Foot prints in the sand...

[Malaul]

Yoinked from timthepenguin on LJ

I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked back and saw footprints in the sand.

   But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those were my times of greatest trouble.

   So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?"

   She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such a stupid question.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Not to steal your thunder, but this is what I thought you had posted
Plus I think someone else might have already posted it around here.  

Butt Prints in the Sand

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One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of the Goddess they were,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger prints appeared,
and I asked Her, "What have we here?
These prints are large and round and neat,
But much too big to be from feet."

"My child," She said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

"You would not learn, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.

"Because in life, there comes a time
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

Author Unknown

http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/buttprints.html

[Bella]

Butt Prints of another sort

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

I'm in the wrong business.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Butt Prints of another sort

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

I'm in the wrong business.

I don't think I could stand to look at Mr Hairy Ass...wait, $125 an ass?

[Malaul]

ohhhhhhhhhhh my lord

[Bella]

See? We're all in the wrong business.

[Malaul]

If I wanted to look at some ones ass for money, Id a proctologist!!

[Zurtok Khan]

Ohh my fucking goddess with a goat...ohh my....