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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Horab Fibslager

#960
September 16, 2004, 09:56:00 AM
i liek to shit
and i cannot lie
here's teh 5$ i owe your mom from last night. tell her i'll see her at 8 son.

 :twisted:

next topic: what do i have against haikus anyway?
Hell is other people.

Anonymous

#961
September 16, 2004, 10:29:03 AM
Horab Fibslager
had a bad experience
with haikus one day

next topic: Jesus thinks you're a jerk

Horab Fibslager

#962
September 16, 2004, 10:30:53 AM
horab stared at jesus many a night
until one day jesus said
"what the fuck man, wanna fight?"


next topic: granola bars
Hell is other people.

Donkeyotay

#963
September 16, 2004, 08:07:10 PM
granola bars are
crunchy. Granola girls are
smelly but sexy!

Next Topic: Why all Paladins are pansy dupes

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#964
September 17, 2004, 07:45:47 AM
Quote from: Donkeyotaygranola bars are
crunchy. Granola girls are
smelly but sexy!

Next Topic: Why all Paladins are pansy dupes

Hey, you paladin
fucktards of goat nad scorn heat
stop that this instant!

next topic: monkey spooge yogurt elevators
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Donkeyotay

#965
September 17, 2004, 07:52:13 AM
Love monkeys in the
lift. I smell yogurt i must
be in Las Vegas

Next Topic: eating the floor

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#966
September 17, 2004, 08:05:26 AM
Quote from: DonkeyotayLove monkeys in the
lift. I smell yogurt i must
be in Las Vegas

Next Topic: eating the floor

Ain't no fucking sweat
the floor is there and I eat
all of it, drunkly.

Next topic: Hotels in downtown Des Moines
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#967
September 17, 2004, 03:51:30 PM
Are there actually
Hotels in Des Moines? Who would
Really want to stay?



Up next: Retrocessional orbits of imaginary moons

agent compassion

#968
September 18, 2004, 05:46:41 AM
This poem, like the moon
Is not real, and neither is
it orbiting there.

Next topic : The burnt stinky stuff on your stove burners after cooking.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Demon Seed #three

#969
September 18, 2004, 06:48:14 AM
No honey, dinners safe
just spilled crap on the stove
open the windows!


Next topic: Punkadelic man!
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

sakredchao

#970
September 18, 2004, 07:19:15 AM
potato and rice
pasta, lentils and split peas
over 6 months old

next:  garden fresh tomatoes
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Weselina

#971
September 18, 2004, 07:52:03 AM
mmmm, todya's dinner
I'm going to eat
garden fresh tomatos


next topic: bass guitar
always look on the bright side of life...

Donkeyotay

#972
September 18, 2004, 09:29:35 PM
I love my four strings
bass players have the biggest
penises ya know! :twisted:

Next Topic: ACH! I missed my flight!

sakredchao

#973
September 18, 2004, 09:47:26 PM
an hour early
checked my luggage and myself
profile this, bitch.   ..|.,

next:the hardware store doens't have a saw, or a clue.
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

agent compassion

#974
September 19, 2004, 04:34:57 AM
You, vested jerkoff,
Are not worthy to hand me
Such a sharp object.

When I ask for "saw,"
Kindly fetch it for me, then
climb up your own arse.


Next: The smell coming from the litterbox

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

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