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Title: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: fomenter on May 27, 2009, 12:57:33 AM
2009 world beard and moustache championships http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ results are in compitition held on 5/23 (fnordpinalomg)
QuoteThe United States is the world's new facial hair super power, having captured eleven world championship titles out of eighteen categories at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska on May 23, 2009. Possessing home field advantage, the USA was able to dethrone Germany which had dominated this competition since its inception.

Hometown favorite and Beard Team USA member David Traver was crowned overall champ, having styled his beard to resemble an Alaska snowshoe which earned him top honors in the freestle full beard category. Meanwhile Germany's Karl-Heinz Hille's elaborate moustache earned him second. San Franciscan Jack Passion placed third with his long, red natural beard.

Nearly 300 competitors from 15 separate countries competed. All of the winners received engraved Alaska gold pans as trophies.

(http://www.beardteamusa.org/images/ericbrownnew.jpg)(http://www.beardteamusa.org/images/markadams.jpg)
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Pariah on May 27, 2009, 01:21:24 AM
Outlandish
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: fomenter on May 27, 2009, 01:30:43 AM
the big winner

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/05/Beardman.jpg)
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Jenne on May 27, 2009, 02:01:08 AM
Woah. Is that ribbon on his shoulder for facial hair awareness?
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 27, 2009, 04:08:09 AM
(http://www.beardteamusa.org/images/ericbrownnew.jpg) <--- Cram's dad.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2009, 08:08:39 AM
I like beardos, but I probably would rather not date one.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: fomenter on May 27, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
they have some good mustache small beard too http://www.beardteamusa.org/analysis.html has the categories and the winners in each,
ippy and cram have 720 days to get ready if they want to represent..
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p

Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: fomenter on May 27, 2009, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


:x :cry: :cry: say it ain't so,
i insist that its for quick identity changes only,
and refuse to believe you don't grow your own mustaches to build your fakes, and sell the extras to support your family...
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Faust on May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 27, 2009, 09:23:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Are you part indian or something? My dad shaves once a month, whether he needs it or not.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 28, 2009, 05:09:12 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



LIES
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Richter on May 28, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Lucky.  Being clean shaven is a soure of constant facial irritation to me.  Lighter hair would be MUCH easier to remove.
Incidentally, I'm growing it out, and it's improved my quality of life.  I only need to shave my neck every day or so.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Cramulus on May 28, 2009, 07:47:44 PM
yeah, you do not want to be known as a "neckbeardo"
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Triple Zero on May 28, 2009, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p



Lucky.  Being clean shaven is a soure of constant facial irritation to me.  Lighter hair would be MUCH easier to remove.
Incidentally, I'm growing it out, and it's improved my quality of life.  I only need to shave my neck every day or so.

being clean shaven is the same for me. so I havent been doing it for years.

basically I have a hair trimmer with which I trim the stuff at 1mm (shortest it goes) every couple of days or so. no irritation, and it looks kinda good. also the trimmer is useful for a bunch of other things.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 28, 2009, 11:12:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 28, 2009, 10:40:57 PMalso the trimmer is useful for a bunch of other things.

:fap:
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Triple Zero on May 30, 2009, 12:46:37 PM
You know .. hamsters and such.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 30, 2010, 08:14:52 PM
LMNO!  LOOK AT THIS INIQUITY!

IT IS THE VERY ROAD TO PERDITION!
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: LMNO on April 30, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
I DUNNO WHUT THAT MEANS, BUT AH'M OUTRAGED!
   \
:mullet:
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: Lies on May 01, 2010, 10:31:32 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
Urban Legend, science (http://www.forteantimes.com/strangedays/mythbusters/344/shaving_for_growth.html) says otherwise.
Title: Re: #1 beardo in world an american
Post by: PeregrineBF on May 01, 2010, 03:12:24 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2010, 10:31:32 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
Urban Legend, science (http://www.forteantimes.com/strangedays/mythbusters/344/shaving_for_growth.html) says otherwise.
True. However it can be good for the skin, using a real (non-electric) razor can get rid of dead skin cells.