Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 AM

Title: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 AM
QuoteHuman "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

Source (http://imgur.com/wNQp4.jpg)

How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Cain on April 01, 2010, 02:46:00 PM
I suspect they've already put their orders in.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
nice link LOL
Spoiler alert:





it smells like patent leather
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 03:13:29 PM
It's made with bits of real panther.
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Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 01, 2010, 05:20:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. :lulz:

"YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THIS ARTIFICIALLY SYNTHESIZED DOMINANCE BUTT-JUICE!"
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 05:23:03 PM
Net:  Well played.  :lol:
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 01, 2010, 06:25:37 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 AM
QuoteHuman "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

Source (http://imgur.com/wNQp4.jpg)

How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?

Don't be ridiculous, they're already doing it and HIMEOBS is selling it to them.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 01, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
I get all my news from that source.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I have known this for YEARS.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 05:41:23 PM
JENKEM,

It's the the cops are best at, innit?


(don't know why I posted that  :oops:)
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Rumckle on April 03, 2010, 12:43:17 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

The pheromone makes people compelled to kiss ass too, I'd a assume.
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: Lies on April 05, 2010, 07:25:16 AM
That's why older siblings always have an urge to fart in their brothers faces. (Or is that just me?)
Title: Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
Post by: AFK on April 05, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
I call bullshit on this study!

Dick Cheney demonstrates that the trait clearly goes beyond the age of 67!