OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So, had a workplace injury last night.  UAnd as the result of a completely preventable workplace accident, I have ended up losing a thumb.

Well, part of a thumb.

Well, half the nail of the thumb.  On my non-dominant hand.

But it really fucking hurts.

Ouch.... I cringed a little bit

[Suu]

We just bought an epic plaid couch. It's so full of awful and wonderment, and it will fit in with our Early Disaster interior design theme. It was $40 at Salvation Army, normally I cringe at 2nd hand furniture, but it's spotlessly clean, and a LaZBoy. It looks like it was never used.



He also got me one of these:



That's a classic White rotary, it's strong enough to go through leather and in mint condition with all the attachments...$15.

[Cain]

So, had a workplace injury last night.  UAnd as the result of a completely preventable workplace accident, I have ended up losing a thumb.

Well, part of a thumb.

Well, half the nail of the thumb.  On my non-dominant hand.

But it really fucking hurts.

Ouch.... I cringed a little bit

Prepare to cringe more.  The sliced bit of nail didn't come off clean, it was about 3/4 of the way through, but it was left hanging there.  So, naturally, I had to rip it off the rest of the way.

Fun times.

[LMNO]

I audibly sucked air through my teeth and winced.

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So, had a workplace injury last night.  UAnd as the result of a completely preventable workplace accident, I have ended up losing a thumb.

Well, part of a thumb.

Well, half the nail of the thumb.  On my non-dominant hand.

But it really fucking hurts.

Ouch.... I cringed a little bit

Prepare to cringe more.  The sliced bit of nail didn't come off clean, it was about 3/4 of the way through, but it was left hanging there.  So, naturally, I had to rip it off the rest of the way.

Fun times.

Nasty.

[Suu]

I audibly sucked air through my teeth and winced.

Because every single one of us who have ever lost a nail, know EXACTLY how he felt at that moment.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I audibly sucked air through my teeth and winced.

Because every single one of us who have ever lost a nail, know EXACTLY how he felt at that moment.

Yep. Happened to me when I was a kid. Right ring finger.

[Trivial]

The most comments I ever had on a facebook post before is 15.  I post a Bundy ranch thing and I have 33.

[Luna]

The most comments I ever had on a facebook post before is 15.  I post a Bundy ranch thing and I have 33.

Some people have lost their bloody minds about that mess.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Transit police in tactical vests one of which telling the other about his license to carry. Yep that is completely normal.

[Ben Shapiro]

Wedding tonight, followed by Easter celebration tomorrow. Mexican style! See you guys next week!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wedding tonight, followed by Easter celebration tomorrow. Mexican style! See you guys next week!

Congratulations! I wish I was there to eat all your delicious wedding food!

[Eater of Clowns]

Yesterday, at his brother's funeral, my friend came up to me and said "So A---'s mom just came up to me and asked, is that J-- H----? I think he friended me by accident on facebook, but I love reading his posts. Should I ask him for his autograph?"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yesterday, at his brother's funeral, my friend came up to me and said "So A---'s mom just came up to me and asked, is that J-- H----? I think he friended me by accident on facebook, but I love reading his posts. Should I ask him for his autograph?"

Aww.

[East Coast Hustle]

"Why would you move back to Maine?", they asked. "Isn't it just boring as all fuck out there?"

Well, I'm not sure I have a good answer for that question so maybe they should ask the guy who didn't get flat-out charged by a 6 point buck last night while wandering semi-lost through the woods on a head full of some obscure synthetic hallucinogen.

Because this is totally subjective and all, but I don't think that was particularly boring.