  He represents more than 150 million people.  You can't improve on that.

I concede.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Wow I missed that one..... :(

Mem makes me lulz.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:50:09 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on January 20, 2011, 09:49:42 PM
Wow I missed that one..... :(

Mem makes me lulz.

That was back in 2009, IIRC.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:50:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:


Fuck. Makes me happy I am trolling him.

At it's peak he PM'ed me telling me he was frustrated at how well I was playing the game.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
:facepalm:

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:52:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
:facepalm:

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...


Pennicillin is poison?  :lol:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
:facepalm:

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...


Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:56:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   :lulz:

Inserted anally?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:52:49 PM
Pennicillin is poison?  :lol:

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.
Didn't we have this conversation, Charley?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   :lulz:
I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 20, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
FUCK YUO GUISE

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT ECHINACEA I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GET THAT APPENDECTOMY


intestinal bacteria festering in my gut lining is no match for the healing powers of Ferngully
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  :lulz:

Well, you should.  It's the only foothold Darwin has left.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 09:59:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:52:49 PM
Pennicillin is poison?  :lol:

No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.
Didn't we have this conversation, Charley?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

You could try echinachea root.   :lulz:
I don't support quackery, either, Roger.  :lulz:

Damn Phox, I can't remember 10 minutes ago. Because I have good drugs.......
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 10:02:49 PM
The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 10:02:49 PM
The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.

Who is your favorite transhuman? we should hook them up.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on January 20, 2011, 10:04:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 20, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
FUCK YUO GUISE

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT ECHINACEA I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GET THAT APPENDECTOMY


intestinal bacteria festering in my gut lining is no match for the healing powers of Ferngully

(http://animatedviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fern11.jpg)
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 10:05:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 10:02:49 PM
The real beauty of Memnoch's statement is, of course, that he gets to make the decision.  Granted, I put him in that position, but he didn't even reference her opinion on the subject, other than her presumed obedience to his male will.

Who is your favorite transhuman? we should hook them up.

Illspag?  Oh, yeah.  Memnoch really isn't a supporter of womens' rights, either...But he's more Archie Bunker than Lester Maddox about it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: hooplala on January 20, 2011, 10:06:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:53:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
:facepalm:

I'm pretty much against many types of medicine on principle, but I DO support public healthcare, because I RESPECT people's right to choose their own poison. For fuck's sake...


Without that 'poison' some of us wouldn't be here.

Without that 'poison' the island nation of Salazore would be a ghost town.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Phox on January 20, 2011, 10:07:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.
Not really. My view on painkillers is based on abuse of them, rather than actual use. as for anti-depressants, I'm not a fan of the side-effects that seem to come with many of them.

But again, that's all personal philosophy, rather than "nobody should take pain killers or anti-depressants EVAR!!!"

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Well, you should.  It's the only foothold Darwin has left.

I'm not as optimistic as you on that front, Roger.  :lulz:

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:59:05 PM
Damn Phox, I can't remember 10 minutes ago. Because I have good drugs.......
:lulz:

And I have no problem with you having said drugs, if you don't.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 20, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Adios on January 20, 2011, 10:12:57 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 20, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?

Wait, you're asking Roger that?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on January 20, 2011, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 09:46:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:44:04 PM
Did I ever tell you guys about the time when he said he'd rather die of a preventable illness than use public health care, on principle?

:lulz:

He did what?

Yep.  Then I asked him if he'd let his wife die in a similar situation, and he said he thought she'd understand and respect his decision.

:whack:
If I was Memnoch's Wife, I wouldn't even wait for a preventable disease to come along! Pass the Hemlock!
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:51:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 10:12:57 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 20, 2011, 10:08:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 20, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
No, that was a turn of phrase. But, actually, it is to me (allergic  :lol:). I was referring mostly to painkillers and anti-depressants.

Because constant pain and/or depression builds character.


HAVE YOU NO PRINCIPLES MAN!?


Wait, you're asking Roger that?


I'm nothing BUT principles.  I just don't have any morals.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 01:39:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 09:52:49 PM


Pennicillin is poison?  :lol:

If you are a unicellular lifeform without a nucleus?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Don Coyote on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 02:04:31 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 02:36:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 02:04:31 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: *GrumpButt* on January 21, 2011, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.

Dunno. I'll check in a few mins. Iv'e posted some things to try to get the dogs to bite...
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Juana on January 21, 2011, 05:29:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2011, 10:04:46 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 20, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
FUCK YUO GUISE

IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT ECHINACEA I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GET THAT APPENDECTOMY


intestinal bacteria festering in my gut lining is no match for the healing powers of Ferngully

(http://animatedviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fern11.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 01, 2018, 08:36:48 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 02:36:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2011, 02:04:31 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 21, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 21, 2011, 01:43:03 AM
ON that note, is anything worthy of trolling going on at MW currently? I sorta feel like shitting all over Mem for not being able to make it a year in the service since I am pretty much a  whiny self-entitled product of my culture and I made it 4 years so far with fucked up knees, from basic, plus the shit that was fucked up before I joined.
Why did Memnoch leave the Army? Or didn't he say?

If he said why, I never saw it. 
Then it must have been something lulzy, or he'd never stop going on about it.

For the record, he peed the bed until they let him leave.

Serious as a heart attack, here.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Brother Mythos on November 17, 2018, 04:02:49 AM
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on November 17, 2018, 06:38:30 AM
They have a pathetically devoted fanbase, for some reason.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2018, 07:27:29 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 17, 2018, 04:02:49 AM
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Brother Mythos on November 18, 2018, 05:20:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2018, 07:27:29 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 17, 2018, 04:02:49 AM
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their "hipness" is getting them laid.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2018, 11:04:45 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 18, 2018, 05:20:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2018, 07:27:29 AM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on November 17, 2018, 04:02:49 AM
I just got around to reading this thread.

I was under the impression that MysticWicks was long defunct. But, after looking it up, I found there is an amazing amount of activity on that site.

It was offline for a few years.  It came back, and all the scabby losers walked back in like nothing ever happened.

The entire community is sole, tragically-hip1 token conservatives.


1Well, they think they're hip, and isn't that what counts?

I think the true test is whether or not their "hipness" is getting them laid.

What is the prize of getting laid with pagans?

Oh, right. 
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 18, 2018, 11:05:55 PM
Bear in mind that when I say "pagans", I don't mean the religion, but rather the sort of people who wear all black at noon in July "casting a circle" in Reid Park.
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Cain on November 19, 2018, 07:16:08 AM
Or change into rabbis
Title: Re: The 16 best quotes about Discordians (taken from MysticWicks)
Post by: Con-troll on November 19, 2018, 04:16:18 PM
I'd understand the robe people if they did aerobics or yoga. Rituals just make already sacred cabbages tremble from fear.