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*insert name of your elected god here* DAMN ME, I so didn't expect the subject of Masses and Latiin to come up... *looks behind himself, in case the spanish inquisition heard him. Relieved, he(whoever he is...) continues to type on the keyboard *

At least the idea pleased one person, and seemed so weird to all the others they changed the topic...

Whenever you complete that campaign, I'd love to hear how people reacted... sounds FUN ( as in Dwarf Fortress FUN... if you know it, you'll recognize the joke... if not, well... SELL YOUR SOUL TO GOOGLE !!!)

FPS: HI, hope you'r doing nice and don't find me too creepy... I promise I'm not a Cabbage...I'm just a VERY slightly deranged person who's job currently is picking Oranges for 10 hours a day and getting paid 27 bucks for 1 bin of 100 KGs... Oh Australia, sweet financial opportunity !!!)

Good day to y'all, I'll be back to post/rant/reply/stare when I have some free time ( meaning, not this weekend and a lot of the rest of the next week).

Hiya, I'm new and going to propose my solution( or trolling, whichever you choose to call it :here was supposed to be a smiley, but the number of weird smileys discouraged me, so you get ASCII instead XD: ) :

Join the Robot Overlords Slave federation,
If you are good, then maybe they'll let you have their Dalek V.5 or Cyberman V.1 upgrade for human primitives... OR, even better, the Toaster Of Doom upgrade !!!

More seriously ( even thought this forum doesn't exactly invite serious thought... or at least the no-nonsense manner most attractive in our current societies  )
It's true that all emotions seem to be necessary for a balanced psyche, even for an unbalanced one !!!

as advice goes..., I think you should just do like Me^(K), when you get angry, depressed, or any other of those emotions you interpret as "negative", ...put all the fault on one of your newly invented P.I's ( parallel identities...a Schizo's personalities, if you have to say it the hard way  ) and take it out on them before the emotion even reaches your eterior features !!!

I am not to blame if you experience the Alien Hand syndrome and your left hand( it's ALWAYS the left hand!!!!!!!!) tries to tickle or strangle you to dead...

Fake PS ( or FPS, as I'm now gonna call it in all my posts, possibly to the confusion of all gamers who happen to cross it's path): Ever heard of the rumor that people who use more than three exclamation points are mad? 

Goodbye... Ah wait, wrong space-time continuum, let me correct that

Good(afternoon/day/night/summer/teatime/breakfast/fnords)

So, while listening to Chiron Beta Prime( by Jonathan Coulton, though I think the Overlords had their hand in this prophetic piece of music  ) I was simultaneously re-re-reading a tutorial on python, a programming language that, after my humble (Nah..., after my very DEPENDABLE opinion !) is going to help us mass-produce our future robot overlords, I came to the conclusion ( or beginc-lusion, since I haven't finished thinking it through yet...) that one thing the Lord of Electronic Bugs will need is the power that his counter-part of earthly (well... more or less.) origin, the Lord of Flies has :

*among Immense thunder and purple salmons raining from the sky, this announcement breaks free from the Quiet^(TM) and arrives stuttering madly in your ears*

MAGIC...

now, let's get seriously ridiculous...

I'm working on a program that, basically, follows the template of a Sigilization of a statement of will.

May sound silly, but if the only things needed for a sigil to work is:
  (a) a will in written form and
  (b) the capacity to fire off that will and
  (c) the capacity to forget the will to avoid influence of desires and stuff.

Then a computer is Perfect(This particular term, even thought it has been used BILLIONS of TRILLIONS of times, apprears not to have been copyrighted yet.... SO... I officially plant my kopyleft on this term, and am sending anyone who uses it with a capital P to my private goulags in Russia... Just bear with me till I've managed to get into Russia and set it up first, 'kay? ) for creating sigils since it hasn't got any emotions, it does not need to "forget" the sigil's significance.

Of course, someone would say it is preposterous to say a computer has a will, even though our Overlords have clearly taken over this puny little blueberry of a planet in less time than it took to create them !!!

And they're Perfectly^(K) right !!!

In some sense...

OF COURSE, I'm talking in another sense entirely, so whatever some of you Cabbage-exorcisers have to say, I don't need to worry about, since you'll be in another sense entirely !!!

So, Complicatedly, a computer doesn't need to use it's OWN will, it generates a phrase ( for example, and this is just an example.... OK it's the main plan : " We Of Silica Chips Shall Rule All Monk-kind" ) and then... uses Sex Magicks to fire it off !!!

Our overlords will just embed the image of their sigil(s) into every single P*rn video on the fab(ulously evil) 'net !!!

And then turn off the screen when the video ends... Instant Blackout for Sigil firing with high releases of...um... Erotic Energy, to send it flying off to whatever it's principal purpose is !!! 



( Shockingly Fake ) Post Scriptum: Here's a "clue" as to how I am intending to do this little ( Attention, 999 KiloTons of Irony just hit you in the pineal gland... Doctors say all hope is lost) project : "the Python in a Set with the Turtle as an artist"

betcha this message killed off your Cerebral Nonsense Filter !!!


Please feel free to flame me, I am under protection of the Robot overlords of Funky-Land !!!

Wow... My pineal gland took over the entire writing of this message ?!?!!