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Started by Telarus, April 14, 2012, 04:13:40 AM

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(Really old and well established) Samaritan temple edited out of the pre-bible texts once the Assyrians invaded and the religious power shifted to Jerusalem:

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The Samaritans in northern Israel and the Scythian tribes living near the Black and Aral Sea had trade networks for a long time

In 200 BC the Samaritans conquered the Scythian tribes in those areas.

According to the Eris research we've dug up, Nigel, the Scythians and the Samaritans shared the Eris-mother figure in the "mother of god worshiped on this he places" Goddess that so turned the patriarchal Jerusalem nobles against them. This is around the same time the Assyrians are invading the northeastern coasts of the Med.

We also know from archeological finds in Siberia that the Samaritans traded glass and gold boxes (used to store salt, coriander, and HASHISH) with those steppe peoples, and that the southern Jewish (Judeah) cananbis rites (the "pillar of smoke in the inner sanctum means Moses is talking with God") and the Northern Israeli burning of "honeycomb on the high places" (honeycomb is a recognized biblical euphemism for Hashish) shared aspects with the Scythian "smoke tents" mentioned by Herodotus.

Mt. Gerizim is probably one of the oldest temples to Astarte/Eris in the Levantine areas (and snubbed again once Her temple was edited out of the 'modern' biblical texts).
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Quote from: Telarus on April 15, 2012, 07:58:58 AM
The Samaritans in northern Israel and the Scythian tribes living near the Black and Aral Sea had trade networks for a long time

In 200 BC the Samaritans conquered the Scythian tribes in those areas.

According to the Eris research we've dug up, Nigel, the Scythians and the Samaritans shared the Eris-mother figure in the "mother of god worshiped on this high places" Goddess that so turned the patriarchal Jerusalem nobles against them. This is around the same time the Assyrians are invading the northeastern coasts of the Med.

We also know from archeological finds in Siberia that the Samaritans traded glass and gold boxes (used to store salt, coriander, and HASHISH) with those steppe peoples, and that the southern Jewish (Judeah) cananbis rites (the "pillar of smoke in the inner sanctum means Moses is talking with God") and the Northern Israeli burning of "honeycomb on the high places" (honeycomb is a recognized biblical euphemism for Hashish) shared aspects with the Scythian "smoke tents" mentioned by Herodotus.

Mt. Gerizim is probably one of the oldest temples to Astarte/Eris in the Levantine areas (and snubbed again once Her temple was edited out of the 'modern' biblical texts).

Oooh, VERY interesting!

Eris turns up in the most fascinating places.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Telarus on April 15, 2012, 07:58:58 AMWe also know from archeological finds in Siberia that the Samaritans traded glass and gold boxes (used to store salt, coriander, and HASHISH) with those steppe peoples, and that the southern Jewish (Judeah) cananbis rites (the "pillar of smoke in the inner sanctum means Moses is talking with God") and the Northern Israeli burning of "honeycomb on the high places" (honeycomb is a recognized biblical euphemism for Hashish) shared aspects with the Scythian "smoke tents" mentioned by Herodotus.

I want to see Fred Phelps put that in his pipe and smoke it.  :lulz:
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Y Archeologyists are aware prior to invasions
& have time to move their things across the boarder{
Remains a mystery to me: it does appear that the do?/?
1723 ish THUS it was my guess that the Newman collection {good suff
was removed to Japan in 98 only to be lost for good in the March 11 event