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Started by Doktor Howl, September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM

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Doktor Howl

September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
...Your Halloween costume.
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#1
September 02, 2011, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
* Dimocritus posts
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Salty

#2
September 02, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
Gimmie!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Phox

#3
September 02, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Why not? Should be a good time.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 02, 2011, 09:58:01 PM
*gibbering with glee*
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#5
September 02, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
 :penis:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m

#6
September 02, 2011, 10:15:16 PM
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Kurt Christ

#7
September 02, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
This should be good.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Dysfunctional Cunt

#8
September 02, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 10:15:16 PM
I JUST POSTED ITT!!!!!
ETA: ... and one of my tits fell off  :argh!:

Dude, that's not good......  I told you to go with the higher grade silicon and not the fucking gummy bears.....

P3nT4gR4m

#9
September 02, 2011, 10:21:39 PM
but gummy bears make my nipples look extra cute!  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

#10
September 02, 2011, 10:24:10 PM
 :jiggle:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#11
September 02, 2011, 10:26:22 PM
Oh, hell, yes.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

#12
September 02, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
BLAM!  I JUST POSTED!

Freeky

#13
September 02, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
BOFF! I JUST POSTED FOR THE MONKEY!

Suu

#14
September 02, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
TRY ME, DOKTOR.

-Suu
Is, after all, an industry professional.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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