Ask Bella

[B_M_W]

[Bella]

Yeah. I was trying so hard not to say that, that I thought I was going to burst.

[maphdet]

Dear Bella,

This is one of those just silly questions.

What do you recommend for boredom, whilst on the internet?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

This is one of those just silly questions.

What do you recommend for boredom, whilst on the internet?

Dear maphdet,

www.stumbleupon.com

P.S. Fnordie gets this credit for this one - and also the blame for my stumble addiction.

[maphdet]

Thank you!

Great site.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear Bella,

Is Giggles the most lovable creation ever?

-MGD

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Is Giggles the most lovable creation ever?

-MGD

Dear MGD,

Close, but I like my own trolls better. Sorry.

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?

Dear Rog,

I have plans for California, Montana, Utah, Hawaii, and Virginia.
The rest is all yours to do with as you will.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Bella,

Did you have plans for North America, or may I destroy it in a fit of pique?

Dear Rog,

I have plans for California, Montana, Utah, Hawaii, and Virginia.
The rest is all yours to do with as you will.

Outstanding.

I think I'll start with Maryland.

[Bella]

I once lived in Maryland.
All I remember about it is that a dead whale washed up on the beach next to our house.

[Mangrove]

Like a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court only in your case it's reversed, huh?

Then in that case, my answer is:

Dear Mangrove,

Finally and at last there is hope for the uber stuffy, uber American, but otherwise mostly good-hearted folk of Connecticut. The overall long-term ramifications are that the good peoples in your neck of the woods are going have a much more interesting life now that OB has returned and is busy with the photoshopping. Please to not try and stop him.

P.S. Tell him to wear gloves

this is sound advice. thanks Bella

[Bella]

They're saying that maybe your mind was wandering due to pre-occupation with any number of things - like world domination, Xenu, $$$,

Hmm, yes that would explain it.

Aaaah. quiet and whirlwind free eh? .. some hope! Thanks for the excelent advice Bella, I shall try my best to put it into practice, so if you hear of shambling horrors lurching about northern england mandibles gnashing and prototenticles flailing,, you can feel warm inside and know that you helped.

You're welcome, rev. I found whirlwind free to be the hardest part, too.
Mandibles gnashing, protenticles flailing - that would make me so proud and happy.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Dear Bella,

Why are yuo such a filthy prevert?

Sincerely,
-MGD

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

Why are yuo such a filthy prevert?

Sincerely,
-MGD

Dear MGD,

I imagine it's because I've been hanging out here with y'all for so long.
Prior to that I was a sweet and innocent little evil zombie.