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Terrible Ideas that sound awesome

Started by Jasper, January 10, 2010, 08:52:01 AM

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Jasper

#31
January 27, 2010, 06:39:50 AM
Another one I had today.

Next time somebody asks me why I am late, I will tell them I had to take my grandmother to rehab, and sob gently into my hands.

AFK

#32
January 28, 2010, 11:03:48 AM
Taking a new job closer to home thinking it is going to be awesome instead of not-awesome which it turns out to be. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#33
January 28, 2010, 01:57:15 PM
Damn.  Sorry about that, Rev.

Cain

#34
January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#35
January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

-Kel-

#36
January 28, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
running naked while on acid/mushrooms in a field of wheat.

Freeky

#37
January 28, 2010, 04:33:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

:x :x :x :x :walken:

Jasper

#38
January 28, 2010, 04:43:48 PM
So true.

Sex on a pile of dry wheatgrass on a very warm summer day, though?  :D

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
January 28, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2010, 11:03:48 AM
Taking a new job closer to home thinking it is going to be awesome instead of not-awesome which it turns out to be. 

What's wrong with the new job?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#40
January 28, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

That's why you bring a blanket.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
January 28, 2010, 06:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

That's why you bring a blanket.

I can't think of anywhere I don't want leaves and twigs.  :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#42
January 28, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 06:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

That's why you bring a blanket.

I can't think of anywhere I don't want leaves and twigs.  :?

You don't have the necessary bits. :x

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
January 28, 2010, 06:07:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 28, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 06:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

That's why you bring a blanket.

I can't think of anywhere I don't want leaves and twigs.  :?

You don't have the necessary bits. :x

As far as YOU know.

TGRR,
Had extra orifices installed for tax reasons.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#44
January 28, 2010, 06:11:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 06:07:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 28, 2010, 06:06:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 06:04:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 28, 2010, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 28, 2010, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
That sucks balls.

Also, sex on the beach is a terrible idea.  Sand gets in places sand was not meant to go.

Same idea holds true for sex in the woods....  pieces of leaves and twigs in places you really don't want them....

That's why you bring a blanket.

I can't think of anywhere I don't want leaves and twigs.  :?

You don't have the necessary bits. :x

As far as YOU know.

TGRR,
Had extra orifices installed for tax reasons.

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:x :x :x :x :x :x :walken:
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