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#2326
I really like the IRC logs, where he comes in to, once again, let Anonymous know that they've broken the law... still failing to understand his position there.
#2327
YouTube needs a special section for ill-considered responses to ridicule.
#2328
Propaganda Depository / Re: A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE
February 09, 2011, 03:02:33 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 08, 2011, 07:40:23 PM
I think this was actually the last time I was WOMP-ed.

RWHN,
Not getting the womp-love. 

No, there was also this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16711.15
#2329
Propaganda Depository / Re: A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE
February 08, 2011, 03:18:21 AM
 :argh!:
Who is responsible for this horrible thread?
#2330
Well yeah, I would never test if it knew an attack was coming or wanted to start the fight itself.
#2331
I was Mister Memetic, then Paesior/Dr. Paes.
Then Ferka Zarco, and now this.
#2332
As for killing a giraffe, imagine a man with an arm as thick as that neck, beating you with a skull.
It can take a group of people to hold down even a sedated giraffe, and one person can struggle to keep control of a single leg.
Fuck that.
#2333
An ostrich. Provided it wasn't already pissed off when it got to the ring.
#2334
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on January 30, 2011, 03:35:51 AM
@Freeky, the new avatar is just too much :lulz:  but the Kiwano...is it a kiwi/orange/tomato??
Space melon.
They are crazy motherfuckers.
#2335
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 29, 2011, 11:35:48 AM
Hack Slash Crawl: http://armorgames.com/play/10373/hack-slash-crawl

Best flash game I have played in a very long time. It's a bit like a cross between DnD and Gauntlet. You pick out your character's race and class then hack, slash and crawl through randomized dungeons. Kill a bunch of monsters, collect weapons and armor. Certain weapons and armor let you use spells when equipped. I still haven't figured out what most of the rings do.
Insta-addicted.
This is all your fault.
#2336
Step 1: Lie to the government about having previously worked in intelligence overseas.
Step 2: Lie to the government about having designed the Polaris missile guidance system.
Step 3: Lie to the government about having competed in the Winter Olympics.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT.

So you're saying that before we employ spies we should check their backgrounds? Sorry, we're not very good at this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351473/New-Zealand-government-embarrassed-employing-British-born-fantasist-senior-intelligence-officer.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
QuoteStephen Wilce's action-packed career appeared to rival the great heroes of thriller stories.

The British-born military scientist had worked as a spy, served with the Duke of York as a helicopter pilot, competed in the Winter Olympics, captained a Royal Navy swimming team and was a special forces soldier who ended up on an IRA death list.

He also boasted that he had designed the Polaris missile guidance system, that he was a member of the Welsh national rugby union team and, last but not least, that he was a guitarist on the British folk music circuit.

The only trouble was that Wilce's yarns were just that – total fiction

...

It has all proved very embarrassing for the New Zealand government, who employed the British expat as a senior intelligence officer.
...

The CV he tendered impressed a defence panel so much that he was given top level security clearance.
He oversaw 80 staff and had access to highly classified intelligence.

#2337
#2338
No amount of explanation is going to help you. You've made it pretty clear to everyone that you're trying as hard as you can to be an absolute cunt. You pretty much started with "I am going to do this and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
Fuck off, Yatto. You're a piece of shit.
#2339
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 24, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Don't have time to thoroughly read right now, but skimmed it a bit. DON'T. USE. PRESENT. TENSE. IN. A. NARRATIVE.

Eh, that's a bit harsh. But seriously, narratives generally flow better when using past tense. And there are certain times when using a present tense instead of past tense is appropriate. But those situations are relatively rare, so it's best to avoid it.
I expect the tense will be changed once it's more than an outline of the plot.
If it wasn't going to, though, definitely what Phox said.

I have a tab open with it, intending to read, but busy things keep distracting me.
#2340
Bring and Brag / Re: The Suspicion Gland
January 22, 2011, 08:41:57 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 21, 2011, 05:03:17 PM
This gland causes some of us to look at everything sideways, to examine a thing, tear it apart and put it back together. After doing this we sometimes accept a concept, or reject it depending on our findings.

Not everybody has a Suspicion Gland though, True Followers, for example. True Followers have many names, perhaps the most common is sheep. If True Followers ever had a Suspicion Gland they crushed it without mercy. The Suspicion Gland requires one to accept responsibility, leadership at times and the burden of self education.

True Followers have utterly rejected all of the above, because they are afraid. They know there is something lurking just out of sight and they do everything in their power to not see it. They shield themselves with flat screens, drugs or any number of distractions.

Some of see it though, and once seen it is most difficult to ever forget it or unsee it. Once the Truth has been laid bare before your eyes you change. A part of your soul turns black, diseased. This will never "heal".

The Truth is there for all to see and it always will be, but so many will never look.

Can you see or is your back turned to it as you run away?
Why do you want this Truth, Charley?
Why can't you leave well enough alone?

Yeah, I had a Suspicion Gland, but it never did me any good so I went about having it removed and destroyed.
Is that what you wanted to hear? I stand by the decision. You don't make this Truth sound particularly appealing.
You mention the impossibility of forgetting it or unseeing it, but it sounds to me like this is something you desire at some level.

So forgive me for not wanting to be exposed to this soul-blackening Truth of yours.
You fail to mention what it's like to have a Suspicion Gland. It's a heavy thing, Charley... and it's so fucking sensitive. When I had mine, it was irritated by every little thing in our society. I couldn't walk past a billboard, or turn on the television or listen to other people explain their opinions without the bloody thing becoming inflamed or otherwise upset. It's a constant tie to that caustic Truth of yours, and every time it filters information it exposes you a little more to that vast, unknowable horror.

I enjoy the flat screens and the substitute truth and the substitute emotions.
I enjoy getting high and the ability to refuse to experience the lows.
I like my self-delusion and my sheltered existence and my ability to dismiss your Truth as not being particularly useful.
They're not distractions. They're my reality.

You've romanticised Truth, assuming it has some quality to make it valuable or desirable, even as you are willing to admit that it's horrible. Well, I'm doing just fine without it, thank you.

What good are your questions and examinations? What use is destruction and subsequent recreation?
The Suspicion Gland never made us any happier, so we did away with it.
And everybody's happy now.