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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 29, 2014, 06:55:27 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So like a year and a half ago I started a Facebook group based on a terrible OK Cupid profile. It's a group for posting pictures of cats. It sat there for a long while, and then a few weeks ago it just out of the blue started gaining members. I am bemused, and amused; it just topped 2000 members and seems to be picking up speed. I don't really have any idea what the fuck to do with this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Pick a decent charity at random ask them to donate a dollar. Tell them the group is based around good deeds and go from there.

Corruption ensues until you've got a loyal cadre of about 25 or so. You can get shit done with 25 fanatics.
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Quote from: Junkenstein on April 29, 2014, 07:20:27 AM
Pick a decent charity at random ask them to donate a dollar. Tell them the group is based around good deeds and go from there.

Corruption ensues until you've got a loyal cadre of about 25 or so. You can get shit done with 25 fanatics.
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I never said anything at all about what they're fanatical about.
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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on April 29, 2014, 06:55:27 AM
So like a year and a half ago I started a Facebook group based on a terrible OK Cupid profile. It's a group for posting pictures of cats. It sat there for a long while, and then a few weeks ago it just out of the blue started gaining members. I am bemused, and amused; it just topped 2000 members and seems to be picking up speed. I don't really have any idea what the fuck to do with this.

Monetise! Upgrade your profile with a dev account (doesn't take long) then lob some banner feeds on the group wall. With 2000 members you'll make about 5 fat cents a month but if it's on the verge of going viral - (picking up speed) you never know - might wind up with a couple of hundred bucks in your paypall account.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 29, 2014, 07:20:27 AM
Pick a decent charity at random ask them to donate a dollar. Tell them the group is based around good deeds and go from there.

Corruption ensues until you've got a loyal cadre of about 25 or so. You can get shit done with 25 fanatics.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on April 29, 2014, 06:55:27 AM
So like a year and a half ago I started a Facebook group based on a terrible OK Cupid profile. It's a group for posting pictures of cats. It sat there for a long while, and then a few weeks ago it just out of the blue started gaining members. I am bemused, and amused; it just topped 2000 members and seems to be picking up speed. I don't really have any idea what the fuck to do with this.

hirley0

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 29, 2014, 01:53:47 PM
I never said anything at all about what they're fanatical about.

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Let /b/inks bring the crazy in crazy cat lady!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Add her!

Right now I'm just kind of enjoying my weird little growing empire.

My favorite thing is all the people who come for the pussy, but stay for the cats.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Suu

I joined this group when Nigel first started it, and we were a bunch of cat nerds.

The occasional twirp that comes in full of range and misspellings looking for pussy shots makes it even better. ESPECIALLY since the group is loaded with pussies!
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Quote from: The Suu on May 05, 2014, 03:45:25 AM
I joined this group when Nigel first started it, and we were a bunch of cat nerds.

The occasional twirp that comes in full of range and misspellings looking for pussy shots makes it even better. ESPECIALLY since the group is loaded with pussies!

It's hilarious, because it was just a funny little group with a tongue-in-cheek name for people to post pics of their cats, and that was it, with the occasional post, for about a year and a half. And then... almost 3000 members in a month? WTF?  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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I'm emailing Todd Glass about this. Mainly because I email Todd Glass about any pussy related thing I run across. This is not creepy behavior.
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