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*yawns*


Whatever.  You can try to cover up all you want, but your words are there.  You don't give a shit about gay rights, you'd be happier the way things were... you're such the little conservative, aren't you?


Well, I have to go.  You have fun getting all pissy that I poked your little rant full of holes.  I'll read it, if I feel like it.

Ciao!

yeah, OK, that was total crap...

you didn't even try to make that look like something other than a total cop-out...and just when I was hoping this was gonna get interesting...

Yalkara: Rev. F. was kidding, as you'd have seen if you'd read his entire post. I know him well, and he's about as pro-sodomy as it gets.

Graud: Man, this pains me no end, but, like LMNO, I am gonna have to tentatively agree with you.

LMNO: you're right about Nik being a first-class insult hurler, but unlike Graud, Nik isn't usually looking to make a point, he's just looking to tell someone what a fucking assclown they are. I think he's right though...that's not a particualrly effective tactic if you're trying to make a well-reasoned point...it just distracts from the argument.

Nik: Graud is a fucking assclown. but he may have a point buried beneath all his posturing.



edit: BTW, Graud, you're lucky I can't reach through your monitor and break your face. You wanna argue, fine, that's what you're here for. But calling one of our smarter, more popular members a silly bitch is out of line. Smarten up.

this is the haiku
thread in which it is polite
to prompt the next poster



next up: X-mastime in the South Bronx

just more proof that basically:

PEOPLE = SHIT

no way.

not a chance.

you've never been around gay people have you?

gay people are the ultimate cock block at parties.

first it starts out by engorossing the ladies in conversation.
then i t degrades to full out mockery of the hetero sexual male.

after that they're giving tips on didlo use and lesbian sex.

dude, I lived on Capitol Hill in Seattle...it's like, the Gay capital of the world...and I used to get invited to a lot of lesbian parites becaue my next door neighbors/co-workers/really good friends were lesbians...it worked out to my advantage quite well....

if you wanna convince the meatheads that they should be OK with homosexuality, just show them this equation:

IF: more gay men = less competition for the girls at parties

and IF: more gay women = more getting to watch two gay women

THEN: gay people are teh win!

There is a difference between fairy dust and cocaine.

cocaine is a violent hard core drug that will make you kill

the worst fairy dust can do you is cause you to prance about in a tutu or sprint naked.

YUO=TARD

Coke doesn't make people violent killers...people being violent killers makes people violent killers....at worst, coke just makes them a little more irritable after they come down...

not that you've EVER known what you were talking about...

and BTW, personally, I'd rather turn into a deranged killer than prance around in a tutu...

wtf?

you lost me somewhere...

how does tequila flavored lollipops have any-fucking-thing to do with whether or not ice cream cones get soggy?

in your rush to prove me a loudmothed idiot, you seem to have left behind your bag o' intelligent thought....

yeah, well...

LOLLIPOPS > SOGGY ICE CREAM CONES

hmm...ice cream cones dipped in tequila?


nah....they'd just get soggy.....

and it'd be a waste of good tequila.

HERESY ALERT!!!!


DISCONTINUE READING THIS POST IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO HERESY!!
















I don't like chocolate....

yeah, I understand that, but there are still separate defined things that by nature only appear with other separate defined things...like, ice cream cones and ice cream are separate defined things, but who goes around eating just an ice cream cone?  destructive disorder by nature propagates creative order and destructive order by nature propagates creative disorder...

it only hurts you if you stop.

does anyone else suspect aht Letterman's 'Worldwide Pants" company is probably just a poorly-disguised plea for Cthulhu to hurry up and come eat everything?