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Cainad (dec.)

#1
October 06, 2013, 01:27:03 AM
 :lulz: Well shit. They can RUN now, too.

Don Coyote

#2
October 06, 2013, 01:40:30 AM
This is why we need to be nice.Otherwise they will hunt us down and wear our hides.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#4
October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.

Don Coyote

#5
October 06, 2013, 02:30:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.

YOU NO HAVE NO TIME TO SURVIVE

Salty

#6
October 06, 2013, 03:45:33 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

I can see hordes of these things, fully outfitted with an arsenal of peace keeping tools, making sure no one misses curfew. I just hope I can get a job controlling one.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 06, 2013, 04:23:47 AM
WHIRLY BLADES.

EVERYONE SHITTING THEMSELVES AT THE SOUND OF A MOPED.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#9
October 06, 2013, 04:59:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Um...


Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

That will be my god.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#11
October 06, 2013, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

:fap:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Forsooth

#12
October 06, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
a different one from them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o

its not a flamethower, but technically is still a weapon

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 07, 2013, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.

Dear Lord, I hope so.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#14
October 07, 2013, 03:32:41 PM
Why do people insist on turning the movie Screamers into real-life shit?
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