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Started by Richter, September 15, 2011, 01:36:18 PM

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Richter

Your good Deacon should avoid CNN in the break room.  It occasionally turns him into a raving lunatic for the rest of the day.

Thanks to the Tea PArty, and other expounders of the new Reich style sense of "patriotism", I've been hearing a lot of BS about immigration.  People intermingled with drugs smuggling themseles over our borders and generally fucking things up for the citizens.  We all ended up here the same way, if you go back enough generations, aside from those with native heritage.  How many have actually met or seen the current face of fresh fuel for the meting pot though?

Some enterprising soul is out to fix this lack of experience, and for $89, out of Tucson of course, will run people around a bit.  They'll show them the desert, a really real border crossing, and let them walk around where people try to duck in from Mexico.  "Bob" love the bastard who's doing this, but his clientele deserve a hot seat next to the people who picnicked to watch civil war battles.  If he had a sense of humor his AC will "Accidentally fail" 30 minutes out, and "Bring your own water" will be in fine print.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Sweet gods, I hope he also checks the fuckers for weapons.  A hunting trip would be a bad thing...
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Your good Deacon should avoid CNN in the break room.  It occasionally turns him into a raving lunatic for the rest of the day.

Thanks to the Tea PArty, and other expounders of the new Reich style sense of "patriotism", I've been hearing a lot of BS about immigration.  People intermingled with drugs smuggling themseles over our borders and generally fucking things up for the citizens.  We all ended up here the same way, if you go back enough generations, aside from those with native heritage.  How many have actually met or seen the current face of fresh fuel for the meting pot though?

Some enterprising soul is out to fix this lack of experience, and for $89, out of Tucson of course, will run people around a bit.  They'll show them the desert, a really real border crossing, and let them walk around where people try to duck in from Mexico.  "Bob" love the bastard who's doing this, but his clientele deserve a hot seat next to the people who picnicked to watch civil war battles.  If he had a sense of humor his AC will "Accidentally fail" 30 minutes out, and "Bring your own water" will be in fine print.



Heh.  This is nothing new...We've been milking 6 murders in Tombstone for 130 years.  :lol:
Molon Lube

Adios

 :lulz:

I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.

Luna

Quote from: Hawk on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:

I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.

See earlier post about frisking them for weapons, first, but, fuck, yeah...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Adios on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:

I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.

Blanks? What the fuck is up with you? How can one person have the greatest idea evar and then fuck it up, all in the same sentence?  :argh!:

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Richter

To start off you're going to get a clientele that Jesus would kick out.  The morbidly curious rubbernecker, the cancer benefit walker, and some jackholes who haven't figured out that their "patriotism" is creeping into 1930's German facism.

Then you're showing them places and things that will make them think theyre entitled to know what they're talking about.  Anyone thinking thay they'll come away with a new unerstnding and sympathy is forgetting Dok Howl's model of human behavior.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cainad on September 16, 2011, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...

shall we say that those people might be ...

:putin:

on the fence about the use of such a structure?
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Quote from: Triple Zero on September 16, 2011, 09:11:51 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 16, 2011, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...

shall we say that those people might be ...

:putin:

on the fence about the use of such a structure?

BAHAHAHA!  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 15, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
Quote from: Adios on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:

I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.

Blanks? What the fuck is up with you? How can one person have the greatest idea evar and then fuck it up, all in the same sentence?  :argh!:

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Please be tongue-in-cheek.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Please be tongue-in-cheek.

He is.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't? 

Please be tongue-in-cheek.

He is.

Phew.

My sarcasm detector is on the blink.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."