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Started by Donkeyotay, October 19, 2009, 06:26:28 AM

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The Johnny

#45
October 21, 2009, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 21, 2009, 04:39:33 PM


NO no no...cold steel with a good amount of rust...for the tetanus...

:lmnuendo:

or wait, is that a pun?... or... meh..

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Cramulus

#46
October 21, 2009, 07:49:18 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 21, 2009, 07:29:16 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 21, 2009, 04:39:33 PM


NO no no...cold steel with a good amount of rust...for the tetanus...

:lmnuendo:

or wait, is that a pun?... or... meh..



tet anus??

that's tet offensive!
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Jenne

#47
October 21, 2009, 07:52:09 PM
:x

Thread-appropo, however.

Dimocritus

#48
October 21, 2009, 07:59:54 PM Last Edit: October 21, 2009, 08:06:01 PM by Dimocrates KSC
Quote from: Lysergic on October 19, 2009, 07:18:52 AM
Market research has found that children can recognize a brand logo before they can recognise their own name.

I read this and lost the will to live for a moment.

Edit Read the rest of the thread after I posted. This guy's a fuck-up. *Backs away slowly*
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Triple Zero

#49
October 22, 2009, 12:55:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2009, 04:19:02 PMor coating the feet with salt to be licked off by goats.

how's this do much more than sort of tickle?
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#50
October 22, 2009, 02:02:18 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 22, 2009, 12:55:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2009, 04:19:02 PMor coating the feet with salt to be licked off by goats.

how's this do much more than sort of tickle?
I googled 'goat tongue' and found this.

QuoteThe first use of torture with an element of tickling was during the Roman Empire when a method known as "Goat's tongue" was employed as criminal punishment. This involved covering a victim's feet with salt or a sweet substance, and having a goat lick the soles raw resulting first in tickling and later in painful blisters. The pain in this form of torture is related to the sandpapering of the feet rather than the tickling as such.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#51
October 22, 2009, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2009, 04:19:02 PM
GREEN Torture? :lulz:

Fine.

Exposure to anthills,  tieing over young bamboo shoots, or coating the feet with salt to be licked off by goats.

There's the spirit!!! 

I like those!

Just remember we should bury the remains in the local compost.  Gives your victim a chance to "give back"!

rong

#52
October 23, 2009, 08:08:21 AM
FYI: i'm told a calf will vigorously head-butt a "teat" that gives no milk
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