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Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:

Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.

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Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:

Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.


:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:

Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.

...and then the bartender picks up a barstool and beats you and Zeno to death with it.
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Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:

Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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 :lulz: :lulz: and, yes, that stool belongs on the floor, for fuck the tender blod-clot theif, lest his diverticulitis is up for another asymptotic venture to curb his bleeding mug on the bar.
Quote from: trix on May 12, 2014, 06:03:19 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 12, 2014, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: trix on May 11, 2014, 11:42:06 PM
Reminds me of the barstool experiment:

Zeno disputes the check, belaboring the point that he still thinks they were given more than they were ever going to order.

...and then the bartender picks up a barstool and beats you and Zeno to death with it.

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Quote from: The Suu on May 14, 2014, 04:11:59 PM


I kind of want to send that to my friend who insists on telling me about her "kinky" exploits.

Somehow, despite being of an age where you would think this would have dawned on her, it still hasn't occurred to her that other people have insane filthy down-and-dirty sex, too, they just don't tell everyone about it.

She once told me that I "just have to try rope bondage".

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure.  There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot".  Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding  :lol:

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Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure.  There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot".  Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding  :lol:

Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 15, 2014, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on May 15, 2014, 10:06:22 AM
Yea, I wonder what they're trying to prove with all that disclosure.  There is a possibility she's just waiting to hear something like - "oh, that's so hot".  Otherwise, I generally ave to learn some still about "expert knot tying", imagination notwithstanding  :lol:

Yeah, I don't know. What does she want? Validation? Approval? For me to join her? In general my attitude towards that kind of thing is "Good for you, have fun!". I just don't really care how other people get their monkey on, if they're having a good time then I'm happy for them but hearing the details reminds me most closely to listening to someone go on and on about how cute their cats are and all the funny things they do.

It makes me wonder if she's a bit unsure of what she's doing and wanting validation. I mean, we've all been known to get our freak on and such, but I've never really talked sex with anyone else unless I felt uncomfortable with the situation.
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