Emo so i Don't Have To Be (Poem)

[Iron Sulfide]

i want an emo kid,
someone who'll hurt for me
so i can laugh at them

i want an emo squid
to wrap his angsty tenticles
around my neck and choke

i want to wake up
in a pool of emo blood
then get drunk and pass out again

c'mon emo kids, cheer up
i'm just playing

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

heh

[the other anonymous]

i want an emo kid
to show me what emo is
so i can mock his taste in clothing

i want an emo girl
i want to make her dance and twirl
and bob her head up and down

i want an emo kid
to tell me what emo is
so i can tell LMNO to fuck off properly

i want to show up
at the local beat-dive coffeehouse
and not laugh at all the losers

i want to scream out loud
YOUR SUBCULTURE SUCKS
while watching goth-emo-punk threeway lesbian strap-on bondage porn

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i want an emo kid
to tell me what emo is
so i can tell LMNO to fuck off properly

Do never.

[LMNO]

i want an emo kid
to tell me what emo is
so i can tell LMNO to fuck off properly

Do never.

As always, TGRR knows the correct answer.

[East Coast Hustle]

wow...

sucky emo poetry about emo.

this is a new low.

[Iron Sulfide]

and of course i would take that low....

i can always hear you guys snicker through the void of cyberspace
when i say "i'm that evil" or 'i'd go that low"

you never believed i'd unleash the horrid festering piles i have, did you?


in short, it proves my point five fold:

Emo is something to laugh at

Laughing at emo is something to laugh at

and three other things..

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

P.S. Nobody has to be emo.

[Iron Sulfide]

i typically define 'emo' by it's original meaning of "emotion"

most 'emo' though is sappy sad kids pissing and moaning.

there is no way, as a human, to avoid emo as i just defined it...
being a sad sappy kid pissing and moaning, though...indeed that is a
choice.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

What? There's a plethora of ways to avoid emotions from drugs to blocking them out to even more drugs. Emotions are a thing of the past, there is no need for humanity anymore.

[Iron Sulfide]

a bit premature, boi..

one of the pivotal reasons for the human subjective experience is for
emotions.

they only exist here...sub routines in our personality files, compiled
into one personal dictionary that tell us how to react when and where.
you can highly customize it, yes, if you know well enough about them...
but not avoid them altogether.

fear for example. you can control (with effort and practise) long term
fear....phobias, minor and major...but you can't nearly so easily affect
the reaction you have when you're literally about 2.3 seconds from
being mulled over by a semi truck, barreling down on you at half
the speed of sound.

that's fear. adrenaline. endorphines. control that.

emotions aren't some highly developed thing, they are chemoelectrical
impulses in the brain that make you act/react a certain way.

(hence why certain chemicals in certain plants classically make people
giddy, or laughy, etc...)

chemicals and electricity. matter and energy. that's the physical universe.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Actually I was kind of kidding.  

[Iron Sulfide]

'zactly

i was just introducing chemicals to process...

by the way, i have an overwhelming need right now to
expose my recycling habits:

in my upcoming works, you may notice (or not if you don't pay attention, which is fine)
a lot of stuff i've posted before...

i like to recycle things i never used for something beyond themselves...
speeds things up, and promotes a sense of waste not...

like the baseball thing in my story... that's an old creative writing excercize
i wrote (true story) after waking up to the clock radio, and believing that
i was in the ball game (i hate baseball, it's stupid)...nearly went insane(r)
when i woke up in my room, not a stadium...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i want an emo kid
to tell me what emo is
so i can tell LMNO to fuck off properly

Do never.

As always, TGRR knows the correct answer.

That's why they pay me.

[the other anonymous]

Do never take a long walk off a short pier.
Do never meddle in the affairs of wizards.

Do never play chicken with a blind robot.
Do never dance in the rain.

Do never leap without looking.
Do never sleep without stroking.

Do never in a house.
Do never with a mouse.
Do never tell LMNO to eat green eggs and poetry slam.